The Chatterbox Hyena Thread

[Alex2kMommy]

I had this dream last night that I full on delivered someones baby. I think it was my sisters... but I dnt remember. It had me FREAKED out. It wasnt a normal delivery..... it was like IT opened up and spit the baby at me. CREEPY.

anyhow.. I just thought I would give you all that visual.

What was that movie, the horror one with the thing growing inside people? And it would just explode out of their body when it matured? I thought of that movie a lot when I felt the baby moving around in my belly.

 

[Alex2kMommy]

What like from the movie Alien?

ewwwwwwwwwww

Yes, at least that's the one I meant. I think...

 

[staley7580]

What was that movie, the horror one with the thing growing inside people? And it would just explode out of their body when it matured? I thought of that movie a lot when I felt the baby moving around in my belly.

Alien... Or spaceballs... I prefer Spaceballs my self. It would be almost cute if it busted out of your gut with a top hat and a cane singing showtunes.

What like from the movie Alien?

ewwwwwwwwwww

Unfortunately... It didnt bust out of her gut. Her girl parts opened up and spit the baby at me. YUCK.

I just LOVE pregnant dreams.

 

[Alex2kMommy]

Alien... Or spaceballs... I prefer Spaceballs my self. It would be almost cute if it busted out of your gut with a top hat and a cane singing showtunes.

Unfortunately... It didnt bust out of her gut. Her girl parts opened up and spit the baby at me. YUCK.

I just LOVE pregnant dreams.

I used to have the grossest, creepiest dreams. And thoughts, like when I was out and about, I'd think, "Wow, if somebody came up and started to hurt me, I wouldn't be able to run away!" I'd dream about somebody stealing the baby, or hurting the baby, awful things, maybe the worst nightmares I've ever had.

 

[staley7580]

I used to have the grossest, creepiest dreams. And thoughts, like when I was out and about, I'd think, "Wow, if somebody came up and started to hurt me, I wouldn't be able to run away!" I'd dream about somebody stealing the baby, or hurting the baby, awful things, maybe the worst nightmares I've ever had.

Yep. Or just WEIRD stuff. I cant remember off hand, but I have been having the craziest dreams! aside from the baby spitting girl parts thing..

 

[Alex2kMommy]

So... funny thing today.

Turns out that while I was hooting at Shawna's story about the ripping pants, I'd been walking around all day in a pair of worn jeans with two big holes on the back of my left thigh.

 

[staley7580]

So... funny thing today.

Turns out that while I was hooting at Shawna's story about the ripping pants, I'd been walking around all day in a pair of worn jeans with two big holes on the back of my left thigh.

SMOOTH!!!

 

[funnygarcia]

ahh the joys of a hormonally imbalanced brain


See all the wonderful things you are missing Pixie?? C'mon.. you want to dream of weird crap-- really you do !!

 

[funnygarcia]

So... funny thing today.

Turns out that while I was hooting at Shawna's story about the ripping pants, I'd been walking around all day in a pair of worn jeans with two big holes on the back of my left thigh.

You were stylin'

 

[staley7580]

ahh the joys of a hormonally imbalanced brain


See all the wonderful things you are missing Pixie?? C'mon.. you want to dream of weird crap-- really you do !!

Gosh... I know, right? Im telling you, I have been MENTAL lately.

 

[eatmypixiedust]

So... funny thing today.

Turns out that while I was hooting at Shawna's story about the ripping pants, I'd been walking around all day in a pair of worn jeans with two big holes on the back of my left thigh.

Oh dear!

 

[staley7580]

On the plus side.... my hair is long and luscious... and my nails have never been healthier.

 

[funnygarcia]

Gosh... I know, right? Im telling you, I have been MENTAL lately.

It must be a shared mentality with your frozen sausage wielding husband.

 

[eatmypixiedust]

You were stylin'

It's the new Shawna look. Watch out Donna Karen!

 

[funnygarcia]

On the plus side.... my hair is long and luscious... and my nails have never been healthier.

woohoooooooo

 

[staley7580]

It must be a shared mentality with your frozen sausage wielding husband.

Seriously... I think that is the funniest thing I have ever seen. I was like DANG! Go buy yourself some chew before you take someones eye out! He was SO MAD. But the sausage WAS delicious.

 

[funnygarcia]

Seriously... I think that is the funniest thing I have ever seen. I was like DANG! Go buy yourself some chew before you take someones eye out! He was SO MAD. But the sausage WAS delicious.

Sausage with lots of LOVE beat into it..






okay, off I go shaking my pumpkin booty to bed.

 

[staley7580]

Sausage with lots of LOVE beat into it..






okay, off I go shaking my pumpkin booty to bed.

Night Bernice!

 

[Alex2kMommy]

It's the new Shawna look. Watch out Donna Karen!

 

[Alex2kMommy]

Good night, G!