ATTENTION: WORLD
It is April 1, 2010. THAT MEANS THAT....
I AM GOING TO DISNEY WORLD
THIS MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG.
I haven't been able to say that since Oct 1, 2008!! THIS IS SO AMAZING!!!
(Edit: This update wasn't really planned. I just started rambling. Sorry about me. And... buckle your seatbelts.)
WOW... we are getting SO close. Really really close. To keep with the surprise element I think I am just not even going to tell you guys our arrival date and then... BOOM!!!!!!!!!! I'll hit you with a frying pan! Just kidding... uh... I MEANT... you will just be checking the DIS like always and then I will let you all know from my BlackBerry that WE HAVE ARRIVED! I've decided.
Sorry to keep you in suspense but come on, it is totally more FUN this way. I like reading TRs when I don't know every little detail, ADR, which park(s) on which days. And for us it will definitely be PARK
S. Plural. Never have had a ticket that wasn't a park hopper. We're hoppers... by nature. But not that mean grasshopper from A Bug's Life. A movie I love, and an attraction... I DO NOT. Because who wants "things" poking them in the back and GIANT SPIDERS coming down from the ceiling on their webs? Really? Not I.
I'm starting to get the my-trip-is-so-close
INSANITY syndromes. I have started my Deep Clean 2010. Of course I just typed "Depp" instead of "Deep". I know I'm not the only girl who's made
that mistake. Anywho... every woman knows you can't come home to a dirty house. Ick. NAST. Can't happen. By "Depp Clean" (I'm not changing it this time) I mean that I am just taking whatever I don't find a place for and throwing it in the Black Hole known as my closet. I'll find some of it... someday. Until then, it's almost time for DISNEY WORLD and I need everything to be CLEAN (minus the Black Hole) and be packed quite soon. Sooner than you THINK. Probably.
I have never been one of those people who starts packing like two weeks in advance. But I MENTALLY pack. I plan everything in my head. I have a photographic memory. Once I see something it is logged in there forever. I know, it's cool. So I have my entire wardrobe and accessory collection memorized. So I am mentally planning out my outfits for Disney World and also those I will want to wear before Disney AND at Disney. So there is another section of my brain reserved for the last laundry load I'll be doing. There is another section of "Birthday celebration" outfits. CAUSE MY BIRTHDAY IS WITHIN DAYS! Like I said before, birthdays are kind of a big deal in my family. I am blessed with a ton of friends and a great family. It requires more than one day to celebrate APPROPRIATELY with all of them. So from tomorrow until, like, right before we leave... there will be MANY different events and parties occurring. There will be lots of cake. Bye, diet! So yeah, my brain is STUFFED. With outfits and packing lists and ADRs and EXCITEMENT and confirmation numbers and worries and birthdayness. A
lot is going on. So much is about to happen right now. In fact, my entire schedule... every single day.. until May 2nd. Is packed. Completely. From morning to evening. Whew.
Now, we are girls. Girly, girly, girly GIRLS. So primping is also EXTREMELY important. We are going for mani/pedis in a few days. Thank God. Then, I have a hair appointment. I am a natural blonde but I had to keep my hair a bit darker (still blonde but not AS blonde as I like it) for a role I had. Well, I am going back to blonder than blonde. Blonde ON Blonde. Dylan would truly be proud. I usually like it to be extremely blonde with some darker tones but this time I am going FULL ON BLONDE. As bright as it can get without being totally platinum Barbie status. Spring is here and I need brightness! I go to a pretty ~hoity toity~ salon... they charge like $60 for a blow out, even. So I will be walking out of there with wet hair... haha. Do you have any idea how many Mickey Bars that $60 can buy me?! Enough to have a coronary! I'm not gonna let them cut my hair either... just a trim is another $60. I just shaved $120 dollars off the hair cost and added it to my DISNEY money! Cause if anyone needs more money... it's Disney. WHEW. Mental note: Don't spend it all the first day. Mental Note 2: Find a new salon?
That's all I can really talk about without getting into too much detail that I want to be a surprise. I'm so excited. I'm SO. EXCITED. A lot has been going on at the Capria household. I was trying to think of something nice to do for my mom since this entire trip is her idea and a birthday present for MOI. Well, she told me that if she could meet any celebrity it would be TIM GUNN. So for her birthday (which was in February) I tried to arrange it and found I had no connections at all to him and I was sad about that (I ended up bringing her to the set of her not-so-guilty-pleasure the MAURY show and then to see one of our favorite comics Kathy Griffin). Then I saw that Tim was doing a little conversation at the Barnes & Noble in Tribeca the other night! Yay. This was a perfect way to surprise her and show my gratitude. She was THRILLED. Except... when I said to her "Who did you tell me that you wanted to meet more than ANY other celebrity?" she replied "OH MY GOD, WE'RE GOING TO SEE JOHN?!" Meaning.. Travolta. Her life-long love. Sigh. NO. Who ELSE do you wanna meet, mom? "TIM GUNN!?!?" Ding ding ding! She was THRILLED. Beyond the BEYOND, as I say. Hardly anyone was even there and my mom spent a lot of time with him. Let me tell you, I have met too many celebrities and Tim was one of the nicest and coolest people I have ever met. He actually LISTENED to what my mom had to say and had a REAL conversation with her. I love him for that. I am now a Tim Gunn fan. So Tim fans... know that he is good people. Big time. I kind of want to have a slumber party with him and try on outfits he can YAY or NAY for me. Anyway... we also took the kids (my two cousins we are SUPER close with, girls age 9 and 6, one of which is my mom's godchild) to the ZOO... and let me tell you, there is a story there. I may post that later. It's a bit OT, but I feel it belongs here to further prove the silliness of my life. I think I have something running through my veins that attracts ridiculousness... like a magnet. I'm sure that magnet will be very reactive at Disney World. It always is.
If you're still reading this, cheers! And thanks for hanging on.
I think most of the my-trip-is-so-close
INSANITY comes from the fact that there really isn't much you can do. At this point. Except... WAIT. Live your life. Try not to go totally bonkers. Thank God I have my birthday to distract me for a little while. Sigh. Oh my Disney, you're so close...
