the blame game

[mrFDNY]

hi all,
someone sent me this,i figure i pass it on.
>Let's see if I understand
>how the world works lately...
>
>
>If a man cuts his finger off
>while slicing salami at work,
>he blames the restaurant.
>
>If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of
>lung cancer,
>your family blames the tobacco company.
>
>If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he
>blames the bartender.
>
>If your grandchildren are brats without manners,
>you blame television.
>
>If your friend is shot by a deranged madman,
>YOU BLAME THE GUN MANUFACTURER.
>
>And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the
>pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother
>of the crazed deceased blames the airline.
>
>
>I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.
>
>
>So, if I die while my old, wrinkled tush is parked in front of this
>computer, I want all of you to blame Bill Gates...okay?

 

[we3disneygo]

thanks for the laugh.......

 

[doxdogy]

Sure you can blame Bill Gates. Just name me executor and I will sue him for every penny he is worth. Then take everyone on the Dis to Disney.