Paging Captain Obvious.I think we can agree that I love food.
Butter Grilled Pound Cake is smothered in a caramel pecan sauce that is not too heavy or too overpowering. Its the most perfect blend of flavors and textures. Moist, dense, buttery cake, softly sweet caramel sauce with a hint of pecan flavor. Indeed, the entire experience of Butter Grilled Pound Cake is perfection. Its the end of the 1994 Alabama Auburn game, its Piano Man, its Yoo Hoo, its George W. Bush after 9/11 and before the war in Iraq, its landing on the moon, its a Cadillac CTS, its the 1992 Crimson Tide, its the 1980 USA Olympic Hockey Team, its Joshua Tree, its my freshman year at Alabama, its my senior year at Alabama, its the act one finale of Les Miserables, its having the right girl just smile at you, its Rudy, its Saving Private Ryan, it's Apollo 13, its a drive through the mountains on an early fall day, its the sound of the ocean slamming into the rugged coastline, its a good apple, its Soarin, its Test Track, Its Paging Mr. Morrow, Mr. Tom Morrow, its A Separate Peace, its Huck Finn, its Seinfeld, Frasier, Cheers and West Wing, its Saturday Night Live with Mike Meyers and Dana Carvey, its The Stranger, its Freebird, its Live Like You Were Dying, its I Go Back, its hanging out with your best friends the night before you graduate high school, its sitting on the steps of Comer Hall after youve finished your last exam, its Free Dining, its your seeing your little girls face when she spots Mickey Mouse and runs to him, its Walking in Memphis, its The Color Green, its my wife saying yes, its seeing my girls being born. Yes, Butter Grilled Pound Cake is the confluence of all good things.
Why? Why is it gone?
I loved that tip. I have developed a reluctant liking of Stacey since she is the alternative. She has become what that tip used to be. But that music was so much more Disney to me.I remember when Resort TV did away with the Zippa De Doo Dah tip for the day. I was genuinely sad the first time we checked into our room after it was gone. It just wasnt the same. That music was Disney World to me in a way that Staceys Top Seven is for a whole other group of people.
It was cake, dadgumit.
And it was good.
It was better than good.
And now that it has been properly eulogized. The search for the next big thing continues.
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ZZUBHeartsCake said:I’m such a cake zealot that I’ve actually snuck an extra piece of birthday cake out of the refrigerator at work between the 3:00 cake party and 5:00 when the birthday girl went home for the day. When we have cake at home and I go to slice myself a piece, I also take a bonus slice to eat on my way to the table or the couch or wherever it is I’m going to eat my cake. Sometimes, I’ll offer to help clean up so I can score an extra piece of cake when I’m in the kitchen. Cleaning up.
like Ashclan’s “W Is For Women” pin, like Frickles’ copy of Math for Dummies, like LaLa’s husband’s fanny pack, like NicoleMarie’s weather forecasts, like Mel HappyHat’s so-called witty ripostes, like MasterGracie’s “Blame it all on Bush” thread, like Chapter 11 counting LaLa’s vomit references
And now that it has been properly eulogized. The search for the next big thing continues.
Butter Grilled Pound Cake is smothered in a caramel pecan sauce that is not too heavy or too overpowering. It’s the most perfect blend of flavors and textures. Moist, dense, buttery cake, softly sweet caramel sauce with a hint of pecan flavor. Indeed, the entire experience of Butter Grilled Pound Cake is perfection. It’s the end of the 1994 Alabama Auburn game, it’s Piano Man, it’s Yoo Hoo, it’s George W. Bush after 9/11 and before the war in Iraq, it’s landing on the moon, it’s a Cadillac CTS, it’s the 1992 Crimson Tide, it’s the 1980 USA Olympic Hockey Team, it’s Joshua Tree, it’s my freshman year at Alabama, it’s my senior year at Alabama, it’s the act one finale of Les Miserables, it’s having the right girl just smile at you, it’s Rudy, it’s Saving Private Ryan, it's Apollo 13, it’s a drive through the mountains on an early fall day, it’s the sound of the ocean slamming into the rugged coastline, it’s a good apple, it’s Soarin’, it’s Test Track, It’s “Paging Mr. Morrow, Mr. Tom Morrow,” it’s A Separate Peace, it’s Huck Finn, it’s Seinfeld, Frasier, Cheers and West Wing, it’s Saturday Night Live with Mike Meyers and Dana Carvey, it’s The Stranger, it’s Freebird, it’s Live Like You Were Dying, it’s I Go Back, it’s hanging out with your best friends the night before you graduate high school, it’s sitting on the steps of Comer Hall after you’ve finished your last exam, it’s Free Dining, it’s your seeing your little girl’s face when she spots Mickey Mouse and runs to him, it’s Walking in Memphis, it’s The Color Green, it’s my wife saying “yes,” it’s seeing my girls being born. Yes, Butter Grilled Pound Cake is the confluence of all good things.
Or was.
Butter Grilled Pound Cake, like affordable healthcare, like “made in America,” like Johnny Carson, like Paul W. “Bear” Bryant, like Must See TV, like national unity, like Constitutional literacy, like post-racial, transcendent politics (whatever that means), like getting dressed up to fly, like $.85 a gallon gas, like casette tapes, like touch screen computers in EPCOT that you could make dinner reservations at, like making same day dinner reservations in Disney World, like competent cast members, like Disney’s toll free number, like affordable stroller rentals, like ticket books, like River Country, like Horizons, like Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride, like Communicore, like 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, like the Skyway, like my friend from Montana, like Auburn’s 6 game win streak, like personal responsibility, like Ashclan’s “W Is For Women” pin, like Frickles’ copy of Math for Dummies, like LaLa’s husband’s fanny pack, like NicoleMarie’s weather forecasts, like Mel HappyHat’s so-called witty ripostes, like MasterGracie’s “Blame it all on Bush” thread, like Chapter 11 counting LaLa’s vomit references, like old Disney commercials that no one but you seems to remember, like being told that you know that she knows that you know that she knows, like Michael Moore’s waistline, like Jimmy Carter’s relevance, like standing in line at the Safeway without having to listen to the person behind you on her cell phone describe her date the night before and like Elvis, is gone.
Theman*****allyreallylovescake said:I’m such a cake zealot that I’ve actually snuck an extra piece of birthday cake out of the refrigerator at work between the 3:00 cake party and 5:00 when the birthday girl went home for the day.
Right about now you’re wondering, what’s the frequency, Kenneth?
And if you're not, it's only because you're not getting enough REM sleep.
YakkityYak said:NM is going to be pleased!
You have to admire a family whose entire day is built around a meal.
They serve it with a big spoon, by the way. Which is both practical and ironic.
... like Mr. Toads Wild Ride, like Communicore, like 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, like the Skyway, like my friend from Montana, like Auburns 6 game win streak, like personal responsibility, like Ashclans W Is For Women pin, like Frickles copy of Math for Dummies, like LaLas husbands fanny pack, like NicoleMaries weather forecasts, like Mel HappyHats so-called witty ripostes, like MasterGracies Blame it all on Bush thread, like Chapter 11 counting LaLas vomit references, like old Disney commercials that no one but you seems to remember, like being told that you know that she knows that you know that she knows, like Michael Moores waistline, like Jimmy Carters relevance, like standing in line at the Safeway without having to listen to the person behind you on her cell phone describe her date the night before and like Elvis, is gone.
And now that it has been properly eulogized. The search for the next big thing continues.
Chapter Sixteen: I Come To Bury the Food Police, Not Praise Them
I think we can agree that I love food.
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They serve it with a big spoon, by the way. Which is both practical and ironic.
Butter Grilled Pound Cake is smothered in a caramel pecan sauce that is not too heavy or too overpowering. Its the most perfect blend of flavors and textures. Moist, dense, buttery cake, softly sweet caramel sauce with a hint of pecan flavor. Indeed, the entire experience of Butter Grilled Pound Cake is perfection. Its the end of the 1994 Alabama Auburn game, its Piano Man, its Yoo Hoo, its George W. Bush after 9/11 and before the war in Iraq, its landing on the moon, its a Cadillac CTS, its the 1992 Crimson Tide, its the 1980 USA Olympic Hockey Team, its Joshua Tree, its my freshman year at Alabama, its my senior year at Alabama, its the act one finale of Les Miserables, its having the right girl just smile at you, its Rudy, its Saving Private Ryan, it's Apollo 13, its a drive through the mountains on an early fall day, its the sound of the ocean slamming into the rugged coastline, its a good apple, its Soarin, its Test Track, Its Paging Mr. Morrow, Mr. Tom Morrow, its A Separate Peace, its Huck Finn, its Seinfeld, Frasier, Cheers and West Wing, its Saturday Night Live with Mike Meyers and Dana Carvey, its The Stranger, its Freebird, its Live Like You Were Dying, its I Go Back, its hanging out with your best friends the night before you graduate high school, its sitting on the steps of Comer Hall after youve finished your last exam, its Free Dining, its your seeing your little girls face when she spots Mickey Mouse and runs to him, its Walking in Memphis, its The Color Green, its my wife saying yes, its seeing my girls being born. Yes, Butter Grilled Pound Cake is the confluence of all good things.
Or was.
Butter Grilled Pound Cake, like affordable healthcare, like made in America, like Johnny Carson, like Paul W. Bear Bryant, like Must See TV, like national unity, like Constitutional literacy, like post-racial, transcendent politics (whatever that means), like getting dressed up to fly, like $.85 a gallon gas, like casette tapes, like touch screen computers in EPCOT that you could make dinner reservations at, like making same day dinner reservations in Disney World, like competent cast members, like Disneys toll free number, like affordable stroller rentals, like ticket books, like River Country, like Horizons, like Mr. Toads Wild Ride, like Communicore, like 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, like the Skyway, like my friend from Montana, like Auburns 6 game win streak, like personal responsibility, like Ashclans W Is For Women pin, like Frickles copy of Math for Dummies, like LaLas husbands fanny pack, like NicoleMaries weather forecasts, like Mel HappyHats so-called witty ripostes, like MasterGracies Blame it all on Bush thread, like Chapter 11 counting LaLas vomit references, like old Disney commercials that no one but you seems to remember, like being told that you know that she knows that you know that she knows, like Michael Moores waistline, like Jimmy Carters relevance, like standing in line at the Safeway without having to listen to the person behind you on her cell phone describe her date the night before and like Elvis, is gone.
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It was cake, dadgumit.
And it was good.
It was better than good.
And now that it has been properly eulogized. The search for the next big thing continues.
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How many eulogies for cake have you seen?!You gave it the best eulogy I think I've ever seen given to a cake
As my wife said, "only one chapter?!"Holy moly....an entire chapter about Butter Grilled Pound Cake!!!
Freshman year, my heart was ripped apart by a very cute, very blonde cheerleader. This hurt worse.I love it. Poor guy....you fall in loveonly to have it immediately snatched away from you by the food police.
I don't know this cake, but it sounds fetching. Cake for dinner? My kind of person!Oh how you would love my DS's favorite CAKE. Little Chocolate Cake with butter rum sauce. It's not little though...it's gigantic, but not with a Disney price. One week I tried to eat it for my dinner and couldn't finish it.
Save your energy. There is a LOT of time between now and September and chances are the nazis will make changes again just before your trip.You have inspired me. Not the first time, of course, but I now have this uncanny urge to go look up the menus for the restaurants that we'll be eating at in September. That we made ADRs for on March 10th... Because I want - no, I need - to see what they are offering for dessert.
Ironically, such fascist thinking is perpetrated by the likes of people who insist conservatives are the ones imposing their views on the country. Trust me when I say that no Republican wants to tell you what you can eat.Don't you love it that your life decisions are being made for you? You will never have to make a choice again!
That's great. It starts with an earthquake. Birds and snakes and airplanes.It's the end of ZZUB's world as we know it.
Right. To be sure, the so-called tips were pretty much useless. But the music and claymation origami WERE Disney. Stacey's just some annoying chick with big ears.But that music was so much more Disney to me.
Actually, I did score the recipe. But when Mrs. Z saw how much butter it called for, she said, "no joy" and that was that. For all my so-called persuasive skills, I can't convince the woman to make me a dessert with that much butter.ZZUB I agree you need to embark on a quest to find a replacement. Either that or sniff out the recipe!
At least with Mel we have some hope she'll re-appear soon.But sadly, now that I want to try this delicious goodness - it's gone. Like Mel.
Preach it, sister.I just got back last week.....and I'm still stewing over all the cutbacks in the restaurants. Now I'm twisted all over again....Over a cake I never knew about......But NOW I REALLY WANT THAT CAKE.That looks like some serious good eating. Take the fat out of dessert....."Gawd forbid a million times" It's just wrong in every way...
Kerri
Thanks for looking, but as I stated above, we already found it.You're right, it's goner than gone. I can't even find you a recipe online. But what a great send off you gave it!
Then you are not welcome on my Trip Report any longer. You've now been placed on PERMANENT IGNORE!I don't share the passion for these treasured treats. I'm not saddest ever because they are gone.
Sorry, I'm not buying it. Anyone who has sampled the Butter Grilled Pound Cake and is not passionate about it cannot possibly muster the requiste energy for a rage.But I'll tell you this: If I get down to Disney World in September, and sparingly enjoy my Ohana dinner so I can save room for that delectable dessert goodness known as the Ohana Bread Pudding, and some yahoo brings me out a freakin' PINEAPPLE RING with caramel sauce and proclaims that the replacement dessert, everybody within a fifteen mile radius better brace themselves for the rage.
Something about your treasure being where your heart is.I'm DED because it's one of your best ones and it was all about the cake. The cake! You can even turn something as simple as sampling a desert (okay, THE desert) into interesting writing.
Leave it to the rednecked LaLas to have a cat named Elvis. It's truly surprising you didn't end up in Dollywood.I hate to tell you this, but you've got your information wrong. Elvis is not gone, my friend. No. He's still here. With us. And by us I mean the LaLas. He's on our back porch. Right now. This very moment. Alernately sunning himself, choking on a hairball, playing with a fake fish attached to a pole and eating his kitten chow. No doubt wishing it were a jelly donut instead.
GeorgiaAristocat!Welcome back. I would have missed you if I liked you and/or noticed you were not here.You admire a lot of people! Glad that I am one of the honored many!
You and me both.I weep for the end of the world as we know it.
From your mouth to God's ears.I don't believe you're a lawyer. You have to be a writer... or you should have been anyhow!
You called that one correctly.Uh...if it makes you feel better, the sausages are back at WCC....just got back and ate there on Saturday....yeah...didn't think so.
Originally Posted by ZZUB
Can you imagine a trip to Disney World without Por favor mantengase alejado de las puertas? No you cant.
I think we can agree that I love food.
You have to admire a family whose entire day is built around a meal.
If statistics can be believed, then at least 47% of the people reading this have also built a day’s itinerary around a meal.
Before I go any further I want to make this painfully clear: I AM NOT RECOMMENDING YOU EAT A MEAL AT LIBERTY TREE TAVERN. Our experience there was based on the menu that existed last September. The menu has changed some since then and most importantly, the dessert menu has been altered. Like Joan Rivers. Disfigured beyond belief.
But on this day in September, all was still right with the world. Obama was still the face of hope, Hillary! was still the inevitable candidate and Alabama was still undefeated.
How good is it? I took a picture of it. That's how good it is. I have NEVER taken a picture of food. NOFoodPictureTakingPeople. But after only one bite, I knew. I knew I had to capture the moment.
The same morons who make reservations for lunch 180 days before they’re going to eat it.
They serve it with a big spoon, by the way. Which is both practical and ironic.
Indeed, the entire experience of Butter Grilled Pound Cake is perfection.....it’s George W. Bush after 9/11 and before the war in Iraq
like Ashclan’s “W Is For Women” pin, like Frickles’ copy of Math for Dummies, like LaLa’s husband’s fanny pack, like NicoleMarie’s weather forecasts, like Mel HappyHat’s so-called witty ripostes, like MasterGracie’s “Blame it all on Bush” thread, like Chapter 11 counting LaLa’s vomit references, like old Disney commercials that no one but you seems to remember, like being told that you know that she knows that you know that she knows,
Some folks were a little hostile. If you can imagine that.
Can you imagine a trip to Disney World without “Por favor mantengase alejado de las puertas”? No you can’t.
The search for the next big thing continues.
I’m such a cake zealot that I’ve actually snuck an extra piece of birthday cake out of the refrigerator at work between the 3:00 cake party and 5:00 when the birthday girl went home for the day.