I had the best flight attendants! Their spiel was really funny
Please remember to remain in your seat at all times when the light above your head tells you to. As flight attendants, we, of course, can walk about the cabin because we have special shoes and you do not.
The fine for smoking is $2500 and lets all be honest, if you had an extra $2500 you would not be flying here with us.
If this Southwest airline should become Southwest Cruise Line, we have provided each of you this designer life vest. To inflate pull on this string. If that doesnt work, you may blow it up with this tube. If that doesnt work, then you are having a very bad day.
If we should lose cabin pressure, these lovely things will fall out of the ceiling. Stop screaming and hold on to your neighbors leg and put it on. Breathe normally (yeah right!) and the flow of alcohol
I mean oxygen
will begin. If you are flying with small children WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?!? You should put the mask on first and then on your child. Ladies, this is what husbands are fore. Or maybe help your husband.
It was great! It was so funny and the passengers were all laughing and enjoying it. It was probably the most entertaining flight I have ever been on.