The 2nd Dumbest Thread of 2011

[DaveInTN]

It seems another thread has already been crowned dumbest of the year. Since I don't usually aim for the top anyways, I will be quite satisfied being #2. So let's make this the 2nd Dumbest Thread of 2011!

 

[2goofycampers]

When visiting a theme park please bathe first.

 

[kampfirekim]

It seems another thread has already been crowned dumbest of the year. Since I don't usually aim for the top anyways, I will be quite satisfied being #2. So let's make this the 2nd Dumbest Thread of 2011!

Did you say you're satisfied BEING #2 or did you mean you are satisfied being IN stall #2 ? Either way .... congrats on starting a dumb thread. Job well done my friend.

 

[DaveInTN]

When visiting a theme park please bathe first.

Does that count if you are drinking some beer made with butter? Does it really matter what you smell like if you are drinking butter beer?

 

[kampfirekim]

When visiting a theme park please bathe first.

....and after. Any relatives sharing accommodations with you will thank you.

 

[DaveInTN]

Being IN stall #2 is way more than just "satisfying"...it's a truly enlightening experience.

It typically en-lightens me by about 3 pounds.

 

[BRDof3]

Did you say you're satisfied BEING #2 or did you mean you are satisfied being IN stall #2 ? Either way .... congrats on starting a dumb thread. Job well done my friend.

Some of us find great satisfaction doing #2.

 

[des1954]

Did you say you're satisfied BEING #2 or did you mean you are satisfied being IN stall #2 ? Either way .... congrats on starting a dumb thread. Job well done my friend.

No..no..no!!! He said he took a satisfying #2!!

 

[DaveInTN]

Alright...y'all are probably waiting for this anyways. So, here goes.....

Ohhhh-HANA!!!!!!

 

[DaveInTN]

My dog eats poop. Now THAT'S dumb!!

 

[BRDof3]

I guess that's why we are the masters...

You have any idea how many "masters" eat at McDonalds on a regular basis?

 

[SC DAD of 2]

Alright...y'all are probably waiting for this anyways. So, here goes.....

Ohhhh-HANA!!!!!!

Dave you didn't recently pass through Arkansas with a

Ohhhh-HANA problem did you?

 

[mgsmom]

Dave you didn't recently pass through Arkansas with a

Ohhhh-HANA problem did you?

Now that's funny!! It don't matter who ya are...

 

[BRDof3]

I have never ordered the litter covered poop nuggets there. I have heard that they are good, though.

Just about everything on the menu is a litter covered poop nugget.

 

[BRDof3]

Are you dissing Ronald?

20 years ago, when my stomach was hard and my arteries were soft, I ate a lot of litter-covered poop nuggets. Now my body has reversed, and I pay the price whenever I eat it.

 

[AuburnJen92]

I found the nuggets...

 

[BRDof3]

I found the nuggets...

I'm pretty sure I'm still trying to digest the nuggets I ate 20 years ago.

 

[AuburnJen92]

I'm pretty sure I'm still trying to digest the nuggets I ate 20 years ago.

are you sure?

 

[SC DAD of 2]

Ya’ll remember the Oak Ridge Boys big hit!

OOOO-HANA Rocka-Boom Rocka-Boom Rocka-Moa Moa.

Man I loved that song!

 

[BRDof3]

You are killing me here. I'm sitting here eating a big mac while reading this thread. Luckly after close examination I didn't find any nuggets. Did find a hair though.

Never examine a fast food meal closely. It will only cause trouble.