That Pirate Stole My Tiara: The Pre-Trip Report

Have given up on Photobucket.
Am trying Snapfish.
Am also trying NOT to hurl computer through window from 23rd floor.
Wish. Me. LUCK.
Snapfish didn't work for me either. I went with flickr but that depends on how many pictures you want to upload, they have a limit. I just decided to pay for the stupid subcription because I was so sick of trying to get my pictures to work. :headache:
 

ME TOO! Are you still having pho-toe problems or are you too busy celebrating last night's win?!:woohoo:

I have now tried:
Photobucket
Snapfish
flickr

And have had problems with EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.
I'm not an idiot. I know how to use these programs. I've used them before.

I'm ready to cry at this point, I'm so frustrated.

:sad1:
 
K guys. I'm going to stop playing with those sites until tonight when I'm home because they are making me very, VERY grumpy. And I don't want to lose my job because I'm snapping at my boss. ;)

I'm not working tomorrow, so between now and then I should have plenty of time to work on the issues.

I'm really, REALLY sorry about the delay. Believe me, no one wants me to get these chapters up more than me.

Except maybe TK.

So she can see our dessert from Citricos again.

Just sayin'.

Thank you all so very much for being patient while I try to assassinate the internet.

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I'm really, REALLY sorry about the delay. Believe me, no one wants me to get these chapters up more than me.

Except maybe TK.

So she can see our dessert from Citricos again.

Just sayin'.

Thank you all so very much for being patient while I try to assassinate the internet.

:flower3:

I don't mean to rub salt in a wound, but did you take pictures of dinner, too? I can't remember. I know we were all having such a good time, I don't remember when we remembered to whip out the cameras! :goodvibes
 
Just found your trip report and I am hooked. Hope you get the photo situation solved.
 
After being greeted as if we were long, lost ohana by the concierge team staffing the desks in the Hawaii lobby, we headed down the hallway to our room.

And further down the hallway.

And a little bit further down the hallway.

Somewhere around the middle of the hallway I passed an excessively hairy balding guy in big boy shorts with massive guns napping in a chair in an alcove formed by the room doors.

I hushed Missy so she wouldn't wake ZZUB.

Finally, sometime around February 2009, we reached our room.

Ok, so maybe the hallway wasn't THAT long. It wasn't Princess V Boardwalk hallway long, but truthfully, our room was the second-to-last one from the end of the hallway. And right next to a different door that led out to the resort's pathways. Which we'd use whenever we were heading out anywhere except the Great Ceremonial House (GCH) because it was MUCH closer than walking that neverendingly straight, long hallway (NOTheShining) (NOREDRUM).

Missy and I actually paused and glanced at each other as I pulled out my KTTW and moved it towards the lock. We were about to enter a room we'd anticipated for months on end. A room that we'd named our "sanctuary" during the long weeks of late work hours, personal stress and packing up our houses (well, that last one was just me, but you get it). And then to have arrived and been upgraded. We were giddy. I was actually trembling a little. My "dream" stay was just a key-card slide away.

*click*
*green light*
*whoosh*

If you're a pretty big TR reader, you've probably already read ZZUB's latest chapter(s) describing his love for his room at the Contemporary and for the resort itself. I'm a HUGE fan of his and in many ways feel my description of the room (and later the resort after many early morning pictorial tours) will fall short of his novel-esque essays on the topic. However, I shall try.

Dude. The room ROCKED.

::ahem::

How's that? ;)

No really. It rocked. I'd seen just about every online pic of the Poly rooms I could get my little fingers on prior to arrival so when we walked in, it kind of felt like...well...coming home. It was everything I expected and yet better than I could've imagined, if that makes any sense.

As it would for the rest of the week, the A/C popped on as the door opened and we wheeled our collective 100-ish pounds of luggage inside. I'm not sure our vocabulary consisted of much more than:
"Oh. My. GOD."
"Thank you."
"Dude."
"I can't believe this."
"Dude."
and
"I'm so throwing up everytime we go somewhere."

Really I just kept repeating the first one over and over. Out loud and in my head. I hid it from Missy, but there was a point where I was a little choked up. My thoughts were moving so fast but walking into that room was so many things at once to me: excitement, relief, magic, disbelief, homecoming and a little bit of sadness. I thanked God for the blessings of the day, I told my gramma I missed her and thanked her for any strings she might've pulled with the Big Guy in my favor for this room and I thanked Disney for issuing the VISA that made it all possible.

I'm kidding about that last one.

Mostly.

I asked Missy to not unpack anything so I could get pictures of the room before we decimated it with our girlie things (read: SHOES and MAKE-UP). Here's the room, much like any other of the millions of pictures you've seen before, but so much more like a little slice of heaven to me:

This one came out pretty dark and a little crooked. Not sure why I didn’t think to take another:
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The fold out couch, which only served as a sleeping place for everything we unloaded on it at the end of the day, so I’m not sure how it is for sleeping, but it is comfy for sitting:
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I tried to figure out how I could collapse this whole unit to bring home to my dad, who would’ve been drooling over the TV:
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Towel aminals!!!:
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I was in love with the bathroom counter set-up, especially the lights (NOLL) and the mirror:
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Missy was in love with the shower:
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This is the view from our room from left, center and right and then, the patio itself and our room number:
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And finally, the first and second in a series I call "An Ode to LL's Light Fixture Fetish":
Bed lights
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Bottom of bathroom light fixture (doesn’t it look like he’s holding a little Lapu Lapu?!)
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Once the pictures were taken, Missy called a friend of hers to gush about all of the luck that had befallen us and I may or may not have jumped on the bed.

::ahem:: YOU decide. ;)

We checked the time real quick and decided we would be able to unpack and then run up to check out the concierge lounge before heading over to the Grand Floridian (GF) for our pedi's at the spa at 2 p.m. In terms of storage space, we had no issues. We each had three drawers in the bureau/TV stand and a full closet. I used the safe in my closet for my laptop and other valuables during the week. Worked out great. There was also plenty of room in the closets to stow the luggage. The bathroom had plenty of counter space and storage underneath as well and was very roomy.

Once we were unpacked and refreshed, we headed up to check out the concierge lounge. It's located on the 2nd and 3rd floors of the Hawaii building. The second floor level is where most of the seating is and is where the beverages and snacks are served. The third floor has kind of a loft seating area. The whole back wall, facing the Lagoon, is made up of windows. I spent at least some time each morning gazing out at that view. While we were up there we peeked over at the snacks, just cookies at the time, and decided to head out and maybe stop in again later on. I’ll post pics in a later update.

I wasn't sure exactly how to get to the walkway to the GF so we meandered around the resort, oohing and aahing over how lush it was and trying to catch little lizards (cut us a break, we're from New England, land of snow and ice and the football team that's currently breaking my heart). Once we found the path, it was about a 5-7 minute walk and was super-pleasant. The path winds by Luau Cove, in front of the water along the Lagoon, by the wedding pavilion and finally by the Spa.

The GF spa is a separate building from the main cluster of GF buildings that houses both the spa itself and the fitness center. We browsed around in the outrageously priced spa gift shop for a bit (want to know what an $88 fleece looks like? A WHOLE LOT like a $15 fleece from Old Navy) and then were led "in the back". It was weird. The door into the spa proper looked more like a closet door with a sign that said “No admittance without a Cast Member”. I felt like we were being led into the bowls of a government operative lab.

Instead, we were led into a very dim hallway. We were shown into the lounge area which was a little bit brighter and was full of cushy couches and chairs. We didn't explore it much, but there was also an area with a sauna and a locker room/shower/changing area. They had complimentary water and teas as well. The soothing music they were pumping in was at a volume that just begged, "Sit back, relax, let me rub your feet." We only waited a few short minutes and then were called in for our pedicures. I can't remember Missy's pedicurist's name, but I had Flor and Flor has wonderful, magic hands that soothed away the weeks worth of stress I didn't even realize I was keeping in my poor, battered tootsies. THANK YOU FLOR!

Initially I'd worried that the hour would fly by, but it truly felt like the full 60 minutes it was, and maybe even then some. The ladies kept up great conversation with us, asking us about home, telling us about themselves and the fact that at the Home Show at the Orlando Convention Center they were selling Sugar Gliders as housepets.

Random? Maybe, but we struck up quite the conversation around how one would keep a sugar glider as pets (Missy's pedicurist's friend had one) – how we might get it home, how I might convince BF we really do need it and how to keep our cats from eating it.

This is a sugar glider and I'd decided I couldn't leave Orlando without one:

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Alas, I'm still sugar glider-less. (And no, that's not my hand that small fluffball of gliding cuteness is holding onto.)

Anywho, the conversation died down and for the last 10 minutes both Missy and I nodded off a bit. When we were done and our freshly painted and prettied piggies were dry, we hashed out our plans for the rest of the afternoon: we'd quickly check out the GF (and BASIN) and then take the monorail back to the Poly, followed by a nap and a shower for Missy and then getting purdied up for our dinner with the TK clan at Citricos back at the GF.

And that is precisely what we did. No diversions. No crazy stories really. We both napped until about 4:30 when we were awoken by a Mousekeeper wondering if we'd like turndown service. When we said yes, she came in and did a quick job of the beds and then did a complex dance on the telephone keypad with her fingers and advised us that we wouldn't need to request turndown service again - that it would be taken care of for the week.

Missy's shower ran...well...long as she'd fallen head over heels in love with the rain showerhead in the the bathroom. So, we were almost running to the monorail so that we wouldn't be late for our very important date. As we stepped out onto the monorail platform a monsoon commenced. The rain. Just. Came. Down. I mean it was hitting the pavement like it was being paid to do so. I gave TK a call to let her know we were on our way just as the monorail was pulling up.

Next update. Next Post.
 
As our monorail purred into the GF, I was giddy with anticipation of my first-ever DISmeet and even more to the point, that it was with my sweetest of sweet (and only) long lost sis, TarzansKat, or, as we shall call her ever onward, TK. I'd seen pics of her and her DH and her sweet little prince of a boy before leaving so I was on the lookout as we approached Citricos. I spotted her DH pushing the stroller around just outside the entrance to the restaurant and went over to introduce myself.

He didn't shake my hand.

HOW RUDE! (NOStephanieTanner)

Kidding.

He's actually a peach. The poor TK clan was well into the throes of a Disney cold at that point and as much as they wanted to share dinner with us, they didn't want to share their germs. So nice.

Just as I was introducing myself to her DS (who a.) was playing shy and b.) is possibly the cutest little man born to this planet), two things happened at once, TK rounded the corner, ready to tell us our table was available and BF called me. I excused myself for a second to quickly take his call and then FINALLY got to meet TK.

If you missed my PTR, all you need to know is this - TK and I share 98% of the same genes (including likes, dislikes and pirate obsessions) but none of the same parents. The number of things we have in common is scary. The number of things we don't have in common is perfect - enough alike to take over the world, enough different to not kill each other in the process. ;) I knew this would be one of the biggest and best highlights of our trip.

We were seated at a large round table set in from the windows. Our server's name was Tiffany. She was wonderful, though had no idea what she was in for with our group! LOL She brought us water and bread to start while we looked over the menus. I think Missy was the only one who was 100% POSITIVE about what she was having for dinner. She'd known for weeks since I’d forwarded her the menu in advance. The rest of us...well...suffice it to say we were a tad indecisive. I think we made it through most of the basket of bread (which is FANTASTIC, it has tiny pieces of olive in it) before the rest of us decided what we wanted.

Six and a half weeks later, we ordered dinner.

God bless you, Tiffany, and your infinite patience.

Missy ordered the swordfish. The "I've waited six weeks for this swordfish" swordfish. The fish itself is grilled and served over papparadelle pasta al olio with crushed olives, black olive oil, and basil coulis. Missy assures me that what all that means in English is that heaven tastes like swordfish.

(Sorry, no food porn just yet. We DID remember to get the desserts, but that's it. We were MUCH better about it the rest of the week.)

The rest of us had the Filet Jardiniere: an oak-grilled filet of beef with house-cured vegetables, quattro formaggi crushed potatoes, and veal glace de viande.

I'd like to draw your attention to four words in that last sentence: quattro formaggi crushed potoatoes. Do you know what they mean? They mean "you can and will want to eat these potatoes for the rest of your life". I mean, the filet was divine (I had mine medium rare, TK and her DH had theirs medium) and the cured veggies were good - tangy and not what I expected, in a pleasant way. But the potatoes.

OH the PO-TA-TOES.

If these potatoes were a dessert they'd be Butter Grilled Pound Cake. (R.I.P.)
If these potatoes were a resort stay, they'd be a complimentary upgrade to the Concierge level at the Poly.
If these potatoes were a presidential candidate, well, I know they would NOT be Sarah Palin. If you asked my mom they would be eight more years of Bill Clinton.

Unfortunately, since returning home, I have yet to find a recipe for these wonderous of wondered spuds. I'm getting desperate.

So yes, the potatoes were divine, and dinner was great, but really spending time with our new friends was the best part. I discovered that not only are TK and I like two peas in a pod (snowpeas, preferably; we're classy like that), but her DH is so much like my BF that if they ever got together and started teasing us as a combined spousal unit, I think the earth's rotation would stop. Then they'd spend about 70 hours playing MarioKart on the WII followed by watching a Naruto marathon. And yes, these are men. But aren't all men boys at heart?

TK's lil' man is just. Well. He's the bees' knees. Missy and I immediately fell in love with him. He's just so sweet. I've never in my life heard a three and a half year old with a vocabulary like he has. He's equal parts shy, mischievous, brilliant and sweet. Oh. And he really likes grapes. And his cars. And C-A-N-D-Y. He and Tiffany were so sweet when they interacted. She'd talk right to him and ask him what he wanted and if he got shy, she'd talk to TK or her DH and then all of a sudden he'd come right out with what he wanted and took to shyly flirting with her. At one point towards the end of our meal, he started playing with a little girl at a table near us. The little girl called him a "pretty boy". And that he is folks. He's simply darlin'. Missy is currently drafting plans to kidnap him, never to return him.

And TK. I could say so much. But really, I don't need to. She was everything I knew her to be. But in 3-D. And sitting across the table, talking about our first day and her whole trip, I knew I'd found a lifelong friend.

At some point Tiffany brought up the subject of dessert. We were amenable. As were our pockets (WOOHOO FREE DINNING!) TK and I chose the trio of sorbets.

A rather crummy picture:
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The flavors were raspberry (my favorite - so tangy and fresh), cappucino (good - strong) and almond (delightful - tasted a bit like vanilla but was also distinctly almond, nice coupled with the raspberry). The red line of “stuff” in front of the sorbet was a strawberry sauce which was so good with all three flavors.

TK's DH had the Seasonal Berry Gratin with a champagne-Grand Marnier sabayon. Wow. It looked good. The berries looked plump and sweet. TK's lil' man made his own sundae and had a grand ole' time doing it.

Missy's dessert is what happens when sin is plated. Oh. MY. She had the Warm Chocolate Banana Torte. It was. OHMIGOD. All I could have was a single bite. It was so delicious and dark chocolatey and nannery.
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And the chocolate crown wasn't too bad either. It was both nomable and a cute accessory.
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One would think dessert would be the end of the meal. Nay. We sat and chitted and chatted until someone looked at the time. Our ADR had been for 5:40 p.m. It was now 8:45 p.m. Three hours say you?!?!

Three FANTASTIC hours, say I.

We discussed maybe moving our par-tay to a location with more drinks or to the MK for the Spectro showing but when it came down to it, we all agreed we were beat. Missy and I had our first full park day ahead of us and TK and her clan had their departure day looming and their colds o-pressing. However, we did decide to take the monorail together - the TK clan back to the MK for the launch to WL and Missy and I to the Poly.

We first partook of a mini-photo session out on the couches near the elevators and I have to say, one of my favorite photos from the trip is from that night. I just look so darned happy. So does TK. However, because I know that TK likes her privacy, I've opted NOT to include them here. Just know that in the pics we're grinning like women on Christmas morning who just woke up to find Jack Sparrow under their tree. (We had also exchanged gift bags earlier in the evening, but I’ll include pics of those in the Souvenir chapter, which will likely take 76 days to post.) We headed out to the monorail and it seemed like only seconds later we were at the MK saying goodbye. :( Oh how I wished our trips had overlapped more. We bid our new friends adios and safe travels and waved as the monorail took off towards the Contemporary.

You know, people may tease me about my “Disney obsession” or for posting to these boards. I’ve just stopped listening. Posting here has brought so many new and wonderful people into my life, including the TK family. And for that I am thankful.

When we arrived back at the Poly, we made a pit stop at the Concierge lounge just to see what their nighttime offerings included. They had a fantastic drink (I believe it was orange-guava (a.k.a. Lilikoi juice) with rum) and some cookies and popcorn and such. A movie was playing on the TV and the lounge was more crowded than I’d expected it to be. We headed back down to the room and as we were undressing, IT began.

“I think they’re blowing up Disney World.”

Missy wasn’t kidding. We could hear fireworks from our room. But this wasn’t just Wishes! folks. Oh no. The American Fireworks Association (which is what we’ll pretend they’re called because I can’t think of the proper name at the moment) was putting on a display over the Lagoon. I’d heard a rumor this would be happening and we’d agreed that if we weren’t too tired we’d go check it out, since it was kind of a once in a lifetime Disney thing. The biggest fireworks display ever put on at Disney World (I think in terms of number of shells used).

I looked at Missy. She looked at me. We were both in our PJs. She yawned. I said, “I’d go out there if I still had a bra on.”

And that’s how we missed a once in a lifetime Disney thing. We listened to it though. It must’ve gone on for over 30 minutes, some of the explosions so loud the room vibrated. I imagine it was pretty fantastic. Just as it was ending, when Missy turned out the lights and I said g’night, she said,

“Disney World better still be here in the morning.”

Up Next: The Tower of Vomit and Why Toy Story Mania Should Have Those Fun Little Barf Bags. ::sigh::
 
Now THAT'S what I'm talkin' about!

Great post, Tink! I'm so glad you and TK got to meet (finally!), and I am SO wishing I can find a way to get us to the Poly toward the end of our trip for a split stay! I'm a terrible waver-er...

I can't wait to read more!
 
Awesome updates! Glad you resolved your photo difficulties. They look great! That room is amazing!!

I was right there with you on just about everything you described, nodding my head in agreement, until we got to the creature. No, not the hairy guy in the hallway... the sugar glider. :eek: Too rodent like for me!

Sorry you missed a once in a lifetime Disney opportunity w/ the fireworks display but I can totally relate. When I'm tired there are very few things that can inspire me to put a bra back on. :laughing:
 
I adore the light fixtures. I don't think I have ever had Ode dedicated to me either. I feel special. :hug:

One of our boat captain's on the WL boat told us about that firework display. He didn't know the date of the display but I suspected by the timeline he did give us that it would be when you or TK were down there. :goodvibes
 
Yay, you got the photos up and running! :cheer2:

our room was the second-to-last one from the end of the hallway.
Um, yeah, it may well have been PrincessV Longwalk Villas long, then. :rolleyes: But worth it...


I'm not saying I'd object if someone bestowed a MK view upon me, but I think you have had the most perfect, relaxing, "I AM ON VACATION!!!" view right there. :cool1:


Missy assures me that what all that means in English is that heaven tastes like swordfish.
My thanks to Missy - I've just paused to write "Citricos" on the little Post-It I keep next to my desk, upon which I write which restaurants I want to try in future trips. Don't laugh; bet a bunch of you do it, too! ;)

You know, people may tease me about my “Disney obsession” or for posting to these boards. I’ve just stopped listening. Posting here has brought so many new and wonderful people into my life, including the TK family. And for that I am thankful.
:goodvibes You already know ho I feel about finding real, honest-to-goodness, true friends on the DIS. I love hearing about other DISers finding the same.
 
What a great start to your trip! Awesome room, great dinner with TK. You're on your way to a magical vacation. :goodvibes
 
The pics of the Poly room are great. You are so making me want to switch more of my days over to Deluxe nights! Hmmm maybe I'll have to entertain myself on my lunch hour. :rolleyes1

The dinner with TK sounds like it was really wonderful. I'm so glad that your schedules allowed you to get to meet up.
 












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