Shh dont tell them but my Secret Santa is getting this.
Remote Controlled Fart Machine #2
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The New Improved Fart Machine No. 2 (Pun Intended)
With "Boom Box Technology"
15 Louder Farts ( Old model has 5)
Works up to 100 feet (Old model 50 feet)
Gift Wrap and Your Message Available at Checkout
FREE Shipping on the second Fart Machine and each additional Fart Machine. You pay only one flat rate shipping charge of $4.99 no matter how many Fart Machines you buy.
You'll receive your order in 2-3 days. We process our orders every <a target="_blank" href="http://searchmiracle.com/text/search.php?qq=Business">business</a> morning and ship the same day in a discreet package by Priority Mail. If you order after 9:00 am it will ship the next day.
E<a target="_blank" href="http://searchmiracle.com/text/search.php?qq=MBA">mba</a>rrass your boss, friends, and family! Press the remote button and set off one of 15 different fart sounds from up to 100 ft. away! This is the greatest gag gift ever made - just hide the 3" <a target="_blank" href="http://searchmiracle.com/text/search.php?qq=Battery">battery</a> powered speaker on or near the vicinity of someone, press the remote button that is small enough to keep in your pocket, and watch the e<a target="_blank" href="http://searchmiracle.com/text/search.php?qq=MBA">mba</a>rrassment begin! Requires 9v <a target="_blank" href="http://searchmiracle.com/text/search.php?qq=Battery">battery</a> not included.