Terrific Tuesday's Riddle

[jw50]

Could you two get a room, we're trying to have a riddle here BTW, I prefer solo trips

Well you aren't trying very hard.

At least on a solo trip you know that you are with the one that you love.

 

[Cantw8]

Well you aren't trying very hard.

At least on a solo trip you know that you are with the one that you love.

yeah and I don't have to stop and ask for directions

 

[piney]

yeah and I don't have to stop and ask for directions

But what happens when your suitcase goes through the metal detector?

 

[tmasingo]

Tara is IN:

Craigy is IN:

(we'll let them have their own box here)

I'm IN. Again.

Apparently Craig's working double time to get us to Hooty

 

[piney]

 

[L107ANGEL]

Whats wrong

I am in like

 

[piney]

Whats wrong

I am in like

No woo hotty

 

[LaraK]

Well, I can see you all need help. I thought the fat giraffe was giving you plenty of ammo.

Maybe you're saving the ammo for the mutant horse

 

[L107ANGEL]

Excuse me while I go bleach my brain

 

[L107ANGEL]

My evening in interpretive dance and smilies:


(We open at the star's well appointed home)



(New location, ER waiting room)

"Can't any of you heartless people help me??? My son has a REALLY, REALLY bad mosquito bite."
Kill me now.
(New location, triage)
"Are you in a lot of pain?"

"I'm going to rip your toe nails out through your mouth!"
(Bed 17)
"Are the meds working?"

"Hey, I'm sorry about that comment about you and the goat. FYI, it was a very pretty goat."
(Compassionate nurse #1)
"What are you in for? Kidney stones???"

(Nurse #2)
"Kidney stones?"

(Nurse #3)
"Kidney stones? You know, you look a lot like my ex-boyfriend."

(Nurse in training)
"I hear the pain gets so bad, you'll wish you were dead. Well at least the stuff we gave you here will hold you over for a while and keep you pretty pain-free. Oh, and Gladys from admitting said you've only got a few more hours with her and she can release you. She's just finishing up with one of the blood samples."

(Enter doctor)
"Wanna hear a joke? Even though you came in here curled up in a fetal position from pain and we have meds now that can make you feel nothing for a week, I'm going to recommend that you take an advil or two for pain unless it gets really bad, then you can take this script for extra strength tylenol. Now go home and cry like a little girl!"

Wait...what did he say???

My world as I know it, zip it people, is crumbling around me.
Duck, you used SMILEYS and LOTS OF THEM!!!

Please tell me you aren't dying and I am still getting that pony for my birthday!

 

[L107ANGEL]

good morning Do you smell something burning? Oh, it's probably just Angel making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

I am told by loved ones in intimate moments it happens all the time

 

[LaraK]

I am told by loved ones in intimate moments it happens all the time

You burn things up during intimate moments?

BTW...I GAVE you a pony.

 

[L107ANGEL]

In her defense, they're really good toasted. And today's toasters have lots of buttons. And does it say on an uncrustable not to toast?

I don't know how to multi quote, shoot me! I will have you know I was the ONLY one at tonights meeting that knew how to work the name tags./

They were magnetic and I was the only one that knew that you cant seperate magnets by pulling them )the force is too powefull.

You need to slide them all!

 

[L107ANGEL]

OK where did this guy come from??

I fear I was once engaged to him. ON a brighter note, I did not procreate

With him..........

 

[L107ANGEL]

I am IN.

Duck- sorry about your evening. At least they didn't reccomend you try to deal with the pain by Lamaze breathing.

Yeah, poor Guy!!! Maybe they could have even given him some ice chips as well.




I threw mine at certain people

 

[L107ANGEL]

You burn things up during intimate moments?

BTW...I GAVE you a pony.

Baby I can BURN

Nobody has ever given me a pony! But we used to tell my youngest when she went to bed that she HAD to go to sleep.
Met with "But whyyyyyyyyyyyy"
"oh honey its simple, after you go to bed, we have a little party with a pony and all!"
True

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

I don't know how to multi quote, shoot me! I will have you know I was the ONLY one at tonights meeting that knew how to work the name tags./

They were magnetic and I was the only one that knew that you cant seperate magnets by pulling them )the force is too powefull.

You need to slide them all!

"I know how to work name tags." Put that on the top of your resume!!

What kind of limp-wristed freaks were at this meeting and how big are these magnets? I pull them apart all the time. They're not like a tractor beam.

 

[L107ANGEL]

"I know how to work name tags." Put that on the top of your resume!!

What kind of limp-wristed freaks were at this meeting and how big are these magnets? I pull them apart all the time. They're not like a tractor beam.

They were "special" ones DUH?!

I just got ANOTHER tele market call. I said who is this?
He said Jurain (SP)
I screamed
OMG!!!!!! YOu were supposed to be here last week for my singing telegram on my birthday but I KNOW I am hard to find, JUST SING!!!

He hung up!

 

[jw50]

They were "special" ones DUH?!

What was special about them?

 

[jw50]

What kind of limp-wristed freaks were at this meeting and how big are these magnets? I pull them apart all the time. They're not like a tractor beam.

They were all women.