Team Focker Watch CHAT - New and Improved Part 4!

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Someone just sent me this joke and it made me giggle...
Hilarious and as he said $50 is $50 :rotfl2:

Meant to say earlier, great poem Janet :thumbsup2

TE, you need to wait for furniture more often, 'cause it's nice having you around all day. Even if you're getting me pregnant...

Boy, does THAT sound wrong. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Does it? :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

They didn't... at least by the time I moved out of the fray. Seriously, it was scary in there! Ages ranged from as low as 5 to as high as, (ready for this?)... 14!!!!!! :scared1:
14 :eek: I'm sorry but unless a boy has an incredibly good reason he shouldn't be in a ladies toilet at 14!!!!

Jo- We've been making a castle out of boxes and paint, etc. today and I thought of you going to that wedding and posting the picture. So far we have a wall to put around the castle and a silo-type thing. It'll probably take all week to do, but it's fun!
Sounds fun Dawn, definitely post a photo when you're finished :thumbsup2

Hello Jo !!! :angel: :angel: :angel:

;)
Is it killing you to not reply :rotfl2:

There just has been a lot of nothing out there!!!! we are trying to make sure KC cancels the too expensive insurance so we can get the $400 a month back and then we can look harder again for a new place. I may bite the bullet and go to a real estate agent.
Something will turn up :thumbsup2


Off to watch Desperate Housewifes :wave2:
 
Just before I go, I'm going to the funeral of my kinda friend tomorrow, so sad as she was so young and leaves an 11 y/o DD :sad1:
 
DH's 41st Bday is today! He's off at work for now though. I ran out of the house this am without a shower...(:lovestruc CE) Dropped DS off, went to CVS to print a photo fo boys for my mom's talking pic frame (MothersDay), went to the PO to mail MIL's gift, a friends Bday gift, and ALL the Mothers Day cards! Then over to grocery for dinner supplies and bday cake stuff. Dh wanted cupcakes. No problem! Got them in the oven now! :thumbsup2

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My MIL is an absolute nutcase. She never EVER treats me like a human being and she once told me that "I am not who she would have chosen for DH, but she'd live with his decision."

:eek: My MIL would never have the guts to say something like that too me. She knows I'd go off on her:mad:


I know!
...do you think moms who DIS less have better scores???
Nah!

:rolleyes1


What's the difference, Janet??
(aside from Janet's jurisdiction, that is!) ;)

South Jersey is mostly transplanted Philly people:thumbsup2

Because her hubby is home on Wednesdays; it's her sneezing day.

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My MIL likes me but I know deep down she's mad because I'm white. She makes backhanded jokes about other hispanic people she knows or is related to that married white people...she's a piece of work. Luckily we don't have to see them too often. FIL is a retired navy seal and it a pretty intimidating guy that I never know what to say to.

:hug:



I am just hanging around today, need to get to the market for some veggies to make chili tonight and I might go short shopping for August. I need some denim shorts. No I actually need them, I only own like 3 pairs of shorts! What I don't need are the 2 more messenger bags i bought on ebay... yes I'm Kat & I'm addicted to purses! [/COLOR][/QUOTE]

There could always be worse addictions:rolleyes:

Oh Kat :rotfl2: BTW any news on moving????

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It's been a gorgeous day here, we're going through a heat wave at the moment :goodvibes Ellies been to trampolining and Jess is at Guides so it's busy busy as always!

It's been beautiful today here too. 80 degrees:thumbsup2

Morris replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!'

:rotfl2:

Just before I go, I'm going to the funeral of my kinda friend tomorrow, so sad as she was so young and leaves an 11 y/o DD :sad1:


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OK Name is Shannon i am 31, DH is Jimmy he is 37 and a POlice officer for almost 15 years. I am a stay at home Mom to 3 girls 6,5,2 and working on #4..lol My b-day is August 6 and i'm in N.J.
Hmm the closest relative that drives me nuts.....you know everyone around me is pretty cool..MIL, SIL Mom, Dad, Step dad...lol

Welcome! I'm Lessa and the odd one out in this bunch, I am not a mom, or married and I'm Canadian. ;) These ladies are all really welcoming and I am sure you are going to fit right in, I just hope you can keep up with all the chatting that goes on here. :cutie:

Jo and HSM :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: for both of you.


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Well I actually did something fun today (meaning not the usual same old same old). Mom ditched work today and we drove up to Ottawa for the annual Tulip festival. It was really fun and the flower were beautiful. There was even a Food and Wine festival type event that was going on. Once I have the pictures uploaded I'll post some here.
 
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Welcome! I'm Lessa and the odd one out in this bunch, I am not a mom, or married and I'm Canadian. ;) These ladies are all really welcoming and I am sure you are going to fit right in, I just hope you can keep up with all the chatting that goes on here. :cutie:


You're not odd Lessa..you may be the only sane one here at this point:rotfl2:


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Well I actually did something fun today (meaning not the usual same old same old). Mom ditched work today and we drove up to Ottawa for the annual Tulip festival. It was really fun and the flower were beautiful. There was even a Food and Wine festival type event that was going on. Once I have the pictures uploaded I'll post some here.

Sounds like fun. Can't wait to see the pics:goodvibes
 
Good darlin'! How are you?? :hug:
Pretty good. I'm glad to see you around again. I see you have a trip coming up! :banana:

Sounds fun Dawn, definitely post a photo when you're finished :thumbsup2
I think I'm going to start doing more posting of that type of stuff on my blog. Maybe I can do a link to it. :surfweb: I wouldn't think everyone would be interested, so then that can choose to go or not... :thumbsup2
 
Post pics of her costume!!

Glad u are feeling better today---and I meant what I said--post/email/call anytime---we are objective sympathizers here and will always try to help...or at least cheer u up! :hug:



Hi! Yes, no physical needed but we do need basic information for the background check.......name, age, occupation, birthday, location, and closest relative that drives you nuts! :rotfl2:
(This is what we talk about a lot! :rotfl: )

Ok Fockers --introduce yourself (I think that's a cheer---)
Hi I'm Rosie the Official TFW Computor Whiz:rotfl2:
 
Just before I go, I'm going to the funeral of my kinda friend tomorrow, so sad as she was so young and leaves an 11 y/o DD :sad1:

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Kat - I remember hearing horror stories of people looking for an apartment in NYC, including reading the obits to find an available apartment. Is it still that bad?

Oh and a purse/tote bag addiction is fine, yep, not that I have one, you know I'm just sayin:rolleyes1


Mel - there are 3 sections to NJ; North, Central and SOuth. Don't ever accuse a North Jersey person from being from Centra or South or vice versa etc. Yeah, we are a bit crazy about that designation.

V - did I use the semi colon correctly:lmao: :confused:


Goofy - how the heck have you been!!!!! Love the joke:rotfl:

So Namath went back to the doggie allergist today that we have been going to and the shots are definately helping his allergies:yay: But boy I hate having to do those injections:scared1:
 
Someone just sent me this joke and it made me giggle...

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, 'Esther,I'd like to ride in that helicopter.'

Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars'

One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.'

To this, Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'

The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny! But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.'

Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word.

When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, 'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!'

Morris replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!'

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Some more useful info for our newbies Jo likes sneezing on a trampoline!!:lmao:
Jo is the BESTEST!!:love: Jo has a caravan vacation for all newbies !:scared1:
TE is the BOSS !! and don't forget it!:worship:
KC is an Angel!!:cloud9: Me at 61 have just found out I"m Not a MOM!!!!:scared1: :rotfl2:
 
Hi all! I'm a mom Pro!

Just got back in town about 5 pm.

Last night I was standing in line at MK for the bus that takes you to POP and saw this lady with a black backpack. It had a lgmh that said Team Focker Watch on it. So I stopped her and she said a friend let her borrow the bag. She is not a disser.

Anyone know this lady?:confused3

I had a great time with the kids in WDW all by myself. DHs conference was over yesterday at 4:00, so we decided at the last minute to spend the night at POP and come home this morning.
 
Hi all! I'm a mom Pro!

Just got back in town about 5 pm.

Last night I was standing in line at MK for the bus that takes you to POP and saw this lady with a black backpack. It had a lgmh that said Team Focker Watch on it. So I stopped her and she said a friend let her borrow the bag. She is not a disser.

Anyone know this lady?:confused3

I had a great time with the kids in WDW all by myself. DHs conference was over yesterday at 4:00, so we decided at the last minute to spend the night at POP and come home this morning.

Welcome Back:goodvibes Nope, I didn't lend any bag to go to WDW. Only way that would happen is if I was attached to the bag:rolleyes1
 
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