Youngin Crushes: Jack Wagner and John Schnieder (aka Dukes Of Hazzard blondie man)
In Laws- I completely relate with Nancypant's way except at least there are gifts for the kids.
My DH's stepsisters don't acknowledge my kids and they never get gifts or cards (except Christmas). There are 4 of them......two did not come to Grants 1st BD party, three of them did not come to his 2nd BD party, didn't have a 3rd and his 4th was incorporated into the Easter Egg Hunt at my MIL's, her suggestion so it wouldn't be inconvenient for me (yeah, THEM to come) to have another party.
No one bought poor Tye a gift at birth

no phone call to me, no card or anything. In fact, they did not see him for the first time until he was almost 3mo's old at another family gathering (the Easter Egg Hunt/Grant's Birthday party). All of them came to his 1st BD party.
Won't have any other family parties where they are invited! EVER! Now, we have a birthday dinner with my folks and when Tye is 5, he can have a kids party.
My MIL has a bday party every year for my two nephews, DH's adopted sister (both kids different fathers/one she was married to, the other a one night stand from a bar and oh...it was while she was married

).
My DH's adopted sister came to my house for our Christmas with DH and her dad and step mom, one time I decided to do it as DH's da has cats I am allergic to. That was the LAST time I ever had it. I had food and all and when she finished eating, she said "We got the eating thing done, let's get to the gifts so we can leave."

When gift giving came about, there were NO GIFTS for DH or me (no kids at that time). She said "The store was all out."

All out?

What did she stop on the way to get some milk or something?
We live 20 min from both DH's dad/stepmom and mom/stepdad, and I have said this before, they are in good health and we have lived in our house for 7yrs and his dad has probably been over 5 times total, his mom 7. One time, I snidely said something in conversation about them not knowing where we live.
WHATEVER! I could go on.......

Needless to say, holidays are miserable. NOW....moving to FL would be a breath of fresh air.
Another good one.....DH's step sister moved into a house and she was working on finishing the basement for her boyfriends 4 kids and she had a party.....are you ready for this....................it was a
Basement Finishing Party with no food or drink, for the guys.