#1hockeymom
<font color=blue>Wants to DRIVE the zamboni
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- Jul 27, 2001
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*RING, RING*
"Hello, this is Suze Orman! Thanks for calling The Suze Orman show and the 'Can I Afford' it segment. What is it you would like to buy?"
"Well, Suze, my husband and I would like to take our family to Walt Disney World. We really want a vacation, and the total cost would be $2000."
"Girlfriend, show me the money!"
"Well, my husband and I both work full time, but we have nothing in savings and it's hard to make ends meat. We basically live paycheck to paycheck. However, we save some money on food as our kids qualify for government-sponsored school lunches. Plus we take them to Sam's Club for the free samples. The money we don't spend on food then goes into saving for Walt Disney World."
"So Suze, can we afford it???"
"Girlfriend, you are DENIED! DENIED! DENIED!!! YOU CANNOT AFFORD IT!!!! Are you kidding me? You have NO money in savings, you can't even afford to put food on the table, and you are asking me if you can take a vacation! Don't you dare, do you hear me?!"
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