>
>Why do Italians hate Jehovah's Witnesses?
>Italians hate all witnesses.
>
>Do you know why most men from Italy are named Tony?
>On the boat over to America they put a sticker on them that said TO NY.
>
>You know you're Italian when . . . . You can bench press 325 pounds,
>shave twice a day and still cry when your mother yells at you.
>
>You carry your lunch in a produce bag because you can't fit two
>cappicola sandwiches, 4 oranges, 2 bananas and pizzelles into a regular
>lunch bag.
>
>Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant, travel agent and lawyer
>are all your cousins.
>
>You have at least 5 cousins living in the same town or street. All five
>of those cousins are named after your grandfather or grandmother.
>
>You are on a first name basis with at least 8 banquet hall owners.
>You only get one good shave from a disposable razor.
>If someone in your family grows beyond 5' 9" it is presumed his Mother
>had an affair.
>There are more than 28 people in your bridal party.
>
>You netted more than $50,000 on your first communion.
>
>And you REALLY, REALLY know you're Italian when: Your grandfather had a
>fig tree.
>You eat Sunday dinner at 2:00.
>Christmas Eve . . . only fish.
>Your mom's meatballs are the best.
>You've been hit with a wooden spoon or had a shoe thrown at you.
>Plastic on the furniture is normal.
>You know how to pronounce "manicotti" and "mozzarella."
>You fight over whether it's called "sauce" or "gravy
>Why do Italians hate Jehovah's Witnesses?
>Italians hate all witnesses.
>
>Do you know why most men from Italy are named Tony?
>On the boat over to America they put a sticker on them that said TO NY.
>
>You know you're Italian when . . . . You can bench press 325 pounds,
>shave twice a day and still cry when your mother yells at you.
>
>You carry your lunch in a produce bag because you can't fit two
>cappicola sandwiches, 4 oranges, 2 bananas and pizzelles into a regular
>lunch bag.
>
>Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant, travel agent and lawyer
>are all your cousins.
>
>You have at least 5 cousins living in the same town or street. All five
>of those cousins are named after your grandfather or grandmother.
>
>You are on a first name basis with at least 8 banquet hall owners.
>You only get one good shave from a disposable razor.
>If someone in your family grows beyond 5' 9" it is presumed his Mother
>had an affair.
>There are more than 28 people in your bridal party.
>
>You netted more than $50,000 on your first communion.
>
>And you REALLY, REALLY know you're Italian when: Your grandfather had a
>fig tree.
>You eat Sunday dinner at 2:00.
>Christmas Eve . . . only fish.
>Your mom's meatballs are the best.
>You've been hit with a wooden spoon or had a shoe thrown at you.
>Plastic on the furniture is normal.
>You know how to pronounce "manicotti" and "mozzarella."
>You fight over whether it's called "sauce" or "gravy
Not only did my grandfather have a fig tree, but my dad has one that he named jaochim
I'm not that brave yet.
well i am!!!! 
