All I can say is D$$$$!
The only weird neighbor I have is Firecracker boy, but he cut that out very soon. But he now works for a tree trimming service which is hilarious because I can't imagine him working. His parents come over (oh he is grown) and take the trash cans out to the curb, cut his grass blow leaves, have a house cleaning service come over every 2 weeks and walk his dog even when he is home. Anyway, one day he drove home this big tree trimming truck, you know the ones with the open in the rear so they can put the limb shavings in the back along with the limb slicer in tow. We live in a cul de sac, not much room. He takes this truck goes to the end and I swear it took him 15 minutes to turn it around just so he can park it in front of his house.
Oh and my neighbor and friend 2 houses down her husband doesn't want to sit in the front part of the house because he is afraid of people coming by to shoot into the house. WTH? We live in a nice street and majority of people are older and don't have any gang bang kids. And their Dd wanted to have a camp out in their fenced in back yard, but he told her no because he doesnt want someone to come in the yard and slit their throats. Oh and he did take an old oil tank and make it into a pig cooker that hasn't been touched in 10 years and he has a old truck in the yard that he had 20 years ago that he drives 1 a year to get inspected because he always wants a back up, but there things live in the back of it.