"When we were on the Tomorrowland Transit Authority, a mother sent her seven year old to sit in her own seat, then proceeded to sit two rows behind the child. Then, tried to get the child to climb over into her seat. "
People have actually died doing that on
Disneyland's version of this ride:
From Snopes.com:
August 1967: Ricky Lee Yama, a 17-year-old Hawthorne, CA, resident, was killed when he disregarded safety instructions and exited his People Mover car as the ride was passing through a tunnel. Yama slipped as he was jumping from car to car and was crushed to death beneath the wheels of oncoming cars.
... and ...
7 June 1980: Gerardo Gonzales, a recent San Diego high school graduate, was killed on the People Mover in an accident much like the one that had befallen Ricky Lee Yama thirteen years earlier. Gonzales, in the early morning hours of a Grad Nite celebration, was climbing from car to car as the People Mover entered the SuperSpeed Tunnel adjacent to the former America Sings building. Gonzales stumbled and fell onto the track, where an oncoming train of cars crushed him beneath its wheels and dragged his body a few hundred feet before being stopped by a ride operator.
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I have always been amazed that Splash does not have lock-down bars in the logs. When the boats get backed up, as they so often do, it's an open temptation for idiots to "liven up the wait" by messing around on the logs and trying to jump onto the prop areas. I agree that anyone over the age of about 5 who *deliberately* tries to defeat safety mechanisms needs to be immediately removed from the ride and escorted from the park.
As for the theatres, I've always thought that there should be a circle painted in the middle of the room, with a loop playing in the pre-show area telling people that standing in the circle will help to ensure the best seats in the theatre area. That way the rest of us can go around those clowns. I also think that there should be a CM stationed on a spotlight, so they can blind the offenders and embarrass them into proceeding to their proper seats! Can't you just picture it? "Please move down the row. Yes, you, sir. That's right, you in the Pirates cap. Also, when you reach your seat, you'll need to remove the cap. I know your feet hurt, but you are blocking the row. The show will not start until everyone is PROPERLY seated."
