Sorry folks, parks closed!

[DisneyBamaFan]

Hey, hey, easy kids. Everybody in the car. Boat leaves in two minutes... or perhaps you don't want to see the second largest ball of twine on the face of the earth, which is only four short hours away?

 

[lucas]

We watch his program... We buy his toys, we go to his movies... he owes us.

 

[Jennasis]

Hawaii?

Shut up Audrey...Russ?

Uhh..Wally World Dad?

WALLY WORLD dad...Roy Wally World.

 

[Pig Pen]

Something smells in here-- Russ, your feet!

 

[JR6ooo4]

ooooh, clark. this tent smells.....

aunt edna! This ones yours.


Mikeeee

 

[Pig Pen]

Lasky: Has your father ever killed anyone?
Rusty: Just a dog. Oh and my Aunt Edna.
Clark: Hey you can't prove that Russ.

 

[S. C.]

She must weight about a hundred lbs.
Clark you can't put her on the roof!
Well it's not like it's gonna rain.

 

[Disfan1]

LOL- I love this movie! When something that I have really been looking foward to doesn't live up to expectations, I'll say "I'm gonna punch the moose!"

 

[rabyoga]

You enjoy throwing up every 5 minutes?

 

[MariDisney]

I don't know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper. It does just fine by itself, huh?

 

[Luv Bunnies]

"Poor thing...she must have passed away somewhere near Flagstaff."

"The dog wet on the picnic basket!" (Aunt Edna eats her sandwich anyway.)

 

[AshleyW]

Hey, hey, easy kids. Everybody in the car. Boat leaves in two minutes... or perhaps you don't want to see the second largest ball of twine on the face of the earth, which is only four short hours away?

 

[tennvalgirl]

Russ, look in Aunt Edna's purse.
"She has 11 cents."

 

[lucas]

Who's the moosiest moose we know?
Marty Moose!
Who's the star of our favorite show?
Marty Moose!
M is for Merry, we're merry you see;
O is for Oh gosh, Oh golly, Oh gee;
S is for Super Swell family glee;
E is for Everything you want to be.
M - A - R - T - Y;
M - O - O - S - E.
What's that spell?
Marty Moose!
Marty Moose!
Marty Moose!
(Hyuk), that's me!

 

[lucas]

Holiday Road

 

[3DisneyBuggs]

I had a bad experience on this ride once- I threw up.

 

[mantysk8coach]

You enjoy throwing up every 5 minutes?

I have to finish this one, LOL!

"You enjoy throwing up every five minutes Claude?

"Clark"

"I thought so!"

 

[swanmom]

"I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory, and wouldn't you know it, the army cuts my disability pension because they said that the plate in my head wasn't big enough."


This was a great way to start my day! I had to play along.

 

[welovedisneyx4]

"We'll be so F$(^*$* happy, we'll be singing Zipidy Do Dah out of our a$$holes!!"

 

[ericamanda01]

Clark-What woman?
Russ-That woman in the pool dad.
Clark-Oh that was the waitress, I was just ordering a drink.
Russ-You think mom will buy it?
Clark-Good night Russ.