Sorry folks, parks closed!

[cinmell]

Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I French kiss.
Audrey Griswold: So, everybody does that.
Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.

 

[raysnkaysmom]

Hey, hey, easy kids. Everybody in the car. Boat leaves in two minutes... or perhaps you don't want to see the second largest ball of twine on the face of the earth, which is only four short hours away?

Repeat!!

LOL..
I must admit...I was lost as all get out in this thread...I think I need to throw it into my ancient vcr soon...

 

[NeverlandClub23]

Ellen: "Are you happy now Clark? She's deaf"

And one of my favorite parts is at the beginning when Ellen is scraping off the dirty dishes into the trash and handing them to Clark. He wipes them off and instead of putting them in the dishwasher, like he's supposed to, he's putting them back in the cabinet .

 

[of the seas]

Roll 'em up!

 

[AshleyW]

Clark: O God, ease our suffering in this, our moment of great despair. Yea, admit this kind and decent woman into thy arms of thine heavenly area, up there. And Moab, he lay us upon the band of the Canaanites, and yea, though the Hindus speak of karma, I implore you: give her a break.
Ellen: Clark...
Clark: Baruuuuuuch Ataaaaaaah Aluuuuuuuyah...
Ellen: Clark, this is a serious matter, I'll do it myself!
Clark: Honey, I'm not an ordained minister; I'm doing my best.

 

[Schminston-Mo]

Can I help you with that?... Please?

 

[Dalton5]

Clark: Why do you need my address?

Watermelon slurping desk clerk: We do a mailer

 

[oregonmommyof2]

Russ, it's really great that I can spend time with you and... uh... uh... uh...


Audrey, Dad.

 

[DarthKTrava]

"We'll be so F$(^*$* happy, we'll be singing Zipidy Do Dah out of our a$$holes!!"

::dies laughing::

Which Vacation movie was this one again? Only one I really recall is Christmas Vacation.

 

[hjssk8]

It's the first one.

Edna to Catherine: "Catherine, did you tell Clark and Ellen the good news?"

Catherine: " I was just about to tell them."

Ellen: "Catherine what's the good news?"

Edna: "You're driving me to Phoenix!"

 

[melk]

"Who do I look like, Christopher Columbo?"

 

[NeverlandClub23]

Clark: Why do you need my address?

Watermelon slurping desk clerk: We do a mailer

Clark: "Can I do your back honey?"
Ellen: "I already did my back, Clark"
Clark: "Well then can I do your front?"
Ellen: "Go do your own front"