Someone please make me laugh

[Pooh_Friend#1]

My grandpa passed away about 4 months ago from bone marrow cancer and then last week my grandma (different side of the family) passed away suddenly from her heart. It was such a shock and she was the last of my remaining grandparents. I am having such a hard time right now, I don't feel like myself and for some reason I am unmotivated. I have never felt like this before and I don't know why I am taking it so hard.

I just need to laugh because I am tired of crying and feeling so blah.

 

[Mister Incredible]

A guy walks into a psychiatrist and says:

I'm a teepee
I'm a wigwam
I'm a teepee
I'm a wigwam

The psychiatrist say, "Relax your too tents!"


Thank you, I'll be here all week...don't forget to tip your waiters and waitresses!

 

[Mister Incredible]

Here's another on I posted a couple of weeks ago, I still chuckle at this one:

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.

He concludes by saying:
"Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident'

"OH DEAR GOD NO!!!" George W. Bush exclaims. "That's terrible!!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President, devastated, looks up and asks...
''How many is a Brazillion ??!"

 

[Quackmore]

Either this or my siggie pic might help. I'm trying for you anyways. Give me an "A" for effort.

 

[AllyandJack]

I'm so sorry. My Nana died in June and I still sit in my car and cry....or stand in the shower and cry....sometimes I wonder if I'll ever feel "normal" again.

I could tell a really humiliating story to get you to laugh though. When I was in college, I worked at this law firm. I was pretty much the peon and they sent me to hand-deliver a letter to another firm. It was summer and I had a short-sleeved shirt on and no sweater or jacket. I put my bag on the floor and got the letter out. When I popped up, I don't know how it happened, but the left side of my shirt was up around my neck. I was all exposed. I quickly pulled it down and they pretended not to notice. Years later, I'm telling this story to my law school friends and one of them looked at me all serious and said, "So what? You were just trying to keep them abreast of the case."

 

[Mister Incredible]

A redneck birthday conversation:

Hey Cletus, How do you like that new toilet brush I gave you for your birthday?

Kinda hurts MA, I think I'll go back to using toilet paper

 

[lewdyan1]

A guy walks into a bar...


ouch!

 

[Skywalker]

Q. How are hamburgers and dogs alike?

A. They are both sold by the pound.

Sorry, that's all I got.

 

[Pooh_Friend#1]

Thanks everyone, I knew I could count on the Dis for a pick-me up!!

 

[nativetxn]

WDWHound had a very funny thread a while back. I guarantee you will laugh if you read it

http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=710661&highlight=funny+true+story

 

[Pooh_Friend#1]

WDWHound had a very funny thread a while back. I guarantee you will laugh if you read it

http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=710661&highlight=funny+true+story

Thank you so much, those stories were so funny and definitely made me laugh!! Your story about the rabid bat was hilarious. Thanks so much for sharing that thread with me.

 

[minniecarousel]

My brothers used to get "Boy's Life" magazine when I was a kid. It was by the Boy Scouts. The back page always had jokes - they had to be clean, but some of them were real "groaners". (wish I could remember some of them now!)

Hang in there.

 

[nativetxn]

I remembered another very funny post http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=912594

That one made me laugh until I cried.

 

[Disney1fan2002]

I am so sorry about your grandparents.

Here is a thread, I started, and little did I know how hysterical it would turn out...you will have tears, but they will be tears of laughter!

http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=932946