someone broke into my house...

[mrFDNY]

hi all,
can you all believe this.someone broke into my house and colored my white sneakers blue with a crayon. DS swears it was not him,so the only other possibilty is a break in and whoever broke in,only colored my white nike sneakers and left.they did'nt take or do anything else,oh yea they put the blue crayon in my sons crayon box,smart thief huh?

 

[pjlla]

Probably the same guy who spilled Spaghettios on my living room carpet!!............P

 

[Aidensmom]

That same person broke into my house too! Only he used orange this time, and my living room wall as his canvas.

 

[Nickunited]

That is fishy Mr. FDNY - I would call the feds in on this one! That horrid Crayon Culprit must not roam our streets anymore!

 

[Cindy's Mom]

stop that thief, he tried to steal my hairbrush yesterday out of my bathroom and then he must have dropped in in DD's room on his way out!

 

[tiff211]

That crafty thief is on a roll, he disguised himself as a girl and went to DD5 school's and wet her hair that took me an hour to flat iron straight for pics the next morning. He must be stopped!!!!

 

[Briarmom]

This time of year, there is only one person to call. Santa.

 

[fireman17]

Well in our house every once and a while we end up with two extra kids.
There're known as "Wasn't Me and I Don't Know". And try as I may, I can never find them.

 

[LBAK]

Well in our house every once and a while we end up with two extra kids.
There're known as "Wasn't Me and I Don't Know". And try as I may, I can never find them.

 

[SleepyMom]

The Crayon Culprit came to our house as well!!!! They used the crayon to write each of our names under the dining table in the spot we sit at, they must have been watching for awhile in order to get the places right. At least they did it on the underside as opposed to the top

 

[eeyore kelly]

That culprit must also be the one who hides DD's school belt and DS's coat

 

[MaryAnnDVC]

Ah! Maybe that was who ransacked my teenaged DDs' room...must've been looking for a crayon!

 

[WDWAurora]

You know, when I was a kid, that guy broke into our house. He took my red crayons and colored all the grout on our brick fireplace in-the one that goes all the way across the living room wall. My parents spent days cleaning up that guy's mess.

We always call it the "Not me" ghost, like in the Family Circle comic strip.

 

[jenny2]

Well, that crayon culprit must have gotten tired of crayons because when she (yes, I said she) got to my house she chose to use a permanent marker! On toys, chairs, windows, woodwork, my vacuum (cleverly labelled "MoM")... and on my new end table in the living room! DH, who was "watching" the kids at the time, says he didn't see a thing!

 

[CapeCodTenor]

I wonder if that was the same guy who broke into my house and ate all the chips and dip?

 

[TinkerBess_SnowTori]

Well, that crayon culprit must have gotten tired of crayons because when she (yes, I said she) got to my house she chose to use a permanent marker! On toys, chairs, windows, woodwork, my vacuum (cleverly labelled "MoM")... and on my new end table in the living room! DH, who was "watching" the kids at the time, says he didn't see a thing!

That reminds me of when DH was watching DD who was 3 at the time while I was at a work meeting and when I walked in the door he said "I am sorry."

I said What for?

He said "You will find out sometime and I want you to know I am sorry."

DD had used a pen and "colored/scratched" the buffet in the dining room - all while her daddy was "watching" her.

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[Iott Family]

Not only did this culprit use green and red crayon on my walls and doors in the game room but he always stops by our masterbath to use the potty and doesnt put the seat down when he is finished then drops in on the kiddies restroom and leaves wet towels all over the floor and we wont talk about his habit of eating the last of the sweets and leaving an empty container behind!!!

How many states has this culprit prayed upon in such a short lifetime!!!!!

 

[dismom9761]

Well when the culprit ran out of crayons and permanent markers he/she started with colored pencils on my newly painted hall.

 

[Aidensmom]

I wonder if that was the same guy who broke into my house and ate all the chips and dip?

No, that was me.

 

[belle_of_the_ball]

well...its been a few years...14 to be exact....because i am the person who sneaks into homes and manages to color...I LOVE CRAYONS!

but i have given up my life of crime...so i dont know who is doing the more current stuff...but they must know me cuz my bed was unmade when i got home...and nobody was home...except for my little brother!