someone broke into my house...

This culprit must be stopped, somehow he also came into DS room and used an orange crayon all over the side of his dresser? Then he must of been the one that ran to the bathroom to throw one of my hair ties into the toilet. :earseek:
 
Hmmm they have been visiting a lot of houses lately, I hope someone catches him soon :rotfl: :rotfl2:
 
well...its been a few years...14 to be exact....because i am the person who sneaks into homes and manages to color...I LOVE CRAYONS!

Hmmm....we have a copycat on our hands! Somebody call Grissom!

Anyway, the "mad colorer" stopped at my house for a drink. When I got home from work today and went into the fridge there was only a 2 ltr Pepsi bottle with about a thimble full of Pepsi left in it.
 
You're a firefighter, you must know a cop that can come to the house.

I would have him come to the house and "dust" for finger prints.

I would have a lot of fun with this one!!
 

Must have been the same guy that broke into my bathroom and knocked my bottle of hairspray to the ground, breaking off the spray tip, and then threw it away in the kitchen garbage. I spent 15 minutes tearing the bathroom apart looking for it, gave up, and just did my hair without it, later discovering the evidence in the kitchen. I asked DH about it and he said he didn't know what I was talking about. And the dog can't get into the medicine cabinet...so it must have been a break in!
 
:earseek: OMG! He wrote on the wall behind my bedroom door with lipstick- he also rubbed bag balm all over our weimaraner- ONCE he even put a big magnet on our television. :earseek: He's a slippery one that's for sure! :rotfl2:
 
Came by our house too . Only he was out of crayons and markers and used a pin or another sharp object to carve out designs on the wooden end tables in the living room and the back of DS#1's bedroom door.
 
Mermaid02 said:
: he also rubbed bag balm all over our weimaraner:

I have no idea what this means but it is making me laugh so hard my sides hurt and I can barely type...

everyone in my house thinks I have lost my mind -- wondering why I am laughing so hard

I guess it is just trying to wrap my mind around what a weimaraner is... I have no idea -- and what would be so fun about rubbing bag balm on it :rotfl: :rotfl2: :rotfl:

now I am a mess - tears running down my face - mascara everywhere... :rotfl:

Thanks - I really needed that laugh - I can't remember the last time I laughed that hard
 
TinkerBess_SnowTori said:
I have no idea what this means but it is making me laugh so hard my sides hurt and I can barely type...

everyone in my house thinks I have lost my mind -- wondering why I am laughing so hard

I guess it is just trying to wrap my mind around what a weimaraner is... I have no idea -- and what would be so fun about rubbing bag balm on it :rotfl: :rotfl2: :rotfl:

now I am a mess - tears running down my face - mascara everywhere... :rotfl:

Thanks - I really needed that laugh - I can't remember the last time I laughed that hard

I am a Weimaraner- I am actually THE weimaraner in the story. It was humiliating. I had an already scheduled appointment at the vet that day, the vet almost peed her pants when my Dad told her what my 3 year old boy did to me. Bag balm is a vaseline type cream that farmers used to use on their cow's udders... now it is used for severely cracked, dry winter skin. Bag balm doesn't wash off very easily.
 
I think I have a clue. His name might be Steven. When he was here he wrote his name on all the posters in my son's room. Kind of coincidently we babysat a child by the same name that day.
 
Okay, when my cousin and I were small... we wrote on the wall once. But we were smart enough not to write our names, we wrote our cousin Jody's name. She was like 12 though- they didn't believe it was her. :rotfl2:
 
Maddy Dog said:
I am a Weimaraner- I am actually THE weimaraner in the story. It was humiliating. I had an already scheduled appointment at the vet that day, the vet almost peed her pants when my Dad told her what my 3 year old boy did to me. Bag balm is a vaseline type cream that farmers used to use on their cow's udders... now it is used for severely cracked, dry winter skin. Bag balm doesn't wash off very easily.

I am so sorry for all you endured -- but bless your heart for being so patient with your 3 year old friend --- and I am so sorry that I am giggling at your pain - again... :goodvibes
 


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