So you have company and the unthinkable happens...(Plop Plop Fizz Fizz.. SUCCESS!!!)

[MouseJunkie]

Stan, Stan, Lavatory Man
Stan, Stan, Lavatory Man
Cheif inspector of the outhouse clan
He issues the tissues, the papers and the towels;

Listens to the rhythms of the various bowels

Deep down under the ground
Where all the little poopies are swimming around
Stan, Stan, Lavatory Man
Scoops up the poopies in a little tin can.

I still love singing this to my mother to this very day! hee hee

 

[DISUNC]

12 pages of pure poo!

I love it!

One of the rare few subjects ALL Disers are experts in!

 

[DISUNC]

Oh pleeeezzzzz I do have some ethics, ya know

The one and only time you can declare you 'ethics' is on a poop board!

Not my late Aunt Rose! She claimed to her dying day it was 'beneath her'!
However the reasons for her death is for another thread for another day!
It is a EXPOLSIVE STORY!

 

[piglet too]

Not my late Aunt Rose! She claimed to her dying day it was 'beneath her'!
However the reasons for her death is for another thread for another day!
It is a EXPOLSIVE STORY!

Ok, do we want to know?

 

[Caropooh]

Ok, do we want to know?

 

[Zippa D Doodah]

I GOT A POOP TAG!!!!!

I have poop tag envy.

 

[mirthmaiden]

Hmmmm....another Diser for the Crab Feast at Sandy Point!!!! Now, um, we'd better be sure not to serve ice cream for desert













(for those of you scratching your heads....ice cream and crabs are NOT a good combination....unless, of course, you're looking for stories for this thread)

When is it? I'm not that far away from MD. I might make the drive over if conditions are favorable...

You know, I was at the Air and Space Museum yesterday and saw the "bathroom" facilities the astronauts had....it would be a BIG clog risk.

I'm thinking those rocket scientist at NASA probably feed the astronauts Tang and other powdered food-like substances to avoid clogging problems

 

[LaraK]

When is it? I'm not that far away from MD. I might make the drive over if conditions are favorable...



I'm thinking those rocket scientist at NASA probably feed the astronauts Tang and other powdered food-like substances to avoid clogging problems

Right now the meet is only a theory....the first annual Dis Crab Feast and Ultimate Dodge Ball Tournement....but I figure we should do it before the Election so the Conservative Thread and Liberal Thread can be teams for Dodge Ball.

 

[wardfamily1]

I have poop tag envy.

Where is that darn tag fairy! This would make a wonderful tag.

 

[SandraVB79]

Someone mentioned it already, but Poo Watch 2007 was a good crappy thread!
Btw, isn't it amazing that toilet humor always has so many fans???


More serious, in regards with the first post: The very first time I visited the US, I stayed with a host family in Northern California. This family ate way way way unhealthy (fastfood 4 times a day), and so did I. I was NOT used to all the greasy food. Neither were my bowels. So at one point I kind of clogged up the toilet. Thank goodness after flushing and flushing and flushing and more flushing, it dissolved or whatever, and it saved me from eternal shame.
From that day on, I only ordered salads at fastfood restaurants, and when at buffets, I only ate veggies etc. Not the greasy stuff anymore.

 

[Mellie2162]

Poop threads bring such enjoyment. Why can't we have poop threads more often?

 

[Charade]

Still no joy on the toity.

I *might* have to call a plumber. First time EVER!!

 

[Cantw8]

Still no joy on the toity.

I *might* have to call a plumber. First time EVER!!

Sometimes it's just best to leave the poo in the hands of the professional

 

[Mellie2162]

Still no joy on the toity.

I *might* have to call a plumber. First time EVER!!

Oh man. Once I called the plumber for a stopped up crapper and he snaked it and the snake ended up coming out of my furnace chimney on my roof. I kid you not. So there stood the 2 of us in my back yard scratching our chins and wondering how in the heck that happened. Had a heck of a time getting it out. Ended up having to take of a T-shaped pipe under the house and there he stood in all his poopy glory...my son's action figure. Who knew an action figure could cause this much action?

 

[LisaNJ25]

Still no joy on the toity.

I *might* have to call a plumber. First time EVER!!

Did you try the Dawn and hot water?


My stupid neighbors clogged their pipes this weekend with cooking oil. She had been pouring it down the sink with cold water. Ended up flooding my laundry room also.

 

[TinkerbellMama]

OMG, I totally thought of this thread last night...

Friends are on vacation and we are cat-sitting. I stopped by their house with ds to feed the pets, and found that I had to "do business" there... Suddenly, this thread flashed before my eyes, and I told ds I hoped I didn't clog up their toilet!! He just looked at me like, what in the WORLD are you talking about, Mama?!?!

 

[TinkerbellMama]

Still no joy on the toity.

I *might* have to call a plumber. First time EVER!!

Did you try the "Dawn" fix posted here on the DIS a while back??? Just squeeze a ton of it into the toilet, let sit for a few hours, then flush. It supposedly works wonders!!!!!!

ETA: I see someone beat me to it!!!

 

[Charade]

Did you try the "Dawn" fix posted here on the DIS a while back??? Just squeeze a ton of it into the toilet, let sit for a few hours, then flush. It supposedly works wonders!!!!!!

ETA: I see someone beat me to it!!!

Tried it twice. Used half a bottle and let it sit overnight. Flushed with hot water. It drains better but there's still something in there.

 

[DVCsince02]

If you're 2 or 82, poop is funny!

 

[SandraVB79]

I think we need poop and fart thread stickies!