So you have company and the unthinkable happens...(Plop Plop Fizz Fizz.. SUCCESS!!!)

[Thats_for_Shore]

would this count?

My SIL runs into our house, down to the family room and yells "kick where's the washroom. I point to the laundry room. she runs in and yells

"NOT THAT WASHROOM!!!"

Luckily there was a bucket in there.

I hope she cleaned the bucket!!

 

[tevagirl]

would this count?

My SIL runs into our house, down to the family room and yells "kick where's the washroom. I point to the laundry room. she runs in and yells

"NOT THAT WASHROOM!!!"

Luckily there was a bucket in there.

Yep that counts!

 

[Caropooh]

Oh crap, they can go DNA testing on crap?


Yep, tissue issues.

even on dinosaur ones! http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_4571892

Certain people think that the DIS cliques are full of crap, anyway, so why not?

and since everyone poops, there should be no reason for anyone not to join!

This is a great thread.



I know people like that too. They freak out if it's been 5 minutes past normal pooping time. They're anal about it.

I know it's the wrong season, but the Mr Hankey lyrics come to mind:

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Small and brown he comes from you
Sit on the toilet here he comes
Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns

A present from down below
Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!"
He's seen the love inside of you
`Cause he's a piece of poo

Sometimes he's nutty
Sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish brown
(Mmmmhmmm!)
But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve
He might come to your town!

 

[Cantw8]

It just aint a crappy party until someone brings the poop

 

[tevagirl]

My heart skipped a beat when I saw that Cantw8 had posted. I was very afraid to look here.

 

[Cantw8]

My heart skipped a beat when I saw that Cantw8 had posted. I was very afraid to look here.

Oh pleeeezzzzz I do have some ethics, ya know But man, do I have some great pics

 

[tevagirl]

Oh pleeeezzzzz I do have some ethics, ya know But man, do I have some great pics

I have no doubt that you do!

 

[Caropooh]

 

[wardfamily1]

Is this a 'one of these things doesn't belong' game. I pick the apple. I never saw an apple poop.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

My heart skipped a beat when I saw that Cantw8 had posted. I was very afraid to look here.

My heart also skipped a beat, but I was then disappointed that she didn't post a poop pic.

Is this a 'one of these things doesn't belong' game. I pick the apple. I never saw an apple poop.

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

Oh, come on 3P, you've never had turd issues?

Sister, I have poop stories like you've never heard. Don't get me started.

 

[Thats_for_Shore]

Sister, I have poop stories like you've never heard. Don't get me started.

Please start, please start, please start!!

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Sister, I have poop stories like you've never heard. Don't get me started.

Tell us one good one, Robin.

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

Please start, please start, please start!!

Tell us one good one, Robin.

You two are sick. Sick, sick, sick.

I'm not telling any stories out of my house. They all make me (or someone I love) look really bad. Here's one I posted a while back. http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=1689630

 

[LaraK]

My heart also skipped a beat, but I was then disappointed that she didn't post a poop pic.

Do NOT encourage her!!!

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Do NOT encourage her!!!

But I like her pics.

 

[Mouse House Mama]

But I like her pics.

We could use a little Poop Art here!

 

[Thats_for_Shore]

OMG, 3P, that was a funny story!!!!!!!

 

[LaraK]

We could use a little Poop Art here!

Hold on...let me get my 3 year old, I'm sure he'd take care of that for you....then again, Shore...does your son still have the poop stick? Maybe it was a brush in disguise.

 

[tevagirl]

You two are sick. Sick, sick, sick.

I'm not telling any stories out of my house. They all make me (or someone I love) look really bad. Here's one I posted a while back. http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=1689630

OMG! How did I miss that the first time?