So you have company and the unthinkable happens...(Plop Plop Fizz Fizz.. SUCCESS!!!)

[Tigger&Belle]

TinkerbellMama, I would have sworn someone had broken in. Unless they did DNA testing, you'd be in the clear.

Oh crap, they can go DNA testing on crap?

You people have issues.

Yep, tissue issues.

 

[Cass]

Not only turd issues, I also have public bathroom bladder issues. I can't go if there's a line (I don't work well under pressure), I can't go if the lock on the door doesn't work, I can't go if there are cracks between the door and the stall.

LOL, I don't think anyone likes those things but they get less significant the more urgently you have to go!

I had a door that wouldn't lock the other day, I was leaning way forward to keep it shut with my hand.

 

[tevagirl]

I posted a good story about a year ago. I wish the search worked.

I just had a really horrible thought. What if this thread keeps going and going? Are we all going to become known as the poopers clique?

 

[Tigger&Belle]

I just had a really horrible thought. What if this thread keeps going and going? Are we all going to become known as the poopers clique?

Certain people think that the DIS cliques are full of crap, anyway, so why not?

 

[Thats_for_Shore]

I posted a good story about a year ago. I wish the search worked.

I just had a really horrible thought. What if this thread keeps going and going? Are we all going to become known as the poopers clique?

The Crappy Clique!!

The Turd Brigade!

Friends of Poo!

 

[tevagirl]

Certain people think that the DIS cliques are full of crap, anyway, so why not?

True. Carry on then.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Yes, but we're not going to be a clique that wants to meet in person.

 

[Thats_for_Shore]

Yes, but we're not going to be a clique that wants to meet in person.

And if we did -- there had better be lots of bathrooms around!

 

[LaraK]

You people have sent this thread right into the crapper.....



ETA.....I wonder if you could patent a crapper clapper...no more touching the gross handle to flush...just clap...clap on, clap off, clap on clap off the crapper clapper....maybe that would reduce the number of gifts left behind in public restrooms...

 

[tevagirl]

You people have sent this thread right into the crapper.....

Actually it started out in there.

 

[Briarmom]

This is a great thread.

Maybe she's a scheduled person

I know there are people who could set their clock....

I know people like that too. They freak out if it's been 5 minutes past normal pooping time. They're anal about it.

I know it's the wrong season, but the Mr Hankey lyrics come to mind:

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Small and brown he comes from you
Sit on the toilet here he comes
Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns

A present from down below
Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!"
He's seen the love inside of you
`Cause he's a piece of poo

Sometimes he's nutty
Sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish brown
(Mmmmhmmm!)
But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve
He might come to your town!

 

[mirthmaiden]

This is a great thread.



I know people like that too. They freak out if it's been 5 minutes past normal pooping time. They're anal about it.

I know it's the wrong season, but the Mr Hankey lyrics come to mind:

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Small and brown he comes from you
Sit on the toilet here he comes
Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns

A present from down below
Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!"
He's seen the love inside of you
`Cause he's a piece of poo

Sometimes he's nutty
Sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish brown
(Mmmmhmmm!)
But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve
He might come to your town!

How is it I've lived 42 years and never heard this?

 

[Briarmom]

How is it I've lived 42 years and never heard this?

South Park Christmas!! It's klassy.

 

[mirthmaiden]

South Park Christmas!! It's klassy.

Oh. Well, that explains it. I don't watch anything klassy.

 

[wardfamily1]

You people have sent this thread right into the crapper.....

ETA.....I wonder if you could patent a crapper clapper...no more touching the gross handle to flush...just clap...clap on, clap off, clap on clap off the crapper clapper....maybe that would reduce the number of gifts left behind in public restrooms...

Doesn't everyone use their foot to flush public restrooms? We just had this discussion at work a couple of weeks ago, everyone in the office used their foot too.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Doesn't everyone use their foot to flush public restrooms? We just had this discussion at work a couple of weeks ago, everyone in the office used their foot too.

I would likely fall over, getting my hair very wet...

 

[mrsheppo]

DD#3 always refused to use a public restroom. So as soon as she would get home she would make a run for it. She called it "dropping the kids off at the pool"

 

[Tigger&Belle]

DD#3 always refused to use a public restroom. So as soon as she would get home she would make a run for it. She called it "dropping the kids off at the pool"

As long as she doesn't pick them back up from the pool later in the day.

 

[manning]

Please, join us. I'm sure you have a turdy story to share.

would this count?

My SIL runs into our house, down to the family room and yells "quick where's the washroom. I point to the laundry room. she runs in and yells

"NOT THAT WASHROOM!!!"

Luckily there was a bucket in there.

 

[Thats_for_Shore]

This thread is totally stuck in my head now -- apparently, everything is about crap to me today.

I went to the Theme Parks & Attractions board, just to cruise around, and I saw a thread titled "Bathroom Locations." I thought that was pretty ironic.

Anyhow, I kept scanning the thread names and came across one that said "How often do you go?"

Well, gee, I'm thinking, why would someone start a thread about how often people go to the bathroom and what the heck is it doing on the TP&A board?!?!?

How often do you go to DISNEY WORLD, duh!!