So what is the funniest DVC post you've read?

[SleepyatDVC]

There was a post a long while back in Theme Parks about It's A Small World - people disappearing from the last row of the boat, naughty children being trapped as animatronics, how the song is a subliminal message, etc.

I thought it was so funny how so many people had such vivid imaginations to be able to come up with all the outrageous tales.

 

[karebear1]

Once I was in the back row of the boat that went through It's a Small World. That was before I started hearing little voices in my head telling me to attach mylar balloons to hamsters little legs......

 

[anniet]

Originally posted by Maistre Gracey
The Rumors/News board has a thread where a poster said the first purchase with their Disney Visa was to...ahem....shall we say 'enhance' his wife.

See!!! Who says the Visa isn't as good as the Disney Club card? You couldn't get THOSE with the Disney Club Card!!!

 

[KNWVIKING]

Getting a little finger twitchy are we

Why can't I delete this post now ? ?

 

[DISNEYDEVOTEE]

Someone once posted the question " What's the scariest thing you ever saw in Disney?" - I replied "Nell Carter in shorts!"

Bellmawr Bob

 

[pwoodham]

A long, long, time ago on a board far, far, away (I think it was the theme parks board) someone started a thread entitled "My shorts bunch up." It had some of the funniest posts I ever read. Kept me laughing for days.

 

[madcoco]

Just looked that one up. That is a good one.LOL
There was a post about thread locking on the Community board. Thought this response from a poster was good:

Hoarding ressies for CRT while breastfeeding your 8 year old son as you sit chain smoking on the balcony of your nonsmoking room as you enjoyed a cup of coffee obtained with your refillable mug that you got at the Polynesian in 1980 would seem like the kiss of death to a thread, especially if the breastfeeding mom was a socialist.

 

[Loubon]

Who would have thought that this post would bring forth stories about hamsters, pigs feet, the glass at BWV and the sometimes broken elevators at BWV!!!!

I guess this has become the "Greatest Hits" of funny DVC posts.

Let's see what I can come up with next.......

 

[wdwendyd]

There was a thread started by Granny called "What would be your #1 reason for selling? " The funniest answer was by RONfromRI:

I would only sell after:
- Losing my job
- Pulling my 2 girls out of college
- A complete withdrawal of my retirement accounts
- The IRS catches up with me
- Turning over my disabled favorite aunt to state care
- We run out of rice for our main course
- The trailer Park gets hit by a tornado

I laughed and laughed!

 

[ncligs]

This isn't on the DVC board but it is pretty funny........ on the Transportation board.

http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=363645

 

[Maistre Gracey]

And the winner is.......... Speedo Bob!

 

[CaptainMidnight]

Originally posted by Maistre Gracey
And the winner is.......... Speedo Bob!

Hardly.

 

[Maistre Gracey]

Originally posted by CaptainMidnight
Hardly.

Yes indeed, we are all entitled to our opinions....

 

[Snowgod]

Gonna get me a hamster, gonna name him George, gonna hug him and squeeze him and tie him to a balloon Then I'm gonna eat some pigs feet and wave to Speedo Bob.

 

[keenercam]

bumping this up in the hopes there have been more funny stories in the past 5 months. My trip with my parents and in-laws and kids could have made for some very funny stories, but didn't (don't even get me started on how 2 60-somethings could get on a bus at the MK heading back to BCV and get off at some random stop and wander into a hotel, ask if they are staying there, and then have the desk CM call around to a bunch of other hotels trying to find out where the 2 60-somethings are staying).



Hoping someone wants to entertain us today.

 

[Disney1fan2002]

OK, here's mine. This happened a few months ago over on the Cruise board. Someone came back VERY disappointed in the cruise . Ranted and raved about everything that went wrong, and it was amazing how terrible the service was, the kicker came somewhere in the middle when they said the waiter told them all about the CM's having an orgy...the post was comical enough, but the response about getting inside info on the crew orgy had me crying!

 

[Niagara2]

For the old timers - on the theme park board - the corn people!!

 

[Richyams]

The corn people were the greatest.

For the newbies, someone seriously posted that they saw a family at MK sharing an opened can of corn on main street...I may have the specific place wrong, but I remember that well.

I just liked seeing how many times 'Richyams' was mentioned.

 

[Kelly Nelly]

My vote goes to the Man, the myth, the legend, the Speedo Man himself the one and only Speedo Bob.

 

[Disney1fan2002]

Originally posted by Kelly Nelly
My vote goes to the Man, the myth, the legend, the Speedo Man himself the one and only Speedo Bob.

OK, my curiosity is peaked...can anyone direct me to a speedo bob post?