Skeeved Out

snarlingcoyote

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I am currently stuck on an airplane in San Antonio b/c the airport in Houston has been shut down due to thunderstorms. (Been stuck for over an hour!) There's a woman behind me, at least 30 if not older, obviously a professional of some sort. She has her bare feet up on MY arm rest. Seriously. I can see her badly painted pink toenails and the fact that she really needs to use the pumice. (My toes aren't any better, but they're not stuck on someone else's arm rest.) I put my pillow up, to block the sight, but it's just. . .skeevy. I mean if we were stuck in teensy quarters that would be one thing, but we're on your standard airplane. . .

We were all also asked to put down our windows to conserve the cool air, and she didn't, so she's either clueless or just a jerk.

Okay, better. I just needed to whine. I'm thinking I'll take a picture of her toes - with flash so she'll know what I did (yes, it's passive agressive, I am well aware of that. ;-)) and e-mail out to my friends, LOL.

Why does one quick whine make me feel better sometimes?
 
Cough & say loudly, "Oh, what is that nasty smell, it smells like dirty feet. Oh, I see, it is."

Just kidding.

Are you going somewhere fun or coming home from somewhere fun? I see it's not WDW.
 
I would find a flight attendant and ask if they can do anything.


If I didn't, I'd be telling off Foot Lady VERY quickly.

She is rude and nasty. And I'd tell her so to her face which might cause an issue, so go for the flight attendant's help first.




And yes, that is so EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
 

I'd be skeeved. I might turn around and sweetly offer her two Advil, because it's clear that her shoes must be killing her. ;)
 
I would call the attendant over, ask for something to clean the armrest with and when they come back, start cleaning the armrests.

Paper towels if nothing else.
 
her feet would be off my armrest.

and I didn't realize you could put down the windows. :confused3
 
lick them...bet she doesn't put them up there again:laughing: Or you could play "this little piggie" with them:) put gloves on first...just sayin
 
Ask her nicely to please move her feet of your armrest. If she doesn't time for a flight attendant.

Last month I had 2 teenagers having a spitting fight next to me!!!!!!!

You know the saying "when pigs fly", I seem to always fly next to the pigs!
 
her feet would be off my armrest.

and I didn't realize you could put down the windows. :confused3

I think they mean the window darkeners! Can you imagine if windows went down on a giant jet plane? Maybe her feet would fall off.
 
lick them...bet she doesn't put them up there again:laughing: Or you could play "this little piggie" with them:) put gloves on first...just sayin

I would suggest asking for a dozen vodka nips first....then do this. :)
 
lick them...bet she doesn't put them up there again:laughing: Or you could play "this little piggie" with them:) put gloves on first...just sayin

I just threw up a little. Wait, put gloves on to play "this little piggie" but LICK them??? :rotfl2: I think she should wear a glove on her tongue too.
 
I would keep moving around until I was comfortable in my seat...even if that meant I was leaning heavily on my armrest.
 
That's just gross.....so it deserves a gross response. Turn and sneeze on her feet (fake it) and make sure it's a good spitty sneeze. Yes, that's disgusting, but I guarantee she will move her feet.;)
 
That's just gross.....so it deserves a gross response. Turn and sneeze on her feet (fake it) and make sure it's a good spitty sneeze. Yes, that's disgusting, but I guarantee she will move her feet.;)


Winna winna, chicken dinna!
 















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