Simpson's Quotes

[damo]

What's your favorite Simpson's quote?

Buenos ding dong diddly deious...Jose Flanders

 

[luv2nascar]

WOOHOO

Homer J. Simpson

 

[RoqueC]

1.)
"Oh, why'd they build this place so far away?"
"Well, they discovered gold right over there."
"No, it's because they're stupid. That's why they did it, that's why anybody does anything."

2.)
"Well, if it's a crime to love ones country, then I'm guilty. And if it's a crime to steal a trillion dollars from the government, then I'm guilty of that too. And if it's a crime to bribe a jury, then BY GOD, I'LL SOON BE GUILTY OF THAT TOO!"

"God bless America!"

3.)
"Dad, what's a muppet?"
"Well son, it's no quite a mop, and it's not quite a puppet..."
"So, you don't know?"
"Yeah..."

 

[luv2nascar]

Why you little....

Homer J. Simpson

 

[mrsv98]

Homer: "Lisa, am I wearing my pants?"

Homer: "I believe you have a letter for me, my name is Mr. Burns."

Postman: "What is your first name?"

Homer: "I don't know"

 

[Towncrier]

I love the episode where Homer takes the Town Crier job away from Flanders. Nothing beats Homer saying "Hear Ye" in my book.

 

[RoqueC]

1.)"Internet? Is that thing still around?"

2.)"They have the interent on computers now?"

3.)
"Homer, how are the kids going to get out of the school?"

"Dunno, the internet?"

 

[lisajl]

"ha-ha"---Nelson

Lisajl

Oh yeah....and "DOH!"

 

[nuke]

How about some Ralphism's..

"My cat's breath smells like cat food."
"That's my sandbox. I'm not allowed in the deep end."
"That's the rock where I see the lephrechaun. He tells me to burn things."

 

[luv2nascar]

OH now I have the little Ralph voice in my head
Darn

 

[londonpenguin]

I may not have this exactly right, but:

"To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, most of life's problems."

 

[Breezy_Carol]

This is Breezy's DS.

Warden: Look, a unicorn in space, how's he breathing?
Homer: Air
Warden: There's no air in space.
Homer: There's an air and space museum.


(say it out loud, it sounds better)

 

[Grog]

The Ralphisms are some of the best....

"Sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!"

 

[Mish19]

Me lose brain? Why I laugh?

Mmmmm..forbidden donut...Mmmmm 64 slices of american cheese.

 

[WDW Poly Princess]

I can't think of my favorite right now, but I have Disco Stu stuck in my head saying "Back away, not today..."

 

[shep]

Was playing Simpon's Road Rage and the things that they were saying were killing me...I use grandpa simpson and him saying 'sit down & shut up' is my favorite...

 

[Annie&Hallie'sMom]

"Baby, Baby...Lemon."

"Baby, Baby...Pirate? Oh Wait Pirates are wild!" Apu

"It's still good, it's still good" Home as the pig gets lose during the bar-be-que.

"You can't make friends with salad." Say it and conga!

"It's been done," George Harrison.

"See my vest, see my vest..." (You know the rest of the song by Mr. Burns...)

 

[stevets]

Pffft, English. Who needs that? I'm never going to England.
--Homer

 

[oldkicker]

My fave.

Prohibition is in effect in Springfield and Homer has set up a distillery in the basement.

After a series of explosions, Marge confronts Homer...

Marge: "Homer, you're don't have a still in the basement, do you?"

Homer: "Marge, I'm not going to lie to you"

Homer exits the room.

 

[stevets]

"Those Yodels were so good I wish I was eating them right now."
--Homer Simpson