Should I be worried about my dd? (AKA the naughty Barbie thread)

[epcotfan]

My Barbie was a stripper who lived on a cruise ship with Huckleberry Pie and Snoopy.

 

[L107ANGEL]

Oh my!!!! I have to say that you are all revealing yourselves and this is one of the funniest threads!!!

 

[kdibattista]

I predict a bunch of new tags coming

 

[luvflorida]

...Lined up on her dresser are 4 Barbies, hands bound behind their backs, and feet bound together with tiny hair rubber bands. She says they're all captured and being held prisoner.

Do any of your kids do this?

This sounds exactly like something my youngest daughter would have done at that age! She had a vivid imagination and her Barbies were always getting into scrapes. She also read the Nancy Drew mystery books, so like you said, maybe some of this tying up business was coming from that.

My daughter had the Barbie convertible car and she would stuff as many Barbies as she could fit into the car. Then she would push the car over cliffs, (down the staircase), or ram it into buildings, (the wall), and laugh gleefully when all the Barbies tumbled out of the car or flew into the air.

She'll be 16 in August. I think we'll wait a bit on that driver's license.

 

[JESW]

Welllllllll..my DD is 7 and the poor Barbies go through hell at our house. Some have real butch haircuts, some are missing arms, legs or heads. Some have had their hair painted rather strange colors. There are also some who are always naked. And, some of the strangest things in our front yard are the Barbies who are buried up to their necks! DD did it for last Halloween and well, they have just stayed there! We also have had some hanging out the windows on the second floor, and some stuck between the glass and the screen. Barbies are real cheap at yard sales so I don't worry too much about them. I also don't worry too much about DD.

Jill

 

[LittleRydia]

omg im laughing so hard right now to some of the post here. i loved who posted they "pretend there barbie was preg with a pony "

oh man speaking of all this, makes me think what i did to my barbies. just a note, i was more a "tom boy" so barbie was never my favorite. instead i played with dinos more and monster boy toys . the few barbis i did have though.. you would find there heads, arms or some body part hanging out of my jarrasic park T-rex mouth hes a good one foot tall, with open and close mouth. or instead i would make them "cave woman" capture by the evil triceritops clan...

also i had no ken to "Save the day" but really to me, my dinos was the heros saving me from the evil barbies.

 

[theSurlyMermaid]

I wouldn't worry. When my sister and I were little we got two stuffed Bambis from WDW. One day my mother walked in the room as we were "playing" with the stuffed animals. We had tied them up and were beating them up. When my mom asked why we were doing that to poor Bambi, we responded, "Because they are too cute."

We both grew up normal (ha, as normal as the next person anyway.) Anyway, my mom still occasionally remnds me, "Remember when you were beating up Bambi?" I still have no clue why I was doing it. I had a very active imagination, I guess.

 

[Becky2005]

Don't worry. Eventually she'll cut off all their hair too. Didn't we all do that?

Nah...me and my brother popped all their heads off one time! Except then we had a problem as we couldn't remember which head went to which Barbie. The only one we got back on correctly was Ken's. I don't recall cutting their hair though. I just remember after that some of the heads were a bit wobbly because the obviously were not on the correct bodies.

Hmm....maybe I should seek therapy as soon as possible for such a thing of way back when (but then again we also melted his cowboy & indians & Army men in the leaves that we burned in the fall too.)

Hmm...my brother & I were always doing something wacky.

 

[RitaZ.]

OMG! You all played some kinky games with your dolls!

We used to pretend that she was a "bad man" who kidnapped me and forced me to marry him in a naked wedding ceremony.

Did your pretend ceremony actually include the naked part?

 

[DVCLiz]

Speaking of butch Barbie haircuts...

Younger DD got a Beauty and the Beast set for Christmas one year. Beauty was regulation style Barbie, and Beast was a mask that would fit over a Barbie or Ken's head. We didn't have a spare Ken, but we had a million Barbies. The mask was just a little too small to stay on with Barbie's hair, so I gave her a complete buzz cut and she worked out great!!!

We referred to that one as "Susan Powter Barbie". I'd hold her up and shriek, "Stop the insanity!!!" It used to crack my older daughter and I up. We were easily amused....

 

[L107ANGEL]

Speaking of butch Barbie haircuts...

Younger DD got a Beauty and the Beast set for Christmas one year. Beauty was regulation style Barbie, and Beast was a mask that would fit over a Barbie or Ken's head. We didn't have a spare Ken, but we had a million Barbies. The mask was just a little too small to stay on with Barbie's hair, so I gave her a complete buzz cut and she worked out great!!!

We referred to that one as "Susan Powter Barbie". I'd hold her up and shriek, "Stop the insanity!!!" It used to crack my older daughter and I up. We were easily amused....

OMG!!! I am loving this thread!!!!

 

[rhanditresmom]

Oh gosh....my poor barbies. They were quite experienced in the ways of the world. I think they wore Ken out!

then they moved on to G.I. Joe.....


*where did i learn that stuff?*

 

[Tigger&Belle]

I did that too, but the hero always swooped in and saved the day. Then he got a REAL reward for his efforts. My Barbie should have had a red light outside her townhouse

I couldn't even get through this thread before I had to comment on this! You bad girl you! I'm trying NOT to laugh out loud--I'm not going to explain my laughing to my 12yo!

 

[luvflorida]

In addition to the multiple car crashes and flying Barbies, youngest daughter had a habit of chewing on their hands and feet. Most of her Barbies feet were so deformed that none of the shoes would fit.

She also like torturing her Barbies at bathtime. Daughter would take them into the tub with her and sit on them until, "they just can't breathe any more."

Now this same child was, and still is, a very sensitive person. I'm not sure where all the aggression was coming from!

 

[Tigger&Belle]

When I was 5yo (40 years ago) I got punished for undressing my doll and showing the neighbor boy. Maybe that squashed something in me and I would have turned out like some of you if that hadn't happened. Or mayeb I'm just "forgetting" some things that I did when I was growing up.

I can't believe you all and your naughty Barbies!!!

 

[sajetto]

She also like torturing her Barbies at bathtime. Daughter would take them into the tub with her and sit on them until, "they just can't breathe any more."

My Barbies were almost always with me at bathtime, but I didn't torture them. I remember having a little raft that they hung out on. I had 2 kens, exact same ones b/c both of my aunts bought the same model at Christmas. I guess I just dubbed them as twins. I had at least 8-9 Barbies though...mostly blond...very gullible when submersed in water
None of my Barbies had swimsuits, no one ever bothered to buy those styles for me....so ya know they had to go skinny dipping, no way I was going to put Barbie in the tub with her stilletos and sequin dress

 

[HoneyPooh]

My BFF and I tortured our barbies regularly. At one time I lived next door to a sawmill and we would take the barbies over there and play in the shaving piles with them. I had a lot of barbies "disappear" because we buried them and then couldn't find them. Quicksand you know.....

We also liked to have our barbies captured by indians and we would stake them out in the sun naked. We were sickos weren't we? I think I just realized that, I'll have to give her a call and alert her.

 

[lovemygoofy]

I never liked Ken...there was always something about him. She needs GI Joe he will keep this from ever happing again. I used to steal DB GI Joes & jeep...before they shrunk them down to 6 inches.

LOL on our wedding cake we had a GI Joe carrying a brown haired Barbie over his shoulder as a cake topper. Ken just wasn't cutting it for me.

 

[SDFgirl]

OMG! You all played some kinky games with your dolls!



Did your pretend ceremony actually include the naked part?

Oh heck no! Fully clothed...and pretty innocent. We were both from loving, caring homes. I guess it was just the most dangerous situation we could think of!

Again - I'm a totally normal person!!!!

 

[sajetto]

Oh heck no! Fully clothed...and pretty innocent. We were both from loving, caring homes. I guess it was just the most dangerous situation we could think of!

Again - I'm a totally normal person!!!!

Sure, sure

C'mon we all know that most of our dolls hardly ever had any clothes on, admit it you're a closeted nudist