Should I be worried about my dd? (AKA the naughty Barbie thread)

[AnaheimGirl]

OMG!! You are all a bunch of sickos! This is making me laugh so hard, I wish I could remember a twisted, deranged game I played with my Barbies and join in!

I do remember my brother making a target out of a piece of paper, taping it to the head of my cute little baby seal stuffed animal, and leaving it where I'd find it next to a plastic BamBam club. And he turned out OK, really he did.

As of today, the dolls haven't moved. They are still bound and laying on the dresser.

 

[princess pooh]

I don't know about the cruise ship but my best friend always wanted her Barbie to be a stripper. She used to stand her Barbie up on the porch railing - dancing and throwing off all her doll's little clothes...........I guess it's a good thing we didn't have a pole up there!

I'm so relieved that I'm not the only one who turned Barbie into a stripper

I wasn't really into dolls as a kid but my cousin loaned me her precious Barbie collection. She's still mad at me because I cut all their hair off when I was five years old! If she only knew about the threesome with GI Joe and ken...

 

[MzDiz]

A quick image search on Google for "barbie bondage" will set all your minds at ease that you're not as sick as you think you are. However, I'm afraid to leave my house now.

 

[luvwinnie]

My brother melted his green plastic army guys on my mom's iron to "make them talk"...

 

[Jen_in_NH]

Well, I learned a few things about Barbie as a child...

1. Malibu Barbie cannot swim. She sinks like a rock. We tossed them off the rock after watching the Olympic divers to see if Barbie could dive like them. Nope.

2. When using RIT dye to dye their hair, do not dip the whole Barbie. I had several head-to-toe purple Barbies.

3. Barbie does not make a good cat chew toy. We did, however, get many hours of playing Hospital after that.

4. Barbie does not go in the dryer or the oven. Somehow, my sister managed both of these

I'm pretty sure I turned out fine, despite the Barbie torture. We all did it..

Jen

 

[trishy]

This thread is hilarious!!!
The oven comment reminded me when we all smelled this horrible burning smell in the house. In the oven we found a barbie, wrapped in a baby blanket in flames in the broiler. My daughter, about 4 at the time I'm thinking, wanted to keep her "baby" warm. Honestly folks, that is NOT where I kept my children warm at night.

My daughters' barbies were always getting their hair chopped. My former neighbor's little boy used to come over and try to fit Barbie's clothes on Ken. Wonder how that kid turned out?

Keep on posting - best thread I've read here in ages.

 

[mainewmn]

I was telling my Mom about this thread when she started laughing and promptly recalled my baby story to me. According to her (and yes folks she made me promise I post this here) when I was just a little tyke I had my favorite baby doll which I carried everywhere with me. She said the doll was so homely looking from all the use that it must have had the most 2 hairs left, missing toes, scuffed face, etc, etc you get the picture. She said that I went though a stage that when ever we left the house I would run to get my baby and I insisted on my doll wearing socks and a hat regardless on the weather because she may get cold. That would have been fine except apparently I did not want my doll to wear any other clothing, just socks and hat! I can assure you that under any condition I would NOT consider this appropriate attire for a sprint on the town. LOL

 

[HomeSweetDisney]

This thread is hilarious!

It makes me feel much better though since I thought I was the only one who did less than normal things with their barbies.

Mine used to run around naked with just a pair of hot pink heels on. And I'd have her show up to Ken's place for a date like that!

My mom recently informed me that she was always afraid I was going to end up as a stripper or the owner of a nudist colony because I never put clothes on Barbie

 

[CathrynRose]

So funny! We all had such *naughty* Barbie dolls!

Too bad we all didnt live in the same neighborhood....we could have had group Barbie-Love!

And they market them as girl-hood, innocent, harmless dolls...pffft!

 

[CathrynRose]

A quick image search on Google for "barbie bondage" will set all your minds at ease that you're not as sick as you think you are. However, I'm afraid to leave my house now.

OMG! R F L ! ! ! ! ! !

I google'd Barbie Bondage! She's such a bad girl!

 

[Jennasis]

BArbie was often the center of a heated death match between Ken and our Indiana Jones doll (he was Ken sized). Ken always lost and Barbie ended up with "bad boy" Indy.

Barbie and Indy got their freak on...all the time, at my house.

Don't even get me started on what I did with my Jem dolls...

 

[kdibattista]

Don't even get me started on what I did with my Jem dolls...

Let me guess... something truly, truly, truly outrageous

 

[MouseWorshipin]

All my Barbie play sessions began with Ken going off to work. And he never came home. None of my Barbies ever had any other use for him, I guess.

Don't think I'll share this with DH.

 

[CathrynRose]

All my Barbie play sessions began with Ken going off to work. And he never came home. None of my Barbies ever had any other use for him, I guess.

Don't think I'll share this with DH.

No naughty Barbie action???

See, this post started as a Mom being concerned about her daughters Bad Barbie behavior, and now you post this - and I'm concerned your Barbies DIDNT engage in naughty antics.... L L !

Weird, huh??

 

[iggbees]

i used to do real bad things with my barbies. i remember tying them up to my dresser drawer handles and pretend that ken was doing, um, bad things with them. it got even better when they came out with those barbies with really moveable shoulders.

i also used to cut the barbies clothes up and make them real skanky. i think i had a few pregnant barbies.

i used to get in trouble for getting a barbie and first thing i would do was undress them and brush their hair so it didn't look pretty anymore.

um, yeah.

 

[christineann]

We had a gravel driveway, and my little brother used to make little piles of gravel, stand his little green army men on top of the piles, and stick a firecracker in each of the piles. We thought that was sorta weird.

He turned out to be a great guy - very mild mannered.

 

[Octoberbeauty]

I feel so much more normal after reading this thread. Oh the years of shame I've suffered thinking my barbies were the only "less than innocent" ones.

 

[MouseWorshipin]

No naughty Barbie action???

See, this post started as a Mom being concerned about her daughters Bad Barbie behavior, and now you post this - and I'm concerned your Barbies DIDNT engage in naughty antics.... L L !

Weird, huh??

OK, fine. I admit it. When I got older, Barbie and Ken did things married people do. Barbie and GI Joe, though, really had it going on.

I, too, thought I was the only Barbie pervert in the world.

...and don't get me started on the Gummy Bears...

 

[phillybeth]

DH used to blow the heads of his sisters' Barbies with firecrackers. Then he would hit them with a wiffle ball bat to see how far they would go!

 

[bigmerle1966]

...and don't get me started on the Gummy Bears...

Aw come on you can't make a comment like that and not share.

And they market them as girl-hood, innocent, harmless dolls...pffft!

Obviously not.