Seinfeld!

[liznboys]

There's too much urinary freedom in this society. I'm proud to hold it in. It builds character.

 

[Peter Pirate]

Elaine thinking: Who does he think he is?
Keith Hernandez thinking: I'm Keith Hernandez.

 

[Peter Pirate]

...John Cheever?!?

 

[shep]

George: I think it moved..



Elaine: shrinkage? what do you mean, like laundry?

 

[L107ANGEL]

Can't STAND Ya...... Can't STAND Ya........

Give me that Marble Rye you old bat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG, and I will never lick and envelope again!

 

[manchurianbrownbear]

You kept making all the stops?!?!

They kept ringing the bell!!!

 

[BibbidiBobbidiBOO]

"Look away, I'm hideous!"

"These Pretzels are making me thirsty"

 

[cynsaun]

I was in the pool!!! I was in the pool!!!

 

[liznboys]

You ever notice how happy people are when they finally get a table? They feel so special because they've been chosen. It's enough to make you sick.

 

[jrydberg]

D-A-L-R-Y-M-P-L-E?

Not even close.

 

[luvmydogs]

You stole my Jesus Fish!

 

[KMH1]

I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.

 

[Peter Pirate]

Enjoying the view Costanza?

 

[Pete's Mom]

[Looking at Elaine's Christmas card (photo by Kramer)]
Jerry: I'm not sure, and correct me if I'm wrong, but I think I see... a nipple.

 

[kidshop]

George Is Getting Upset!!!!!!!!!!

 

[tinkerbell81284]

Did you go back to the jockey's? No.
Boxers? No.
There's only a thin layer of polyester between us and...

Eww!

I'm free and lovin' every minute of it!

 

[mariamouse]

he took IT out

 

[cynsaun]

Mulva?

 

[Nick Papagorgio]

Yeah, well, the jerk store called and they're running out of you!

 

[jrydberg]

Mulva?

Hest!