Seinfeld!

[luvmydogs]

I won't tolerate infestation!

 

[jrydberg]

There must've been a second spitter.

 

[luvmydogs]

There must've been a second spitter.

Now that...was one Magic Loogie.

 

[jrydberg]

Niiiiiiiicccceeee gaaaaaammmmmeeee pppprrrrreeeetttttyyyyy bbbboooyyyyyy

 

[cynsaun]

No, I don't have a square to spare. I can't spare a square.

 

[Laugh O. Grams]

She has "man-hands"!!

 

[luvmydogs]

You're an anti-dentite!

 

[cynsaun]

Elaine, he's a male bimbo. He's a mimbo!

 

[Laugh O. Grams]

Bosco!

 

[Stitch Inside]

He's a face painter.

 

[Laugh O. Grams]

"There's this creepy new guy at work. He just comes out of nowhere and he's right next to you."
"So he just sidles up."
"That's right. He's a real sidler."

 

[cynsaun]

Pimple Popper, MD.

 

[hydster]

I mean, really, what is the big deal? We go in there. We're in there for a while. We come right back out here. It's not complicated.

What's the deal with Aquaman? Could he go on land, or was he just restricted to water?


Oh, I can't believe this. What a dope! uh..excuse me umm.. I'm sorry this is.. this is kind of embarrassing but.. there's no toilet paper over here

I just forgot to check so if you could just spare me some
No I'm sorry
What?
No I'm sorry, I can't spare it
you can't spare it??
no there's not enough to spare
well I don't need much, just 3 squares will do it
I'm sorry I don't have a square to spare, now if you don't mind
3 squares? you can't spare 3 squares??
no I don't have a square to spare, I can't spare a square
oh is it two-ply? cause it it's two-ply I'll take one ply, one ply, one puny little ply, I'll take one measly ply
look, I don't have a square and I don't have a ply
No no, no no, don't don't, I beg you

 

[luvmydogs]

I'm out there Jerry, and I'm lovin' every minute if it!!!

 

[Laugh O. Grams]

That's Hennigans, the no-smell, no-tell scotch, h-e-double n...

 

[cynsaun]

Oh, Moses smell the roses!

 

[jrydberg]

No, a bra is for ladies. Meet, the bro!

 

[cynsaun]

No, a bra is for ladies. Meet, the bro!

It's the Mansiere!

 

[Allie322]

Jimmy likes Elaine.

 

[jrydberg]

It's the Mansiere!

BRO!!