Seinfeld!

[luvmydogs]

It's Fusilli Jerry!

 

[Stitch Inside]

Tolstoy's original title for "War and Peace" was "War, What is it Good For?"

 

[cynsaun]

BRO!!

MANSIERE!!!

AAAAAHHHHHH!!

 

[jrydberg]

A million to one shot, doc. A million to one.

 

[JoeThaNo1Stunna]

You're sooooooo good looking.

 

[cynsaun]

You're pushing your luck, little man.

 

[Stanthecaddy]

What are those, ah, cotton pants?

Yeah...Why, is it too cold out?

Here's what you do: you bring a lightweight jacket, that way the sun comes out, you play the jacket off the sweater.

 

[Laugh O. Grams]

I'm afraid it's your urine, Elaine. You've tested positive for opium...that's right. White Lotus. Yam-yam. Shanghai Sally.

 

[luvmydogs]

Maybe there's more to Newman than meets the eye?

No. There's less.

 

[Laugh O. Grams]

Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint?
It's chocolate, it's peppermint, it's delicious!

They're very refreshing!

 

[cynsaun]

So when somebody has B.O., the "O" usually stays with the "B". Once the "B" leaves, the "O" goes with it.

 

[Laugh O. Grams]

When you control the mail, you control...information!!

 

[Stitch Inside]

I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think "That's why I'm not a heterosexual."

 

[luvmydogs]

You sprayed him in the eyes with Binaca?

Cherry Binaca. It's new.

 

[Golter]

I was bald!!!

 

[Golter]

I had a pony, my sister had a pony..

 

[Stitch Inside]

Yeah. I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner, I had the lobster bisque, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again.

But you yada yada'd over the best part.

No, I mentioned the bisque.

 

[Stanthecaddy]

You sprayed him in the eyes with Binaca?

Cherry Binaca. It's new.

Why do they do that? The come out with the cherry a year after the regular. They should just come out with the cherry, then a year later come out with the regular.

 

[BalooTheBear]

Can't STAND Ya...... Can't STAND Ya........

Give me that Marble Rye you old bat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[kidshop]

But...I don't want to be a cowboy!