LOL blame my friend
@Selket up there - they forgot that, like Beetlejuice, if you say my name, I'm gonna show up...
How To ECV at Disney World ™
We often talk about "turtle speed" here, and that means turning your speed control all the way down to the slowest setting for safety.
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It's a wonder that Disney hasn't decided to sell tickets for the spectacular that is the bus deploying/retracting the ramp!
So, ignore them - and at the Resort Hotel, make sure you are parked in the white painted rectangle HA symbol

at the bus stop (unless another guest beat you to it) so that the driver sees you...
When you are at the base of the ramp, try to go right up the center. At the top of the ramp you will typically have to turn a bit to the right. GO SLOWLY, especially until you are used to the ECV. (This is a moment where "turtle speed" is your new best friend!)
Once you are parked, you can take a seat on the bus, if you want to. The bus driver will "tie down" the ECV, by clipping on the tensioned belts down at the wheel level, front and back. If you decide to sit on the ECV during transit, the driver will also offer you a seat belt to help hold you securely in place as the bus moves through traffic.
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When crossing the train tracks embedded in Main Street at MK, be sure to cross at an angle. Otherwise, you risk the wheel(s) getting caught, and you could find yourself dumped rather unceremoniously onto Main Street. Everyone wants to have an unforgettable trip - just for the right reasons!