S/O thread - things you want to say to people in real life...

[sunnyday123]

( I really love this thread!)

All the times you cancelled on our daughter, and you said, "she'd be fine?" Yea, think about that when she says she doesn't want to stay overnight anymore, jerk-face.

If your 10 lb dogs poops in my yard one more time without you cleaning it up, I am letting my 100 lb dog out the front door. Guess who'll win?

I don't care what kind of car you're driving, how many new things you've bought, or where you're going on vacation. Did you forget you've told me all your business? I know you're so far in debt you can't breathe, have cashed out every penny in equity in your house, and live paycheck to paycheck. Did you forget all the stuff you told me about your finances? Too bad, you won't be able to bail your devil-child out of jail when he finally gets arrested. Think they won't put a 13 yr old in handcuffs? Think again. They've already brought him home once.


You smell like cat litter. And not clean cat litter. WTH?

And finally, in the wonderful words of Johnny Paycheck:

TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT!!!!! I think you're an idiot and I don't want to be around when this company is run into the ground. If you tell me to "do the right thing for our customer" one more time, I'm going to beat you to death with my stapler. How about the higher ups NOT take their bazillion dollar bonuses this year, and give raises to the people who have worked here for 20 years who you tell "Sorry, you capped out" every year?

Our company didn't suck until your company bought it. And I'm telling everyone that you told me not to tell that we outsource.

 

[Liberty Belle]

Just because something is important to you, doesn't mean it's important to everyone else. Worry about yourself and let others choose how to live their lives.

You just talk to hear the sound of your own voice, don't you?

He's your child, act like you love him once in a while. (and this is not directed to anyone in my family!)

We all can tell you're still smoking and not just the legal stuff.

Yes, I am a Christian. We can both be Christians and not believe the exact same things.

Quit being rude to my son you obnoxious little twit.

You're an idiot! Your grammar is atrocious and you have no business doing the job you do.

Take a freakin' chill pill!

 

[paintnolish]

If you wouldn't say it IRL, don't say it on a message board.
Your kids won't turn into criminals if they miss school for WDW.
Yeah, you probably should just cut your losses and get divorced.
You just corrected someone's spelling/grammar error, but I see one in your post.
It's not the teacher's fault. It's your kid's!

 

[Cornhusk]

How do you have dandruff even though you are bald?

Why does this house smell like cat piss and there is no cat?

I know you are my best friend and divorced. I know I have other friends who are divorced. We were friends for yearsbefore we even married but if I hear them say that just because he forgets to take out the trash sometimes does not make him a selfish pig and we are not going to counseling. Mind your GD business.

Did you drink out of my coffee mug? What is WRONG with you? We work together. We are not family or married to one another.

I moved out of the house when I was 15 because of an unstable household. I don't feel guilty for leaving. I was a child and if you try to make me feel guilty for something that is not my fault I will tell you the entire story so back off.

Just because they are having a so called "luxerious" wedding does not mean they are going to loan you money. I didn't loan you money because you are not only a lazy jerk but you would try to turn it around on me like I OWED you money.

Stop correcting my spelling if you can't spell yourself.

No. I hated Tranformers and I don't want to watch it with you.

 

[Buckalew11]

So after 34 years of marriage you are giving up?

Seriously, you expect everyone to believe you have been unhappy for "decades"??!!

 

[Cornhusk]

He is a good father and was always there. While your daughter was off living the "high life" he was taking care of two of his kids plus the one who isn't his so before you grip about child support remember your daughter didn't pay for a thing that those kids have. She spent the money on herself and so if he chooses to put money away for a house for himself it is his God-given right. Your daughter is married to another man and he is the one who should be taking care of her. Those kids are grown up. They know she wasn't there for them and that is why they choose to stay with him. She choose others over her children. Her ex was a real parent and a real man. Leave him alone.

 

[jenm2878]

Global warming does not mean it will never snow again.

I don't care about your political small mindedness. You are just repeating things you've heard other people say. How about using your own brain?

Your child is a monster and will be lucky not to be pregnant by the time she's 12. How about saying 'no' once in a while?

Yes, I know I'm 32 and DH and I have been together 12 years. Stop asking me when we're going to have a baby. It's none of your business that I have a medical issue and over a year of trying has produced no results. And no, I did not get a dog in lieu of having a child. I just like dogs, okay?

That was refreshing!

 

[Judy from Boise]

this thread has inspired me to "un friend" three people! Cause really I don't care how good you are at raising corn in your fake little internet garden.

 

[paintnolish]

this thread has inspired me to "un friend" three people! Cause really I don't care how good you are at raising corn in your fake little internet garden.

I can't de-friend my dh, though!

 

[beachbunny]

It's not his teacher's fault, and he does not have ADD. Your kid is slow.

He didn't change after you had three kids with him. You're just an exceptionally bad judge of character who picked some good looking stud to have kids with. You chose poorly.

You had them. You raise them.

Not every kid is cut out for college.

No, I will not call you doctor (for all the PhDs and chiros in my life).

Know what you want before you get to the front of the line (for the guy who spent 30 minutes holding up the line at the post office this morning - he mailed one box).

I may forgive, but I never forget.

 

[Judy from Boise]

I can't de-friend my dh, though!

guess not ! Although 2 of mine were first cousins!

 

[Tinkerbelle's Mom]

Do not volunteer for another thing when you can't even handle the simplest of tasks.

I am done. I will never put myself in this position again.

If you want it so bad you do it.

No, I will not help you with a project that I think is a horrid idea just because your precious little snowflake thinks its a good idea.

(Ok really bad volunteer meeting.)

 

[funkychunkymonkey]

When I confide in you that Im at a loss as what to do with my student dont tell me how bad he is making things in your class, SHUt the heck up or give me some advice!
(sorry bad day)