Riddle me this!

[gina2000]

MOOOOOve on over, spb!!!

That's as MOOOOOving as I get about cows!


Hate milk. Hate horns.

LIKE STEAK!


Okay, okay....I'll go sit in the corner now.....

 

[oldkicker]

Dumboiu!

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Nice to 'see' ya!

 

[Boo'sMom]

Bernie,
are you still udder the weather???

Cud that could be part of the problem....

 

[dianeschlicht]

OOOHHHH I am SOOOOOO sorry I started anything with cows here yesterday!!!!

 

[oldkicker]

That wreath is really, really neat, Boo'sMom!

But those puns!!! I really don't have the stomachs for them....

 

[Marla Hellwig]

It started before I left - didn't have much of a voice by Monday - and by Tuesday could hardly talk

 

[dianeschlicht]

Boo'sMom, I think what you described is the aftermath of what happens after years of endometriosis. Have the surgery. It will end you pain forever, and it wont be able to come back.

 

[spb999]

Glad to know that someone else has heard that song Diane

OK, the version that i've heard of that song is done by Lou Monte if that helps in your searching ....

 

[gina2000]

At least they ain't Jersey cows.

Thank goodness.

They'd get run over around here.

 

[Breezy_Carol]

Good morning OK and the Corral

Glad to have you back Bro, but don't know this one yet. I'll work on it.

House cleaning done. I can receive PM's again.

I am taking DD for her driving test today after school. I have a Taurus wagon which she was having difficulty parrallel parking. So, we borrowed MIL's Escort and drove for an hour yesterday and she can handle it much better. Wish Sarah luck!

I will check back later.

Thanks for the update on CarolG. We always posted around the same time so it was like having a twin.

 

[oldkicker]

Hey - waddya call a cow after she gives birth???

What do you call a cow with no front legs?

What do you call a cow with no legs at all?

 

[Boo'sMom]

puns....what puns????

I have a cud in my nose....

 

[dianeschlicht]

THat's easy OK! GROUND BEEF!

 

[Lars624]

OH...I know one....a cow with no legs is "ground" beef
Don't you think we're "milking" these cowpuns for all they're worth

 

[Boo'sMom]

I don't know today's answer....I thought I'd (cow chip) toss this one out there for you:


How many ears does Davey Crockett have???












Are you ready for this???














Three.......




A left ear, a right ear, and a wild front-ier.....









I need more coffee....not....

 

[gina2000]

Bernie, you milking this for what it's worth????


Good luck, Boo'sMom. I don't know what I'd do in your situation.

Hiya, Breezy! Good luck to Sarah and her driving endeavors! I'm sure you'll be happy to have the test over. THEN THE FUN BEGINS!!!

 

[oldkicker]

Is that why you didn't Karaoke, Marla??!!!!

No front legs is Lean Beef....

and the cow after she gives birth is decalfinated!

LOL! LOL! LOL!

Oh man - sometimes I really crack me up.....

Wild Frontear!!! LOL! LOL! LOL!!!

 

[dianeschlicht]

You know, all this laughing is making my stomach hurt again!!!

 

[oldkicker]

Best of luck to Sarah today, Sis.

You and Carol did seem to be on the same schedule, Sis....

 

[gina2000]

I think you get the "DING DONG" award today, Bernie.

Cow's about it, gang????