some random quotes from billie joe for your enjoyment
VH1's Behind the Music: "We put the fun back in dysfunctional."
"It's fun until someone gets hurt...then it's halarious."
"I'm not gonna say anything inspirational; I'm just gonna ****ing swear a lot."
"They have bad taste. I am not a good-looking guy."
"School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect, and nobodies perfect, so why practice?"
"I sound like an Englishman impersonating an American impersonating an Englishman."
"There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it."
"B-I-L-L-I-E J-O-E. My real name is Billie Joe. And it's southern, my moms from Oklahoma and that's how I got the name."
"It's my ****ing life and you know what nobody invited you...so there's the door...see ya!"
"My mom was from Oklahoma, hence the name Billie Joe...It's not William Joseph it's just Billie Joe."
"This song's off our album. It's called Kerplunk. It's kind of in line with the **** thing, ya know, it's like you take a dookie and it kerplunks in the toilet."
"What? You can heckle me if you want, it's okay I won't understand!" (at a foreign concert)
"Never run in the rain with your socks on."
"Aw, how the **** are you all doin' tonight?... That's what I ****in' wanted to hear, *******it!"
"I'm not as depressed as I used to be. The Prozac's working!"
"I hate celebrities. I really hate them."
"I actually have less friends now than I ever had."
"I'm still wearing the pants I had in the eleventh grade."
"Our passion is our strength."
"Adrienne is the only woman I will ever love." {aawwww.....lucky witch

j/k!!! she IS lucky though

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