Removed from the park

[Robo]

If the three o'clock parade starts at three, what time do the renters show up?

at least 7 days late ...

Go Tink!

Now, that's a great retort!

 

[Robo]

ROBO:

I have been sitting reading this whole thread - you are getting a bad rep! I have been LOL and DH thinks I am now nuts

I'll be here all week.
Don't forget to tip your waitress.

(Try the veal.)







(And thanks, Madi's Mom!)

 

[WeluvDisney2]

On our first trip in Dec. we saw (finally) 3 Pop Warner families removed from ASSport

Ahem, Sorry, I've just never seen it written that way... wait, I'm not going to be escorted off the Disboards am I?

 

[twoeeyy]

sorry if this has been mentioned, but I did not read thru all of the pages. Wasn't it in the early 80's that someone was refused entry because they had a mohawk. Times have changed now, I see people with all different colored hair, piercing's. tattoo's etcc.. ( and for the record I like all the ' weird ' stuff )

 

[WeluvDisney2]

Your wish is granted (you should have wished for something useful like a million bucks!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq07fejwOXY&feature=related

That is GREAT! Thanks Wall E!!

 

[kait13]

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[Disney Padawan]

I'm a drummer and I rent, so where does that leave me!?!

 

[Timon_n_Pumba]

ahhh I've been searching my brain.. who is it?!

I believe they may be referring to (former) New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's "friend"...

Correct?

 

[Macca1111]

Your wish is granted (you should have wished for something useful like a million bucks!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq07fejwOXY&feature=related

Fabulous, I'm so glad you posted that. I love this thread, lots of good laughs.

Edited to add: You know what's entirely wrong? I love that Mickey and Minnie shirt...freakin hilarious. The things you learn on the dis...

 

[AnastasiaTremaine]

TASING?! In the Magic Kingdom? Are these people on crack or something? I mean, you're in the Happiest Place on Earth; how do you get so riled up that you need to be tased?!! That's just ridiculous.

Oh, and to the folks who were questioning Disney's kindness in "offering" a shirt to scantily clad 'ladies' entering the park...I'm sure the only thing they were offering was the opportunity for the offenders to *buy* a shirt to cover up with so they could pass the pearly gates of Mouse. I hope they're not rewarding trashiness with free clothing, anyway!

 

[lagoona gator]

Millie,not sure if it is the right picture you was looking for, but if you google "bri-chan smile" under the images tab you can find the picture that sounds like what your asking about

 

[Robo]

Millie,not sure if it is the right picture you was looking for, but if you google "bri-chan smile" under the images tab you can find the picture that sounds like what your asking about

to the DISboards, lagoona gator!

 

[seashoreCM]

TASING?! In the Magic Kingdom? Are these people on crack or something? I mean, you're in the Happiest Place on Earth; how do you get so riled up that you need to be tased?!! That's just ridiculous.!

Maybe Buzz Lightyear needs to join the security force.

Grade school child with broken arm: "Could you sign my cast please?"
Buzz: "Just one moment" (pulls out laser gun and turns to unruly teen nearby)
Teen: "Don't tase me, bro' "
(sound from gun) clickety click clickety click
Teen: (falsetto voice echoing under the awning outside where Timekeeper use to be) "Oww Hoo! Oww! Ahh! Oww!"

(For you Bostonians, some words above taken from the Howie Carr show, also anyone can listen 3-7 EDT weekdays via wrko.com)

When we moved out of our first apartment (many moons ago), we took the light bulbs with us, cuz-DUH-we had paid for them....The landlord was not so happy about that and took it out of our deposit. We were dillholes and honestly thought we were entitled to our lightbulbs.

You could have saved and put back the old ones. Or were there not enough of you to do that come move out day (joke)?

 

[maxiesmom]

Maybe Buzz Lightyear needs to join the security force.

Grade school child with broken arm: "Could you sign my cast please?"
Buzz: "Just one moment" (pulls out laser gun and turns to unruly teen nearby)
Teen: "Don't tase me, bro' "
(sound from gun) clickety click clickety click
Teen: Oww Hoo! Oww! Oww!

(For you Bostonians, some words above taken from the Howie Carr show, also anyone can listen 3-7 EDT weekdays via wrko.com)

Have you heard the latest idea? To make guns illegal, but give us all tasers. I'm not kidding! Can you just see us all at Disney? There would be more people on the ground screaming in pain then there would be walking around!

CM #1--Why did you taser this woman?
Guest--She came up to the parade at the last minute and blocked my view!

CM #2--Why did you taser this couple?
Guest--They had their 12 yr old in a stroller, and that is child abuse! They didn't know they were scaring their child, so I taserd them to teach them a lesson!

The tasering opportunities at Disney World are limitless!

 

[lagoona gator]

Thanks for the welcome Robo. And if you'll let me I would be honored to be one of your *peeps* (a very LARGE one as I'm 6'5") and I'm even willing to be the day off relief 'cover your back' person.

 

[GazerBeam]

TASING?! In the Magic Kingdom? Are these people on crack or something? I mean, you're in the Happiest Place on Earth; how do you get so riled up that you need to be tased?!!

Can't believe tasing was mentioned and nobody has said this (or I missed it):

Don't tase me, Mickey!

(Yeah, I know, that joke is sooo 2007)

GB

 

[Robo]

Thanks for the welcome Robo. And if you'll let me I would be honored to be one of your *peeps* (a very LARGE one as I'm 6'5") and I'm even willing to be the day off relief 'cover your back' person.

The "peeps posse" is in the growth mode.

I'm feeling safer by-the-minute!!

 

[lagoona gator]

Have you heard the latest idea? To make guns illegal, but give us all tasers. I'm not kidding! Can you just see us all at Disney? There would be more people on the ground screaming in pain then there would be walking around!

CM #1--Why did you taser this woman?
Guest--She came up to the parade at the last minute and blocked my view!

CM #2--Why did you taser this couple?
Guest--They had their 12 yr old in a stroller, and that is child abuse! They didn't know they were scaring their child, so I taserd them to teach them a lesson!

The tasering opportunities at Disney World are limitless!

Or how about the ever popular "WHY did you taser your brother young man? And the answer? 'He started it'

 

[maxiesmom]

Or how about the ever popular "WHY did you taser your brother young man? And the answer? 'He started it'

So true!!!

People wouldn't even make it to the park gate, the busses would be filled with kids screaming in pain! (Not laughing at the kids screaming, but at the fact that you couldn't even make it to the parks....sad that I even have to try to explain, but with people nowadays...).

 

[lagoona gator]

Only have to explain to those without 2 or more kids