Reading, seeing and hearing

[sheridac]

I would guess Bullwinkle, but you would make a good Nell

JW~

I think you will have to be on ignore until I see a note from Mark.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Haley... THE HAPPYHAUNTS LOVE THIS TOO. WE LOVE EDWARD GOREY!!!!

A friggin' genius!!!!!!!

My very favourite letter of that alphabet is:

"N is for Neville who died of ennui"!!!!!!!!!!

I can relate. I think.

I think if anything could kill me it would be ennui.

Do you have any other favourites of his?

 

[Grammyof2]

I have guano. On the 3rd floor. And the bat guy could smell it. I don't smell anything.

And this is going to be very expensive. Imagine your house covered with chutes coming out, cause I am getting that.

But the bats have rights. Who knew. It is bat nursing season. There is a season for that, and it is now till August. And bats are protected.

So they are coming tommorrow to spray really stinky stuff on the 2nd and 3rd floor. Then they will come back in 6 weeks and do it again. Then when nursing season is over I will get a very expensive full house exclusion. And repairs to the outside of the house. Cause we haven't done that yet. How many mortgages can you have. Chappie, I may need you.

He said I was lucky cause in a really old house like mine sometimes the bats have been there for over 150 years. I am real lucky they haven't been there that long. Why don't I feel happy.

hooP I want you to be my bat guy. He wasn't cute and he was obsessed with his hair. If I was the bat guy I wouldn't even have hair. And he didn't wear a costume, he wore a uniform. And he was really happy, if you know what I mean. Who wouldn't be if they could smell guano.

 

[HaleyB]

Haley... THE HAPPYHAUNTS LOVE THIS TOO. WE LOVE EDWARD GOREY!!!!

A friggin' genius!!!!!!!

My very favourite letter of that alphabet is:

"N is for Neville who died of ennui"!!!!!!!!!!

I can relate. I think.

I think if anything could kill me it would be ennui.

Do you have any other favourites of his?

Z is for Zelda who drank too much gin.

That one is good too but I agree, ennui is the best way to go.

We love all his books, they are hard to find sometimes.

The Object Lesson

Ever seen this web site? Makes want to spend momey...

http://www.goreydetails.net/home.php

 

[HaleyB]

Last edited by Grammyof2 : Today at 04:16 PM. Reason: I need to light a candle to mask the smell of guano

Bats eat bugs. I love bats. I want bats to come live in my backyard, even. Cause they eat bugs.

My italic button is stuck.

 

[Grammyof2]

I have around 5 or 6 hundred. How many you want?

Come and get them. They are free. Just don't touch the nursing mothers

 

[HaleyB]

I have around 5 or 6 hundred. How many you want?

Come and get them. They are free. Just don't touch the nursing mothers

Did you say 100"s? Never mind. Can you hear them at night? But on the plus side, I bet you don't have too many bugs (unless they are the kind that eat other things).

I always heard you could smoke them out. Might be fun to try.

 

[Grammyof2]

Did you say 100"s? Never mind. Can you hear them at night? But on the plus side, I bet you don't have too many bugs (unless they are the kind that eat other things).

I always heard you could smoke them out. Might be fun to try.

Have you ever been to NJ? We are the mosquito capital of the world. They are the state bird. I got millions of bugs and apparently around 550 bats, that are mating and nursing. By August I might be a tourist attraction.

Picking the crop and heading upstairs right now. Might need to send an intervention.

 

[HaleyB]

lol, I am talking to Grammy on two threads at the same time. Talent.

 

[sheridac]

I have guano. On the 3rd floor. And the bat guy could smell it. I don't smell anything.

And this is going to be very expensive. Imagine your house covered with chutes coming out, cause I am getting that.

But the bats have rights. Who knew. It is bat nursing season. There is a season for that, and it is now till August. And bats are protected.

So they are coming tommorrow to spray really stinky stuff on the 2nd and 3rd floor. Then they will come back in 6 weeks and do it again. Then when nursing season is over I will get a very expensive full house exclusion. And repairs to the outside of the house. Cause we haven't done that yet. How many mortgages can you have. Chappie, I may need you.

He said I was lucky cause in a really old house like mine sometimes the bats have been there for over 150 years. I am real lucky they haven't been there that long. Why don't I feel happy.

hooP I want you to be my bat guy. He wasn't cute and he was obsessed with his hair. If I was the bat guy I wouldn't even have hair. And he didn't wear a costume, he wore a uniform. And he was really happy, if you know what I mean. Who wouldn't be if they could smell guano.

Gram~

There are no bats in the faerie ring and you are welcome anytime. On the plus side, I am fastly and furiously searching for a hot replacement bat guy for you. Did you say I have until August??

 

[paslea_pooh]

Last edited by HaleyB : Today at 05:17 PM. Reason: ADD post- The Object Lesson is another fun book

Etu Brute?

Since when do we use the Edit for Editing purposes??? I'm already in charge of research. I need to Police the use of the Edit now?????

SNAP OUT OF IT PEOPLE !!!!

Same rules, different thread. Haley and Horsey these dunce caps are for you. They are made of concrete. It's what the Vikings wore. I feel it's only fitting.

LY/MI

I have to go google Guano. What in the name of all that is Holy, is Guano?? I suspect I'm gonna need a fanny pack for this one.

 

[HaleyB]

Bat poo Pooh.

 

[sheridac]

Last edited by Grammyof2 : Today at 05:33 PM. Reason: How much smoke do they need? Google that shridac

Grammy, it's Miss Wikipedia. Get it straight.

 

[HaleyB]

See they do sell it...

 

[MOMOFMNM]

HI GUYS

I am in a phunk or is it funk?? today

finals, graduations, last week of school....someone just set my hair on fire and put it out with kerosene will ya??

good grief


I don't even have anything witty to say today

and can barely muster up enough strength to give chappie his mad love today


but I'll try

((slap))


its a small one chap

sorry

I gotta work on that today




DOES ANYONE KNOW WHY A KID COUGHS ALL NIGHT BUT NEVER DURING THE DAY?????????????????

my dd coughs all night I have to REALLY give her Nyquil (just a little) and even that was not working last night

I have not slept in a month...I worry about her all night when she coughs


do you guys have any suggestions????

besides a Jack n coke???

cuz she aint 21 and that would put ME under for a week


thanks

 

[pongoperdigirl]

Every time I hear (or read) the word guano...all I can think of is Ace Venture: When Nature Calls

 

[LaLa]

I have to go google Guano. What in the name of all that is Holy, is Guano?? I suspect I'm gonna need a fanny pack for this one.

Paslea, didn't ya ever see Ace Ventura? Or as DS calls it "Ace Adventure"


Ace: Mmm, this fruit paste is delicious and the pottery is lovely.

Ouda: It's made from guano.

Ace: Guano! Why's that sounding so familiar?
[Ace starts licking the remains of the fruit paste from the bottom of the bowl]

Fulton Greenwall: Bat droppings!
[Ace drops the bowl spitting the remains of the paste and wiping off his tongue]

Fulton Greenwall: Guano is their main raw material, they're using it to made a lot of things in the village.

Ace: Yuuuuummie!

 

[HaleyB]

PolyMM is it a dry little cough? Could be allergies...

 

[sheridac]

Every time I hear (or read) the word guano...all I can think of is Ace Venture: When Nature Calls

Pongo~

What is this I hear about a cassoulet??

 

[Grammyof2]

what kind of smoking is required? I might be interested in that. .

Get behind the shed