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[firstmickey]

My advice is feed them sugar AND lock THEM up. tee hee

Duct tape works well too.




I'm just sayin'.

 

[LaLa]

Okay people. Let's have some fun.

Let's play Name What is So Important In That Purse That He Feels The Need To Round First Base With It.

I'll go first.

Jelly donuts. Lots of Jelly donuts. And maybe just a few Tots. For later.

OR it COULD BE...

Michael Jackson's other white glove

Monica Lewinsky's dress

MaryRhoda's REAL secret to Off The Shizang Character Meet n Greets

The Weather Channel's formal bid to make June 1 a national holiday and name it High Ratings Day.

That gross toenail clipping they found in Elvis's orange shag carpet

Mel's Toxic Muffin recipe

The script for the final episode of LOST

ZZUB (Caught ya skimmin)

and last but certainly not least....

MY LIFE SINCE I FOUND THIS STINKIN BOARD



BOOya Baby

 

[hooP]

hooP, you are my morning laugh. Almost every morning.

Thanks jamal, people always said I was funny looking and thats without making weird faces or wearing masks. Whatever I could do the brighten up your day. I would stand on my head if I had to.

Go Hoopie Go Hoopie Go Hoopie Go Hoopie.

You make me wanna LaLa. Thanks LaLa, you have inspired me to keep on with the rhyme, and that borg sista ain't no crime.

Group hug, jumping, laughing, crying, screaming, skipping hand in hand.

Grammy you are the ambassador of quan.

hoopster (or poet, hi),.

I ain't no poet but I like to speak in rhyme, at least some of the time.

hooP - Princess Fiona.......she's my fav.... .

Ogres are people too except for when they're mean

In interesting day of reflection amongst this motley band of Vikings. So many warm, kind words, that it hard to believe that this many truly good, funny people randomly came together on an internet message board (and thank goodness for Al Gore for inventing it, right ZZUB?) I'm off right now for a couple of hours to watch my 6-year old daughter perform her cheerleading routine learned after only 1 week of camp (yeah, yeah, they start 'em early here in the South -- what can I say?) I had been viewing this as somewhat of a chore on this Friday afternoon, when I should be in the office working, but now, thanks to the thoughts conveyed here today, I'm sure I'll be watching with a big smile on my face, and a happy (and grateful) thought in my heart. 'Course if I see any balloons, I know I'm going to lose it, thanks to Mel, but that's a risk I'm willing to take. Y'all may be a bunch of nuts, but apparently, y'all fell from the same good tree. .

All I can say is FACT not FICTION. MEL, ZUBB, JAMAL, HORSEY

I HAVE BEEN TO SOME CHURCH SERVICES THAT HAVE NOT EVEN COME CLOSE TO MOVING ME THE WAY YOU GUYS DID TODAY. THANKS FOR BYPASSING MY FEEBLE BRAIN AND SPEAKING TO MY HEART SPIRIT AND SOUL. MY PRAYERS AND LOVE ARE WITH YOU AND ALL THAT ARE OF KINDRED SPIRIT

 

[horsegirl]

Sorry Horsey and others, I will go back to lurking.

For the love of dramatics, stop it. I am just teasing. I thought you were one of my friends....i have mistaken you. sorry.

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

Just wanted to pop in to let you all know that the deadline to make ressies for the Aug/Sep MYW Free Dining offer has been extended through June 25th. So, there is still time to book!

Another happy day post!!!

Steph.......you're the best!

I was working working working it to see if I can come to the meet. DH has a certificate for free air. I needed someone I know to go with me, girl's weekend. My girlfriend called me tonight and said she couldn't commit for to book by Sunday deadline. Crash. Everything went south. Not literally!
I was so sad and confused. What was I going to do to meet my cyber buddies.

Now I have more time to plan and dazzle never-been-to-disney-before-girlfriend with everything we can do, plus meet. And more time to butter up DH!

Stay tuned kids, I'm working on it!

I think Disney heard we were having a meet, and are giving us who cannot get it together more time!!

Walt is smiling from above. He approves!

 

[javamom]

Another happy day post!!!

Steph.......you're the best!

Now I have more time to plan and dazzle never-been-to-disney-before-girlfriend with everything we can do, plus meet. And more time to butter up DH!

Stay tuned kids, I'm working on it!

I think Disney heard we were having a meet, and are giving us who cannot get it together more time!!

Walt is smiling from above. He approves!

Glad I could help!

 

[Shelby5514]

It won't let me post just a smilie.

Testing, testing, is this thing on?

 

[em'smom]

PolyJenJen.....I also need to know what type of bag you want. Do you want Monogram Canvas, Murakami, Denim, what???

Gucci, Coach, LV only, can I have some hints....cause I have some stuff in mind.

I am a few pages behind but I need to respond to this!!!

PongoJenn, are you giving away some of your bags? If you are cleaning out the closet, I am in for a handmedown purse. I have no shame, and I have no cool purse. The best I have is a Coach wallet that was a gift from my sis for my 30th.

 

[HaleyB]

I don't know if anyone will find this funny. I do....

Maybe you should have been there, cause it was hilarious. It may not be as funny now. But just picture it…maybe it will be funny.

Smooth. Very smooth.

That is too funny. I just did a Lala. Now my dog is looking at me funny.

 

[em'smom]

And I want to add that you all made me do the snotty ugly cry.

I consider you all my friends, even though I rarely post, or go for coffee.
And I am another one who will not be at the Maelstrom Meet, but will be home waiting for the trip report and photos that will follow.

I love you all and look forward to hearing more from you. Even if I don't get any PM's and Emails.

You know I had to bring it back to me cryin and b**chin for attention, right?!

 

[HaleyB]

First of all, I totally agree. When I was in like 2nd grade my mom got me a penpal. We STILL write to eachother after all these years, and we have NEVER met! You don't have to meet face to face to be friends!

Second of all...


My advice is feed them sugar AND lock THEM up. tee hee

This is why I like to refer to experts. Brilliant.

Shhhh... do you hear that? Me either. I think they might have crashed

 

[jamal]

Nighttime shout out!!! It's been a high seas kind of day on our Viking ship!! Sleep well, Maelstromers, especially our little Sheridac.

Jamal

 

[javamom]

Nighttime shout out!!! It's been a high seas kind of day on our Viking ship!! Sleep well, Maelstromers, especially our little Sheridac.

Jamal

heh... nvm

 

[HaleyB]

All caught up on TR's now I think. No wait Rhonda said she was working on hers tonight...

Well gives me something to look forward too (aside from making pancakes for all the wee ones that I am sure will be up at the crack of dawn).

I am finding it difficult to avoid the chit chat over there, on the TR board. So please excuse my extreamly dull posts. I may just resort to posting this over there:

Present

 

[HaleyB]

Night night everyone
Sweet dreams

 

[sdy]

say it (the title...look closer) real fast.
it'll make you giggle, i promise(ish).

i've not caught up on allllllllllll the pages cuz i've been workin'.
so hard that i'm just now getting home from said work(in').
and my day started at 8a (at the office).
it's now 2:30a.
you do the math.
i'm too tired.

basically, just a whiny post.
i'll take sympathy wherever i can get it.

who knew i was so cheap?

bah.

goodnight.
or would that be good morning???

i'll settle for the first, and leave the ayem shout outs to my beloved Sher(idac!!!!).

Horsey, this is for you....
because it looks suspiciously like mojo.

And this is for the collective you:

which of you didn't claim your skivvies (esp. the red thong...ahem)???

 

[kpk89]

Good morning all,

You are all a fastpass.

That's all I have to say.

Proceed with your morning coffee.

Have this to go with it.

Off to Piper's very first gymnastics meet today.

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

Mornin' Everyone!

We must have a bunch of very tired Readers this morning for me to be the second post.

sdy - you don't count 'cause in my mind 2:20a was yesterday!

Here's a little something for y'all to munch on to wake you up!

Have a great Saturday.

 

[MOMOFMNM]

good morning and thanks guys


I just gained 10 pounds by looking at those pics and now need to borrow
sids bloomers


great.

I was going to go to the pool today in my sz 4 white string bikini, but I just Osmosified a jellyroll and some Tim food

 

[Shelby5514]

Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's off to work I go... Waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



Don't rack up too many pages today....it's Saturday for cripes sake...go do something!!!



See ya...