gerribon
We're all DYSFUNCTIONAL......GET OVER IT!!!
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- Jul 12, 2004
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sheridac said:Hey Gerri!!!!
Welcome to the insanity!!!!![]()
Thank you.......

sheridac said:Hey Gerri!!!!
Welcome to the insanity!!!!![]()

horsegirl said:Anyone got a laugh for a little baby horse?
The Sandal Pledge
... I pledge to follow The Rules
when I wear sandals and other open-toe shoes:
I promise to always wear sandals that fit. My toes will not hang over
and touch the ground, nor will my heels spill over the backs. And the sides
and tops of my feet will not pudge out between the straps.
I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish fresh, intact and chip-free.
I will not cheat and just touch up my big toe.
I will not sport French tip on my toes if my toenail is black...there
ain't a pink in the world that can change the color of a black toenail, and
that just isn't cute!
I will sand down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and yellow.
I will shave the hairs off my big toe.
I won't wear pantyhose even if my misinformed girlfriend, coworker, mother,
sister tells me the toe seam really will stay under my toes if I tuck it there.
If a strap breaks, I won't duct-tape, pin, glue or tuck it back in to place
hoping it will stay put. I will get my shoe fixed or toss it.
I will not live in corn denial; rather I will lean on my good friend Dr. Scholl's if my feet need him.
I will resist the urge to buy jelly shoes at Payless for the low, low price of $4.99 even if my feet are small enough to fit into the kids'sizes. This is out of concern for my safety, and the safety of others. No one can walk properly when standing in a pool of sweat, and I would hate to take someone down with me as I fall and break my ankle.
I will take my toe ring off toward the end of the day if my toes swell and begin to look likeVienna sausages.
I will be brutally honest with my girlfriend/sister/coworker when she asks me if her feet are too ugly to wear sandals. Someone has to tell her that her toes look like they've been dragged behind her car on the way to work and no sandal in the world is going to make her feet look good.
I will promise if I wear flip flops, that I will ensure they actually flip and flop, making the correct noise while walking and I will swear NOT to slide or drag my feet while wearing them.
I will promise to throw away any white/off-white sandals that show signs of
wear...nothing is tackier than dirty white sandals...


AshClan said:Thanks for the shoutouts. But, Sher, babe, YOU'RE ON VACATION. Sleep in a little for goodness sake!
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I can see how you would have made that mistake.Grammyof2 said:If anyone is using my answers, it seems one wasn't a math question. The answer is January

Grammyof2 said:I want to fit in those leather pants![]()
