Reading, seeing and hearing Part 2

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horsegirl said:
Anyone got a laugh for a little baby horse?

Don't know how funny this is...cause now I have some cleaning to do, but it looks like my dog had some fun of his own last night....

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Kitty! Chappie (MIA dude), Sher!!!!!!!!, Horseybaby, Joe, La2, Rhonda , Em's Mom, Grammy, Hauntie, Pongo, Tink, Java, Shelby, Brandt, 2IAB, Kim, SNAP, Susan, Donna, Minnie, Frinkles, MommyP, NMarie, NAB , MSG, ODG, H2O, PMM, Minnie, YAK, spectrum-turbo (I’ll have to share my Christmas dog story someday), MarkyMark , Lou (is that your real name?), Ed (crusin), Master G (talk to Johnny yet?), hooP , ZZUB, Pooh, DisneyMommyM, Pooh2, Plutopants, Jamal, Mr. Silly (lurker), Sid (Ninja), dpan (may I call you that?), connersmom, Mrs Lou, and anyone I might have forgotten.

Have a yellow day my friends!

LY/MI
 

Good morning, stromers. In the interest of happy feet (and eyes) everywhere, I'd like you all to raise your big toes and say this with me:

The Sandal Pledge
... I pledge to follow The Rules
when I wear sandals and other open-toe shoes:

I promise to always wear sandals that fit. My toes will not hang over
and touch the ground, nor will my heels spill over the backs. And the sides
and tops of my feet will not pudge out between the straps.

I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish fresh, intact and chip-free.
I will not cheat and just touch up my big toe.

I will not sport French tip on my toes if my toenail is black...there
ain't a pink in the world that can change the color of a black toenail, and
that just isn't cute!

I will sand down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and yellow.

I will shave the hairs off my big toe.

I won't wear pantyhose even if my misinformed girlfriend, coworker, mother,
sister tells me the toe seam really will stay under my toes if I tuck it there.

If a strap breaks, I won't duct-tape, pin, glue or tuck it back in to place
hoping it will stay put. I will get my shoe fixed or toss it.

I will not live in corn denial; rather I will lean on my good friend Dr. Scholl's if my feet need him.

I will resist the urge to buy jelly shoes at Payless for the low, low price of $4.99 even if my feet are small enough to fit into the kids'sizes. This is out of concern for my safety, and the safety of others. No one can walk properly when standing in a pool of sweat, and I would hate to take someone down with me as I fall and break my ankle.

I will take my toe ring off toward the end of the day if my toes swell and begin to look likeVienna sausages.

I will be brutally honest with my girlfriend/sister/coworker when she asks me if her feet are too ugly to wear sandals. Someone has to tell her that her toes look like they've been dragged behind her car on the way to work and no sandal in the world is going to make her feet look good.

I will promise if I wear flip flops, that I will ensure they actually flip and flop, making the correct noise while walking and I will swear NOT to slide or drag my feet while wearing them.

I will promise to throw away any white/off-white sandals that show signs of
wear...nothing is tackier than dirty white sandals...


Disclaimer: Those of you who have posted pics of your feet appear to be upholding the pledge. Just don't want you thinkin' I'm hatin' your feet. Cuz I'm not.
 
Morning all!

The answers in no particular order are

1) the square root of 2687

2) route 66

3) French toast

4) the Easter bunny

5) we have the moon, we don't need the stars

6) the summer of 42
 
Thanks for the shoutouts. But, Sher, babe, YOU'RE ON VACATION. Sleep in a little for goodness sake!

Me, I slept til 8:00 or so. Then got back to work chopping and mixing for the FINAL graduation party (4th in 3 weeks) of the summer. And, no, it's not my party. Why, then, have I been working so hard (including the 3 hours of frying eggplant yesterday....)? Well, my friend (the hostess) had emergency gallbladder surgery about 3 weeks ago, and the invites had already gone out for this party. So, we're all trying to help out as much as possible. My eggplant parm and broccoli salad are making command performances. They usually aren't seen anyplace but MY house.

Anyway, Pongo, thanks for adding your link. I'm going to check out the blog shortly. Hope your fluffernutter french toast was yummy this morning (still sounds gross to me.....)

Gerri, meant to say welcome to you yesterday, but forgot in all the shuffle. It's so nice to see you here! Married to Lou....you must laugh a lot. I also suspect you're going straight to heaven. (No offense, Lou. Y'know I love ya)

2, the dog pics are hilarious. And Kimmie, love the pledge. ITA. Glad our strommin ladies appear to be well acquainted with the rules. I just had my 4th pedicure of the "summer" a few days ago! Love 'em.

I have a whole 90 minutes before I have to start getting ready to go out. I'm going to catch up with some TRs and Blogs!!! :woohoo:
 
AshClan said:
Thanks for the shoutouts. But, Sher, babe, YOU'RE ON VACATION. Sleep in a little for goodness sake!
:woohoo:

Ash~

Please. I am not deluded. Well. Kind of. But not about vacationing.

Do you reallly think I would choose The Rubber City as my vacation destination????
 
If anyone is using my answers, it seems one wasn't a math question. The answer is January
 
Grammyof2 said:
If anyone is using my answers, it seems one wasn't a math question. The answer is January
I can see how you would have made that mistake.
 
GREASE

Brusha,brusha brusha

My typewriter is defective

Gotta love grease!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I watched Grease 2 last night. I love that movie! :teeth:

tonight we bowl.

ketchup, there's never any ketchup


I wanna cooooooooollll rider! I want a rider that's cool! :teeth:
 
Seems I was wrong again about #1 - the answer is the state capital of Maine.

What kind of question is it anyway :confused3
 
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