Raul needs a caption

[yardhaunter]

OK, gang - here's the deal...
It seems that someone managed to nab a photo or two at the First Official Disney Friday Night Contemporary Pin Trading Meet. Yep, a true historic moment.
Problem is, we've got a photo here that is in dire need of a caption, and We here at The Haunted Yard believe that with all the talent on this board, that shoudn't be a problem.
So I'll start out, and you beat my caption. Whoever makes me think that their caption is better than mine will win an actual No Prize from The Haunted Yard.

Ok? Sharpen up those pencils, and spit out that paste. Here's the photo.... GO!

I once caught a pin THIS big.

 

[GotAnyPins]

Not me...I'm not even going there..

Donna

 

[chef's wife]

.....I swear the bosom on this red-headed baudy wench was about YEAH big!!"

 

[oneohone]

once I looked in the mirror and saw my head was this big. No joke!

Lady Crystal

 

[MeanLaureen]

Oh Girlfriend! That lanyard is just to DIE FOR!! Wherever did you get it dahhhling?? I simply MUST have one!

Just shows you that those boas are going to his head!

 

[Mickey7811]

I AM SURE HE IS SAYING

"THOSE ARE NICE."

DARLENE

 

[Raulandpinboy]

What I was really saying was

You hold your son-in-law with this hand, and with the other hand you keep smackin him while yelling at him... you will marry my daughter do you hear me mister.

Thats what I was saying

I could do the right thing here and now, by saying you hold Mean Laureen with one hand, and with the other you give her your lanyard with all of your hard to find pins on it, with the exception of the wet paint pin, that one you send to AZJazzyJ because he really really wants that one. but since I want her to be happy with my post I'll pose for a picture in some underoos, which by the way I'm still partial to Ninja Turtles and Barbie.

Cause I just love Mean Laureen and when exactly are you coming down because I really can't wait. I've been sleeping in the AirTran terminal just waiting for your arrival


Am I dead yet...... how bout now...... okay now then.

 

[MeanLaureen]

 

[Raulandpinboy]

I have to admit - I bow down to the Goddess of the Collector's board. I am no match for Mean Laureen

 

[yardhaunter]

Really cool attempt-to-post VS. edit-what-you-say match and all that, but they aren't winning captions.

 

[Mickey527]

I know Raul and I know what he is saying in this photo....


Pat a cake, Pat a cake, bakers man......


Peggie

 

[mermie]

"Okay! I will give you a Mickey for President if you take me to Austrailia..."

~Lady Heather

 

[mermie]

"I swear I didn't do it! It must have been Malcolm!"

 

[yardhaunter]

MORE CAPTIONS!!!!!

So, did everyone give up?
No one wants a noprize?

 

[yardhaunter]

So here's the deal: I am close to awarding the official
TheHauntedYard NoPrize.
I'd like more captions to judge from, and I know there are
lots of creative folks out there. HEY PEOPLE!
I've seen the songs you write - I KNOW what you can do.

Help me out, and take your opportunity to help make Sir Eddie contribute more humor via his photo caption.
He won't mind, honest

...Soon.... soon, indeed.

 

[buggin']

Heres my go at it...

...Now, this is how you do it, you look for a small opening in the bushes, then you get down on your hands & knees & you crawl. If youre crawling the right way, youll make it to Australia.
When you get there, dont forget to send everyone a Wallaby. You DO know what a Wallaby is, dont you?

Buggin'
Amber

Yardhaunter...I know that wasnt creative, but I tried.

 

[mermie]

"You see, there's this Royal court, led by Queen Leslie and they want me to put on a loincloth, so I said 'SURE!'"

 

[Engr-Chas]

He is saying:
"If you look closely, you can see the imprint of my holy grail burned into each hand!"

The woman replies:
"but those look like friction burns from...got to go!"

Engr-Chas
Lord of the Dead

 

[ismetoo]

Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a pin offa my lanyard! Nuthin' up my sleeve....

 

[yardhaunter]

This just in...
...official Haunted Yard No-Prize to be awarded on Sunday...