Post Here If U Are Bored & Want To Say Somethin

[justliketink]

Renpener, it's a good thing you posted the Why God Made Moms, because this mom was about to (fill in the blank) after the fart joke!

 

[Renpener]

ok, that was weird. If anyone wants to know what "(fill in the blank)" is... well, you better not know because we don't know much about justliketink's (fill in the blank)

 

[justliketink]

Better not to know...

 

[PirateGhostShip]

OMG!!!! PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN TWO DEAD MANS CHEST COMES OUT JULY 7th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :: :
(I was doing this in rl!)

 

[marypops!]

2 things:

1. my sister is ill with this virus which makes her be sick alot so all she can do is lay about and watch TV and it's out half term this week so we have no school and she might miss what we are doing over the week

2. i've been on the disney website and found out the american little einsteins sing better then the UK's which is cool

 

[PirateGhostShip]

I have to hand it to u marypops, u truely had something random to say. i almost had trouble following it until i realized that this was a random blurt out site...that i made.

 

[marypops!]

thanks and also i want that disney fairies book "fairy dust and the quest for the egg" just read the first couple of chapters on the website and i want to find out what prilla's talent is

 

[Dragonlord11_7]

(Just make sure you're looking at the entire picture and you'll find him fast..!! Remember, when you read the following, the key word, "between" the beans!)





Coffee Beans - Read this First!!!

Find the man between the coffee beans.

Doctors have concluded that if you find the man in 3 seconds that your
Right half of your brain is better developed than most people. If you
find the man between 3 seconds and one minute, then your right half of
the brain is developed normally. If you find the man between one minute
and 3 minutes, then the right half of your brain is functioning slowly
and You need to eat more protein. If you have not found the man after 3
minutes your right half of your brain is a mess, and the only advice is
to look more for these types of exercises to make that part of the brain
stronger.

The man really is there.

In fact, once you find him, you cannot miss him afterwards





Click on the pic to see a better view!

LOL, saw him!! Very funny!

 

[Dragonlord11_7]

2 things:

1. my sister is ill with this virus which makes her be sick alot so all she can do is lay about and watch TV and it's out half term this week so we have no school and she might miss what we are doing over the week

2. i've been on the disney website and found out the american little einsteins sing better then the UK's which is cool

Truly, truly random...

 

[Loves Disney]

Warning: Very DIS-gusting joke about farts

An old man and his wife have gone to bed.
After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,"Seven Points."

His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "It's fart football!"

A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says -
"Touchdown, tie score!"

After about five minutes the old man farts again and says -
"Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7!"

Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, -
"Touchdown, tie score!"
Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says -
"Fieldgoal, I lead 17 to 14!"

Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he poops the bed.

The wife looks and says, "What the heck was that?"

The old man replied, "Half-time, Switch sides!"

Okay, my brain is now scarred thanks to you!!! I knew I should have stopped reading but it was like one of those train wrecks were you didn't want to see it but you couldn't look away!!! Oh gosh that joke is disgusting!!!! LOL!!

 

[marypops!]

just some random thing i said in another thread

was on the disney website today because i was found and found out the american little einsteins sounds better then the UK's which is cool

 

[PirateGhostShip]

I Love Disney Pins!! Espeicaly Pirates Of The Caribbean Ones. I Am Writing Everything In Caps. Bc I Am So Bored And Ths A Bored Random Site So I Am Wirting In Caps!!! Woot Woot Woot Woot Woot Woot Woot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I Am Really Really Bored

 

[marypops!]

from that comment i made earlier here's it again

http://disney.go.com/disneychannel/playhouse/littleeinsteins/videos/index.html
http://disney.co.uk/DisneyChannel/playhouse/littleeinsteins/videos/index.html

from there click on the little einsteins theme song and listen who sounds better i think the american little einsteins...

 

[jkmj]

people here is a song


bananna phone!! nana bananna phone come down and get your cellular bannanular phone!!

 

[DancerTerryn]

Well now I know.. thank you for clearing that up Bella!! lol

Oh Terryn, you have not learned yet that the Female perspective, is the ONLY perspective!!

 

[*TrixieBella*]

Glad I could enlighten you Terryn to the ways of the world



This is the fairy tale that we should have been
read as little girls!

Once upon a time,
in a land far away,
a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess
happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said:

Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince that I am
and then, my sweet, we can marry
and set up housekeeping in your castle
with my mother,
where you can prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bear my children,
and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.


That night,
as the princess dined sumptuously
on lightly sautéed frog legs
seasoned in a white wine
and onion cream sauce,
she chuckled and thought to herself,
I don't think so!

 

[Loves Disney]

Glad I could enlighten you Terryn to the ways of the world



This is the fairy tale that we should have been
read as little girls!

Once upon a time,
in a land far away,
a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess
happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said:

Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince that I am
and then, my sweet, we can marry
and set up housekeeping in your castle
with my mother,
where you can prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bear my children,
and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.


That night,
as the princess dined sumptuously
on lightly sautéed frog legs
seasoned in a white wine
and onion cream sauce,
she chuckled and thought to herself,
I don't think so!

 

[DancerTerryn]

HILARIOUS!!!! and what would I do without you? you are my guru!! lol

Glad I could enlighten you Terryn to the ways of the world



This is the fairy tale that we should have been
read as little girls!

Once upon a time,
in a land far away,
a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess
happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said:

Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince that I am
and then, my sweet, we can marry
and set up housekeeping in your castle
with my mother,
where you can prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bear my children,
and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.


That night,
as the princess dined sumptuously
on lightly sautéed frog legs
seasoned in a white wine
and onion cream sauce,
she chuckled and thought to herself,
I don't think so!

 

[DancerTerryn]

here are some things to ponder.. these are the questions of the ages!!

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

7. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?

8. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

9. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?

10. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

11. Is there another word for synonym?

12. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

13. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

14. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

15. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

16. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

17. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

18. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

19. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

20. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

21. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

22. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through ugly bank machines?

23. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

24. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

25. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

26. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

27. To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not be able to say it.

28. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

29. The older you get, the better you realize you were.

30. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

31. Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

32. Women like silent men, they think they're listening.

33. Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.

34. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

35. Do pediatricians play miniature golf on Wednesdays?

36. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

37. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

38. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

39. If God dropped acid, would he see people?

40. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

41. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

42. If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

43. If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry?

44. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

45. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?




love these characters!!

 

[DancerTerryn]

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

Drink 'till she's cute, but stop before the wedding

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol

I intend to live forever - so far, so good

I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough!

Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb!

Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States

Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

Televangelists: The Pro Wrestlers of religion.

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...

24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!

If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

Excuses are like ***** everyone's got em and they all stink.

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... so does having no medical insurance.

I really think the Mars Rover is scouting for the next Wal-Mart Superstore site.

Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.

What we could really use is the separation of Bush and state.

Never play strip poker with a nudist, they have nothing to lose.

If you can't read this, you're illiterate.

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.

He who hesitates is boss.

As they say at the Planned Parenthood Clinic, better late than never