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[DancerTerryn]

way too funny.. the 80's were the greatest time!! Like, totally the greatest.. like, omg!!

I was born in '88 so technically I never lived the 80's to the point where I understood what was going on LOL! However, I apply to a great majority of that and now I fear I am living in the wrong generation!!! LOL

That was hilarious!!!

 

[Loves Disney]

I suppose the sad part for me was, I actually read all of it!

 

[appletini]

I can't help it. Unbelievable, totally awesome! It's a train wreck, I want to turn away but at the same time am strangely drawn to it and cannot look away. OMG too funny, too true. Thx for the memories.

"Where have all the good times gone" - come on Van Halen (the REAL Van Halen)

 

[Disneyfan_77]

-walks away and shakes head in shame knowing about ALL that was said-

 

[dippydawg]

You Might Be a child of the 80's if...

You hated Scrappy Doo.

Most annoying cartoon character created EVER!!!!

Scooby Dum, on the other hand...now that guy could act. Very wide range.

 

[*TrixieBella*]

Ok, bad joke coming up but have to say one of my favorites and makes me giggle every time I tell it. Yeah, I know its lame!


If you are American when you go into the bathroom and American when you come out, what are you when you are in there?

EUROPEAN!!!!

 

[Mable]

Ok, bad joke coming up but have to say one of my favorites and makes me giggle every time I tell it. Yeah, I know its lame!


If you are American when you go into the bathroom and American when you come out, what are you when you are in there?

EUROPEAN!!!!

That was funny...

 

[BriarRosie]

way too funny.. the 80's were the greatest time!! Like, totally the greatest.. like, omg!!

Wow, my pre-teen and teenage years were summed up so quickly!

I think you forget to mention acid-washed jeans. I know I would
love to forget those. I had the neon colored clothing, stirrup pants,
and the bad long 80's perm.

I was a high school freshman when Sixteen Candles was released.
John Hughes had pegged my generation quite well.

I really wish I was a commentator on VH1's "I Love the 80s". There
was so much I could have made fun of.

 

[HollyJoy]

Oh Bella... you're a nut!

 

[DancerTerryn]

here's another list.. lol

You know you're a mom when...

You count the sprinkles on each kid's cupcake to make sure they're equal.

You want to take out a contract on the kid who broke your child's favorite toy and made him/her cry.

You have time to shave only one leg at a time.

You hide in the bathroom to be alone.

You child throws up, and you catch it.

Someone else's kid throws up at a party, and you keep eating.

You consider finger paint to be a controlled substance.

You mastered the art of placing large quantities of pancakes and eggs on a plate without anything touching.

Your child insists that you read Once Upon a Potty out loud in the lobby of the doctor's office, or, better yet, in the lobby of a Grand Central Station... and you do it.

You hire a sitter because you haven't been out with your husband in ages, then spend half the night talking about and checking on the kids.

You hope ketchup is a vegetable because it's the only one your child eats.

You cling to the high moral ground on toy weapons, while your child chews his toast into the shape of a gun.

You can't bear the thought of your son's first girlfriend.

You hate the thought of his wife even more.

You donate to charities in the hope that your child won't get that disease.

You find yourself cutting your husband's sandwiches into unusual shapes.

You fast-forward through the scene when the hunter shoots Bambi's mother.

You use your own saliva to clean your child's face.

You obsess when your child clings to you upon parting during his first month at school, then obsess when he skips in without looking back the second time.

You can't bear to give away baby clothes -- it's so final.

You hear your mother's voice coming out of your mouth when you say, "Not in your good clothes!"

You stop criticizing the way your mother raised you.

You read that the average five year old asks 437 questions a day and feel proud that your kid is above average.

You say at least once a day, "I'm not cut out for this job", but you know you wouldn't trade it for anything in the world...

 

[justliketink]

Okay, this will date me....

I remember watching the FIRST MTV video.

I kid you not!

There was no VH1, Fuse or whatever else there is now (I would have to ask my teenagers....)

And the video was....Video Killed the Radio Star!

Of Course!

 

[DancerTerryn]

I remember that too.. and I saw that video as well.. lol

Okay, this will date me....

I remember watching the FIRST MTV video.

I kid you not!

There was no VH1, Fuse or whatever else there is now (I would have to ask my teenagers....)

And the video was....Video Killed the Radio Star!

Of Course!

 

[DancerTerryn]

here's some food for thought

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?

you be the judge

 

[Loves Disney]

Of course!! When compared to women, men are always wrong!!

(I am kidding of course ) LOL!

 

[justliketink]

here's some food for thought

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?

you be the judge

Probably, but sometimes we get surprised!

 

[DancerTerryn]

well there are some female perspectives.. how about some male perspectives.. lol that's funny.. a male perspective.. lol.. like we have perspectives.. lol

 

[*TrixieBella*]

well there are some female perspectives.. how about some male perspectives.. lol that's funny.. a male perspective.. lol.. like we have perspectives.. lol

Oh Terryn, you have not learned yet that the Female perspective, is the ONLY perspective!!

 

[Renpener]

Here are some jokes:

COSTELLO CALLS STORE TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM SALESPERSON ABBOTT:

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den, and I'm thinking about buying a computer.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: No, my name's Lou.
ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.
ABBOTT: What about Windows?
COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?
ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have? ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
ABBOTT: I just did.
COSTELLO: You just did what?
ABBOTT: Recommend something.
COSTELLO: You recommended something?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: For my office?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
ABBOTT: Word.
COSTELLO: What word?
ABBOTT: Word in Office.
COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W."
COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "W" if you don't start with some straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I watch movies on the Internet?
ABBOTT: Yes, you want Real One.
COSTELLO: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I need!
ABBOTT: Real One.
COSTELLO: If it's a long movie, I also want to watch reels 2, 3 and 4.
Can I watch them?
ABBOTT: Of course.
COSTELLO: Great! With what?
ABBOTT: Real One.
COSTELLO: OK, I'm at my computer, and I want to watch a movie. What do I do?
ABBOTT: You click the blue "1".
COSTELLO: I click the blue one what?
ABBOTT: The blue "1".
COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue "W"?
ABBOTT: The blue "1" is Real One and the blue "W" is Word.
COSTELLO: What word?
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: But there are three words in "office for windows"!
ABBOTT: No, just one. But it's the most popular Word in the
world.
COSTELLO: It is?
ABBOTT: Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other Words left.It pretty much wiped out all the other Words out there.
COSTELLO: And that word is real one?
ABBOTT: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One isn't even part of Office.
COSTELLO: STOP! Don't start that again. What about bookkeeping? You have anything for tracking my money?
ABBOTT: Money
COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
ABBOTT: One copy.
COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?
ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!
(A few days later)
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?
ABBOTT: Click on "START" .......

 

[Renpener]

Warning: Very DIS-gusting joke about farts

An old man and his wife have gone to bed.
After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,"Seven Points."

His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "It's fart football!"

A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says -
"Touchdown, tie score!"

After about five minutes the old man farts again and says -
"Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7!"

Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, -
"Touchdown, tie score!"
Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says -
"Fieldgoal, I lead 17 to 14!"

Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he poops the bed.

The wife looks and says, "What the heck was that?"

The old man replied, "Half-time, Switch sides!"

 

[Renpener]

Why G-d Made Moms.


Why G-d made moms" answers given by elementary school
age children to the following questions:

Why did G-d make mothers?

1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did G-d make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and&n bsp;a lot of stirring.
3. G-d made my Mom just the same like he made me.

He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. G-d makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and
everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones.
Then they mostly use string, I think.

Why did G-d give you your mother and not some other Mom?
1. We're related.
2. G-d knew she likes me a lot more than other
people's moms like me.

What kind of little girl was your Mom?
1. My Mom has always been my Mom and none of that
other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my
guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.

What did Mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a
crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say
NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did your Mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world.
And my Mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her
thinking cap on.

Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to
because dad's such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection.
She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot
more to do than dad.

What's the difference between moms and dads?
1. Moms work at work & work at home,
& dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without
scaring them.
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all
the real power 'cause that's who you got
to ask if you want to sleep over at your
friend's.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

What does your Mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your Mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I
think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your Mom, what

would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my
room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it
was my sister who did it and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those
invisible eyes on her back.




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