A 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her
>class, "Which human body part increases to 10 times
>its size when stimulated?"
>
>No one answered until
>little Molly stood up, angry, and said, "You should
>not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm
>going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell
>the principal, and you'll get fired!" She then sat
>back down.
>
>Mrs. Parks ignored her, and asked the question again,
>"Which body part increases to 10 times its size when
>stimulated?"
>
>Little Molly's mouth fell open, and she
>said to those around her, "Boy, is she gonna get in
>big trouble!"
>
>The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the
>class, "Anybody?" Finally, Jimmy stood up, looked
>around nervously, and said, "The body part that
>increases to 10 times its size when stimulated is the
>pupil of the eye." Mrs. . Parks said, "Very good,
>Jimmy."
>
>Then turned to Molly and continued, "As for
>you, young lady, I have three things to say: First,
>you have a dirty mind. Second, you didn't read your
>homework. And third, one day you are going to be VERY,
>VERY disappointed!!!!!!!!!