Pool Crashers

Aight, so I been thinking about this.

It is a "Fort" right? If we are paying to be there then we are members of the "Fort" right?

In the old days when people "invaded" forts, what was the responsibilities of the fort members?

Come on! It could be fun! We would all have a good reason to put on coon skin hats and chase people into the lagoon!

We could invite these guys...
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I'm with you tiggerdad!!!!!! Sound the bugle and rally the troops. We'll run the scoundrels out of town.
 
"Why yes, I'm coming in to go eat at Trails End. Uuuhhh, no, that isn't a cooler of drinks or food...and yes, I always wear my swimming suit and bring my pool float for dinner."

"And yes I always come at 11am for the 4pm show, I want to be first in line!"
 

Maybe we can Rally that Squirrel Mafia?
Woah! Careful there Peg...

Once you get em going you can't guarrantee you can get them stopped. Me and Pluto67 had this discussion before.

Also, I'm pretty sure it violates some treaty somewhere.
 
Woah! Careful there Peg...

Once you get em going you can't guarrantee you can get them stopped. Me and Pluto67 had this discussion before.

Also, I'm pretty sure it violates some treaty somewhere.

In the old days when people "invaded" forts, what was the responsibilities of the fort members?
So are they members or not? Don't they have a stake in the game? I know they would probably prefer to have a Steak in the game, but either way. :)
 
Well, you do have a point. All I'm saying is that I have a love for squirrels, but, when the teeth are chomping and the tails are thrashing...well, you can call em' off.

I'm not suicidal. I'll be on the other side of the Fort.
 
If it can be controlled at Stormalongbay then it can be controlled anywhere. The fact is Disney choose not to


1) SAB is controlled due to size and popularity.
2) If not controlled, there would be no room for resort guests to navigate.
3) People like Lazy Rivers, especially if they do not have to pay for admission.
4) Besides, the cost of the admittance guards is paid by the high room rates of the Deluxe Resort.
5) But, why add upwards of $250,000 (hourly pay, benefits, payroll taxes) per year just for admittance guards for "normal" pools at other resorts?
6) In the end, profit is what maters at Disney, so why reduce it if not necessary.
 


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