PMS in a Handbasket--Don't be afraid, just bring us food...

[tevagirl]

teva, did you know that I'm in a pissy mood and needed laugh?

What's the matter, Tig? You okay?

 

[Tigger&Belle]

What's the matter, Tig? You okay?

For one thing, my headaches have been bad the last couple weeks, in spite of the meds I've been on. I go back to the neurologist this week at least so can discuss with him.

I'm trying to figure out what to do about the May trip. I'm probably not going to go to WDW--really not enough time to pull it together and for me, half of the fun is in the planning. And I'm getting mixed signals from my DH and I don't know if it's the game playing crap that he can do or what. But I wanna go, especially since I don't know how long it will be before I will be able to get down (probably a year) and this would be a good time since Jake has some time off from school! I'm going to make some calls tomorrow and decide for sure. I just couldn't do it with the kids home for spring break.

 

[tevagirl]

OMG! I haven't laughed this hard in a looong time! My stomach hurts!! I am laughing so hard I put myself into a hot flash!!

 

[Tigger&Belle]

I've got to stop laughing....my husband is home.

 

[tevagirl]

I'm still laughing! Can't help it.

 

[Briarmom]

OMG! I haven't laughed this hard in a looong time! My stomach hurts!! I am laughing so hard I put myself into a hot flash!!

If you guys ever need a good read, Jenna Jameson wrote a book called 'How to make Love like a Porn Star' and it is quite good. (not actually a How To book, it is her autobiography)

 

[tevagirl]

And let me tell you...I needed that so badly tonight! So, thanks!

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Glad I could be of service!

For those of you who didn't read the herpes post, here's the link. http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=1088173 In post 12 I forgot the word "not" that I later added in bold . Kind of changed the meaning of the post.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

If you guys ever need a good read, Jenna Jameson wrote a book called 'How to make Love like a Porn Star' and it is quite good. (not actually a How To book, it is her autobiography)

luv, if you read the book you might not want to leave it sitting around the house for your son to see!

 

[tevagirl]

I'm winding down but everytime I think of your pm I start laughing again!

 

[Briarmom]

luv, if you read the book you might not want to leave it sitting around the house for your son to see!

It has some *photos* of Jenna...so when you are reading the book for the PM Thread Bookclub you may want to hide it.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

I'm winding down but everytime I think of your pm I start laughing again!

I'm trying not to think about it, because when I do I start laughing and tears start streaming down my face. I really don't want to explain this one to my DH. Genital herpes?

When I got your PM I think the blood rushed from my face! I sure hurried to that thread!

 

[tevagirl]

I'm trying not to think about it, because when I do I start laughing and tears start streaming down my face. I really don't want to explain this one to my DH. Genital herpes?

Still !

 

[luvmydogs]

At least I know it was NOT genital herpes I got from my mom. Well, I guess I have no idea which simplex it really is... I don't think I'm asking my elderly mom.

ETA...Oops, major typo on my part...now corrected. Thanks teva for pointing that one out. Glad my mother doesn't DIS!

Oh, Lawd, I'm gonna pee!

 

[bigmerle1966]

You two are too funny.

I'm pretty sure fever blisters are caused by having the chicken pox at some point in your life. They are both herpes and once you have gotten the chicken pox the virus is in your body.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Oh, Lawd, I'm gonna pee!

I just about crapped my pants when I got teva's PM asking me if I really got genital herpes from my mom. The color (what little I have in my lily white face ) drained from my face and I quickly checked that thread. I can't believe I left out the "not".

 

[Tigger&Belle]

You two are too funny.

I'm pretty sure fever blisters are caused by having the chicken pox at some point in your life. They are both herpes and once you have gotten the chicken pox the virus is in your body.

That's shingles.

 

[tevagirl]

Oh, Lawd, I'm gonna pee!

I knew you'd appreciate it! I'm still laughing!

 

[luvmydogs]

Hmmmmmmm, Jenna Jameison and genital herpes...... I think we have a theme night going here!

 

[tevagirl]

I just about crapped my pants when I got teva's PM asking me if I really got genital herpes from my mom. The color (what little I have in my lily white face ) drained from my face and I quickly checked that thread. I can't believe I left out the "not".

Who would have thought a three letter word could mean so much!