"Personally, I think I would make a great stripper!" 8/10 The End

[lovealldisney]

The kid was more mouthy and needed his head knocked in than anything else...I thought about choking him with his Bruce Jenner headband!

hahahahahahaha!!! You would so get along with my husband! (and the rest of us ) my husand is a police officer, you can imagine the stories he has. When the Kavorka is in full tilt with a full moon..... watch out!
Believe it or not he really has a way about him and can calm a situtation that could have easily gone the other way.

By the way we are hugh Seinfeld fans!! We are very much the same way humor wise. Some people don't get the show but we can totally relate!

 

[mousetravel]

The kid was more mouthy and needed his head knocked in than anything else...I thought about choking him with his Bruce Jenner headband!

Wish you would have gotten a picture of him!

Doesn't this kinda look like him?

 

[GoofyWife]

glad to see an update! My daughter (21) and I are both cursed with what I call the "face" - I don't know if I just look simple or if a sign flashes over my head that says "all strange people welcome - come talk to her!" and random strangers (and I mean strange-rs) come sit and bend my ear with their wierdo problems.
Sorry Baylor had a migraine - I have them, (and they are miserable) - my daughter occasionally and both sons have them as well, although once the boys hit around 16, not as much - they also had to throw up and sleep for awhile and take four advil before they could get up and go - I think its hormones, stress and too much video games - glad you both could go enjoy Epcot!

 

[lovealldisney]

glad to see an update! My daughter (21) and I are both cursed with what I call the "face" - I don't know if I just look simple or if a sign flashes over my head that says "all strange people welcome - come talk to her!" and random strangers (and I mean strange-rs) come sit and bend my ear with their wierdo problems.
Sorry Baylor had a migraine - I have them, (and they are miserable) - my daughter occasionally and both sons have them as well, although once the boys hit around 16, not as much - they also had to throw up and sleep for awhile and take four advil before they could get up and go - I think its hormones, stress and too much video games - glad you both could go enjoy Epcot!

You have the Kavorka too! ( the lure of the animal ) Like on Seinfeld.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZcaWmd5X9Q

 

[kirrrby]

I'm back on the train after being thrown off after a few tough things here. Getting prepared for Jack's homecoming, and moving stuff out of his brothers and stuff. But anyways, love the updates! I'll try to keep reading more often so i don't miss anything!

 

[MEK]

Hi Dawn -

Welcome back from SC. We are still in the OBX now and I am sneaking in a little DIS time after a full day at the beach and pool. I am sitting on this major-ly nice neck with a cool breeze blowing. It's heavenly. I hope you had a great vacation.

I enjoyed today's update. Poor Baylor. glad he recovered so quickly and you made it to EPCOT. to grandma Clampett and her while belly. OMG. How did you not lose it right there on the spot?

 

[Dizneydawn]

We are very much the same way humor wise. Some people don't get the show but we can totally relate!

I know it. People either get making fun of people is a type of comedy or they like knock knock joke types.

Wish you would have gotten a picture of him!
I think we might have him in one...stay tuned!
Doesn't this kinda look like him?

Exactly!!

Sorry Baylor had a migraine - I have them, (and they are miserable) - my daughter occasionally and both sons have them as well, although once the boys hit around 16, not as much

Baylor's Dad had them as a young kid from age 2 through even now. I have never had one and I am just glad when Baylor does get them, it is not often and easily fixed. His Dad can have them for 48 hours and needs a quiet dungeon and serious pain meds to make a dent in them.

I'm back on the train after being thrown off after a few tough things here. Getting prepared for Jack's homecoming, and moving stuff out of his brothers and stuff. But anyways, love the updates! I'll try to keep reading more often so i don't miss anything!

Hope things settle down for you honey. I bet you are excited fror him to get back safe and sound!!!

Hi Dawn -

Welcome back from SC. We are still in the OBX now and I am sneaking in a little DIS time after a full day at the beach and pool. I am sitting on this major-ly nice neck with a cool breeze blowing. It's heavenly. I hope you had a great vacation.
We did. Next time we are renting a house though...120 heat index was enough to make you want to cry!
to grandma Clampett and her while belly. OMG. How did you not lose it right there on the spot?

SWEAR TO HEAVEN that she rubbed her belly and then patted it, saying, "I don't care who wants to see my white ole belly, it needs to see the sun!" And she is as white as Casper. I was like...

"Realllllllllly? All the sun is going to do is make you sparkle."

Please name where that reference may come from for a prize!!!!!

Ohh...lookie there... a quickie contest!!!!

 

[PrincessCaitlin]

Twilight? I am really enjoying your TR it looks like everyone is having a great time! I laugh every time I read an update from you! I am sorry you had to see that I never knew bellies needed to breathe once in a while

 

[Dizneydawn]

Twilight? I am really enjoying your TR it looks like everyone is having a great time! I laugh every time I read an update from you! I am sorry you had to see that I never knew bellies needed to breathe once in a while

DING DING DING!!!!! PM me your address and you and the others will be sent their prizes finally...

Yes I suck. Leave me alone. The post office is on the other side of town and well... I suck.

 

[YukiPhnx]

Darn, I wasn't quick enough for that reference.

Awww, wittle Baylor in gr.3. That is too adorable. He's still my favourite

I love how Taylor fits that dummy diagram just right!

Getting sick at WDW really sucks. I have vague memories of me having this bad cough at WDW on my last trip, but the good memories kind of took over. I just remember nyquil didn't do s**t.

Another boogerlicious trip? I must make it over there

 

[Dizneydawn]

Chapter Twenty Three: Jacks going to Sing Sing

After Test Track we decided it was time to hit the world. Carsyn grabbed some random pics.

We looked at the clock and it was time for Biergarten so we busted past the closed down Mexico Cantina and made it with no time to spare! Actually that is a lie. They had us wait a few minutes.

This may be the best pic of the trip. Carsyn looking at Taylor like she is the 4th Bunny that Hugh forgot to let out of the back room.

Soon though we did get a seat on the upper deck ,right side if you are facing the stage. The nose bleed section if it was a ball game.

There we met our table buddies.

He was wearing Jack Sparrrow's dreds to impress his Dakota Fanning lookalike daughter. Younger guy, early 30's I would say and he takes a trip, just he and his daughter each year to WDW. Love that. He also likes to drink his beer. He had Das Boot in front of him and it was going down smoothly.

So we ate, they ate, we laughed, they laughed. Overall great table buddies even though Helga the Horrid was the waitress and she did not smile or look happy that she was shipped to our country to wait tables. There was no chop chop in her wickie wickie.

Soon we were full and she finally came around to asking us if we were ready for the bill. We said Da, and she brought just ours. Not Jack and Dakota's.

He sat awhile, Mein Frau Piss'Depants came and got our payment, and still no bill for him.

He shrugged at us and we had already double checked he was not on our tab cause we did not want to pay for Das Boot of Beerschnecken.

So he was in a quandry and decided to try and evade the premise. I mean if you sit around and ask for the bill and then do not get it 40 minutes later, what is Jack supposed to do?

Well his happy hiney was only as far as the wait stand when Frau Ima GonnaFrankenschteinyourschwantzenhoobin found him and told him he had indeed, not paid.

The last we heard was him saying that he thought since his bill never came and ours had, that he was awarded a piece of the "What are You Celebrating" pixie dust. I don't think they can fit, "I am celebrating not having to pay for my boot o booze at Das Biergarten" on a button.

Just Saying.

We never ran into Jack again, but I hear tell he is off for more booty in far away places....or maybe it was Orlando's finest holding facility...definitely one or the other.

Anywho, there we were and it was time to see what glorious finds we can get in Germany.

In America.

I almost bought this for her...this year I will for Prom!

Baylor did get a glass boot Stein. Treyner offered to take it to his apartment for safe keeping when he left but I told him if he touched it, there would be a boot in his future, just not heading towards his mouth!

Ok A short update but hope you all chuckled!!!

 

[YukiPhnx]

Hahahaha, great story about Jack and his bill.

I love that tiara on Carsyn! That thing screams prom queen.

 

[WannaBeADisMom]

I will have to put a disclaimer that I am not responsible for any dry-cleaning bills readers incur! What about cushion replacement?

Please do not say you are from Sioux er I mean Sewer City!!! Eww, no, but I AM from Everstill, um I mean Estherville. Is that any better?

Almost caught up....and I see you added more...yay....

 

[PrincessCaitlin]

Love the Epcot tshirts!

How was the food at the Biergarten? I am trying to decide whether to keep an ADR for there or not so I am curious.

 

[javamom]

So he was in a quandry and decided to try and evade the premise. I mean if you sit around and ask for the bill and then do not get it 40 minutes later, what is Jack supposed to do?

40 MINS!!! OMGosh!

 

[Dizneydawn]

Hahahaha, great story about Jack and his bill.
Whicj rymes with Jack and Jill and that is a totally different story altogether!!!
I love that tiara on Carsyn! That thing screams prom queen.

Or spoiled brat I am going to get my way!!!!

I will have to put a disclaimer that I am not responsible for any dry-cleaning bills readers incur! What about cushion replacement?
Incontinence is not a problem. It is a way of life.

I am going to make that a bumper sticker!!!
Please do not say you are from Sioux er I mean Sewer City!!! Eww, no, but I AM from Everstill, um I mean Estherville. Is that any better? A tich. A smackerelle...not any more than that. I lived in Sewer City for 11 months exactly. Treyner was born there and then we moved colleges to somewhere that did not smell like a rendering truck.

I do have something for you though. I think only people from the area can appreciate the lameness of the video or strangers when they know when we lived there, the only water slide in the town is literally next to the freeway and under the freeway overpass is a slaughtering/stock yard. They definitely did not have Walt's Vision in their town planning committee meetings. The fact it was done this year and they choose jackets that looked like you just won a golf title, makes it all the better. It was slammed from Sports Illustrated to MTV!!!

http://boingboing.net/2010/05/10/we-built-sioux-city.html

Almost caught up....and I see you added more...yay....

Love the Epcot tshirts!

How was the food at the Biergarten? I am trying to decide whether to keep an ADR for there or not so I am curious.

I say keep it. Worth eating at once and deciding for yourself and it is fun. It is a buffet so do not expect food for the president but we have never walked away saying yuck. Lot's of choices.

40 MINS!!! OMGosh!

I know - I think actually if he complained to a manager that he still did not have his bill, he would have gotten it for free or a discount. They were there when we arrived so it was ridiculous.

 

[Dizneydawn]

Chapter Twenty Four: Head em Out Move em Out Rawhide!!

We shipped Baylor's stein to the front for pick up at the end of the night and then went towards Norway and Mexico. We rode the troll gondola and skipped out of the movie, then tried to evade the smell of the Norwegian Parfume demons.

Now I have to say I adore the smell. I have indeed bought the perfume. The issue is that it is too concentrated for that small, not well ventilated area and it ends up taking an expensive perfume into the realms of "Best Little *****house in Texas," real quick. Gag on a maggot strong.

Mexico was not too crowded and we had a chance to not only ride El Tiempo, but do some shopping and find some souvenirs. I bought some spice nuts and found the best ever seasoning for rice and Mexican delicacies.

It is called, "Tajin" and I horde it at home like it was gold. It is like a lime flavored season salt. Outstanding for any of you cooking/eating lovers!! Like I said, I like it on plain ole white rice, potatoes etc. Low calorie flavor. Like a Mexican Mrs. Dash. The bottle says it can be put on fruits but to me that would just be weird. I like my flavors of fruit to stay sweet, not almost bitter.

Baylor also found it the perfect time to entertain the crowds.

Baylor's "Wass upp mi Amiga?" look!

Just chillin like a Nacho Bell Grande Villain!

He has always had an under-bite so I love that smile the most!!!

After making a run for the border, we were back in the sun and decided to let the kids go their own way. We are such givers.

I knew Treyner and Taylor had about 10 minutes alone this whole trip, and they would be parting tomorrow so walking around the World would give them perfect supervised alone time!

Carsyn and Baylor wanted to hit some of their favorite places and the truth was we were in Mexico and had 2 hours before the lights would dim and Illuminations would start. Dan and I sauntered through Canada and stopped in England where I got some tea. On through France and Italy and the dreams of all I could want if I won the lottery.

We were at Morocco when the torches came up and we called the kids and indeed, we all made it together at the end to watch the show. That music makes me cry every darn time.

Then, it was time for the walk of misery, out of the park and back to the Booger. It was our last night and we were sad.

We packed the van that night so all we need to do was rise and shine early. It was about 8 hours to Anderson and this time we drove via Atlanta. Taylor had to be there before 3 p.m. so we slept and got on the road by 4 a.m.

Let me tell you, that morning Taylor was up and at em! She also informed those in the party who do not wake up in an instant that we would leave without them because if she missed her plane, her Dad would kill them! They had never been apart like this and her family was looking forward to seeing her!

The ride was smooth and we had been smart enough to get some school bread and pastries from the Norway Bakery the night before so we did not need to stop for food at breakfast time.

Around noon, it felt like the trip was taking forever and we did stop in some one mule town in GA and was informed by a one tooth worker at Subway that we were still"A good 6 hours I reckon," from Greensville, SC and she was sure of that cause she drove truck up there often.

Well Taylor almost had a stroke, I said there was no way because the GPS and the map had to be wrong then. We flew to the Booger and gunned it. Then we say a sign that assured us, unless we drove backwards, we would make it in time and since there is no line in that small airport, she could arrive 45 minutes early and still beat the plane!

That calmed her nerves and the last 2 hours, the kids watched a movie and enjoyed the last hurray as a group.

We saw this sign in GA. Anyone know how a pond can be dry? Doesn't that just make it dirt? How bout a hole?

Maybe I am missing something.

Then before we knew it we were at Anderson,

dropping Treyner off. I handled it much better because I knew I would be seeing him in less a month! Taylor did not fare as well saying goodbye. The kids, well you can see their reaction for themselves!

I was laughing so hard at them and then Taylor saw them and had to laugh through her tears too!

We did not have time for emotions though and needed to vamoose to the airport.

Taylor made it in time, we hugged goodbye and decided the week went way too fast and it had seemed she was just arriving. I also told her I thought she looked more beautiful that day then when we met. Not so spray tanned, not so dolled up. She is stunning in a natural way that I hope someday she can see for herself.

Here is where the coming home takes a left turn and besides Treyner, nothing was like any of us expected!

TBC!!!!

 

[Dizneydawn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCdmiZyyGjQ&feature=fvsr

Just saw this and am laughing so hard I am almost dying. Literally can't breathe.

And yes, the best is that my kids all have unusual names so the fun is also pointed at myself!

 

[lovealldisney]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCdmiZyyGjQ&feature=fvsr

Just saw this and am laughing so hard I am almost dying. Literally can't breathe.

And yes, the best is that my kids all have unusual names so the fun is also pointed at myself!

Hhahahahahahah!! That was to funny!! I'm sending this to my DH!!!

 

[WannaBeADisMom]

I do have something for you though. I think only people from the area can appreciate the lameness of the video or strangers when they know when we lived there, the only water slide in the town is literally next to the freeway and under the freeway overpass is a slaughtering/stock yard. They definitely did not have Walt's Vision in their town planning committee meetings. The fact it was done this year and they choose jackets that looked like you just won a golf title, makes it all the better. It was slammed from Sports Illustrated to MTV!!!

OMG, Thank you for that, Dawn! There's nothing left to say! (Except I can't get that @#$!% song out of my head!!!)