People waiting in line say the darndest things!

[JLR]

My favorite was in tomorrowland. Dad, Mom and 3 kiddos that appear to all be under 10 are walking towards Buzz. One little guy is dragging his behind, pouting. Dad realizes this-stops and takes the little guy by the shoulders. "Ok, I realize that this isn't the ride you wanted to do just now-but you need to take that attitude and throw it in the trash or you're going to be spending the rest of the week in the hotel room with a babysitter." Little guy sighs-very put upon-and reaches up to his head-grabs air with both hands-walks to the nearest trash can and throws his "attitude" away. Then, he rejoins his family minus the pouting and dragging behind.

I LOVED IT.

Will this work with my children???????? Please?

 

[DisneyDancin7]

It's amazing what you see and hear at WDW, it's like people lose their minds there. This Sun my wife and I saw a young mother, in the USA cafeteria, screaming and hitting her very young daughter, saying, take it like a big girl, then she hit the very young son.

that's is terrible!!!

 

[badblackpug]

My DD was 2 years old the first time I took her to Disney and when she saw Quasimodo she screams out "Daddy there is Fozzy Bodo!" The crowd around just busted out laughing, to this day she still jokes around calling him Fozzy Bodo.

When DD was at AK we were at Rafiki's Planet Watch and when Rafiki came out she yells at the top of her lungs "Daddy its Mofiki!" I just love when little ones try to say things and don't quite get it right, its the innocence of a child that is so precious.

Reminds me of last year at the MVMCP parade. I was staked out with my then 22 month old at a good spot right in front of Casey's Corner. I am holding her and she starts yelling, "Hot dog! Hot dog! Hi! Hot Dog! Hot Dog!" The man sitting standing next to me offered to hold our spot "while you get the little girl something to eat." I had to explain to him that she calls Mickey Mouse "Hotdog." ....from Playhouse Disney...you know the song, "Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog."

 

[seobaina]

We are in the process of planning a big family trip. I have been extolling the virtues of Park Hoppers, and this little gem comes out of my sisters mouth. "If I buy the Park Hopper, it includes Universal, right"?

I love my sister, but she has NO clue!

We get people coming in asking to buy tickets from us all the time who expect them to include Universal & Sea World.

 

[TinkerbellinLouisian]

I can't stand these people. "I'm pretty sure" is my top phrase so I don't come across as a know it all. At first it's funny to list to this kind of thing but after awhile its just like "COME ON! Anyone who ever opened a book on Disney, or has even been in the parks knows the castle is at MK, not HS"

 

[PlanningNextTrip]

My own son 2yo inline for something:

"Mommy I want to go to bed and play with my big woody" of course he was talking about a toy woody, but there were of course quite a few giggles around us.
He also told people he has "the biggest woody"

Im glad we weren't staying at ASMovies, he would have talked about woody all week.

 

[Lorilais_mommie]

My own son 2yo inline for something:

"Mommy I want to go to bed and play with my big woody" of course he was talking about a toy woody, but there were of course quite a few giggles around us.
He also told people he has "the biggest woody"

Im glad we weren't staying at ASMovies, he would have talked about woody all week.

 

[tecdavidt]

I have another to add. Husband reminded me tonight, and he wasn't there to hear this!

Star Tours, June 2008, daughter, niece and I are riding the ride. We are sitting towards the back of the ride. All went well. When ride stopped a father in the front row yelled out in a loud voice "Jesus!" It was all we could do to keep our laughter to ourselves. Pour man was terrified after the ride. When we were walking out I think we observed he was with a couple of small children.

Kathy

 

[Lorilais_mommie]

While in a bathroom at AK I heard a woman say to her friend "I can handle Tower of Terror and Space Mountain, but those self-flushing toilets scare the crap out of me."

One more about those self-flushing toilets.
Just happend today

Mom's fav. phase is "you scared the crap out of me" DH and DD find it funny to scare me 1st thing in the morning!

My DD was on one(not at disney) when it started to flush. She jumps off and says "mommy, that scared my CRAP!" I didn't hear anyone outside the stall laughing so i hoped no one heard it.

When we come out of the stall there is a older lady heading into one.
My DD runs and stops her and says "don't use that one it will scare your crap!"
the older lady says " thats ok. Us old ladys need our crap scared once in a while."
I could not stop laughing all the way home! It so reminded me of the PP.

 

[chrismb22]

My own son 2yo inline for something:

"Mommy I want to go to bed and play with my big woody" of course he was talking about a toy woody, but there were of course quite a few giggles around us.
He also told people he has "the biggest woody"

Im glad we weren't staying at ASMovies, he would have talked about woody all week.

I just spit coffee at that one!!

 

[sara74]

These are SO cute! A few years ago, my oldest daughter insisted that the lion from JoJo's circus is name Golion. No matter how many times I explained to her that his name is Goliath, but it is hard to hear the pronunciation of the -th at the end, she wouldn't believe me. She insisted, "Mom, that doesn't make any sense. He is a lion. His name is Golion. It's like they're saying, 'Go, lion!'" Cracked me up. There was no convincing her otherwise!

Same thing here - and it drove me CRAZY! I was so glad when they weren't watching JoJo anymore!

 

[zoe618]

Hahaha I love these!!

On our 2008 trip to WDW my sister, my mom and I went to the restroom in Frontier Land and there was a Mother and her daughter from Great Britain and the Mom went into a stall and said "Wait here and don't look under the door."
The daughter (8 or 9) crossed her arms and said "Mother, I'm not that stupid."
It was absolutely perfect with their accents and the little girl was so cute
Not to be offensive towards people from Great Britain at all totally not my intention you guys rock!!

 

[disneydreamgirl]

Typhoon Lagoon, getting into the Lazy River~~a family ahead of us was waiting to get rafts. The dad yells out "That bloke just pinched my float!" (presumably someone grabbed the raft the dad was about to get?)

Funniest. Delivery. Ever.

Similar experience...we were swimming in the pool and a dad kept picking his son up and tossing him around in the pool...his other son was laughing and then says to his mum, in a sweet British accent..."Look mummy, daddy's chucking Sam!" I thought our kids were going to bust a gut, as were we...those kids were so cute. My niece is 19 and she still says this and laughs, years later.

 

[Tinkerbell Teen]

I have a couple to contribute

1) On the bus from ASMu to MK... my mom and I sat in the back of the bus, and a family of about 5 boarded the bus too. The bus was almost completely empty, yet they came into the back part with us. As one of the kids was about to sit down, the mom gasped loudly and said "HONEY, DON'T SIT THERE!". The confused kid moved over a seat, and the mom said 'No, honey, don't sit near any of those seats! Get off those seats, they're bad!" So the three kiddos moved to the other side of the bus. Her DH asked, 'What's wrong with those seats?'. The mom dramatically paused, and said...

"THERE'S A HAIR ON THE SEAT."

She then turned to us and said 'Hair is digusting, isn't it?", and continued to talk about hair all the way to the Kingdom. All 3 of the kids and the mom had short hair, and the husband was bald. I wonder what she thought of me with my really long hair, and my mom's thick, curly hair.

2) In line for the fairies... "Honey, we're gonna see Tink-er-bell and her friends Faaaaaawn and Rosemerida!" No offense to Southerners, but picture that sentence in a deep South accent.

 

[tttessa]

Hahaha I love these!!

On our 2008 trip to WDW my sister, my mom and I went to the restroom in Frontier Land and there was a Mother and her daughter from Great Britain and the Mom went into a stall and said "Wait here and don't look under the door."
The daughter (8 or 9) crossed her arms and said "Mother, I'm not that stupid."
It was absolutely perfect with their accents and the little girl was so cute
Not to be offensive towards people from Great Britain at all totally not my intention you guys rock!!

Awwwwww shucks.....

Anyhow..... you guys in the US always make us totally break down laughing when you talk about "fanny packs" that f word means something TOTALLY different over here...

The other difference that made my daughters giggle was you put gravy on "biscuits" - to us biscuits are like your cookies.... imagine what they thought.......

Tessa

 

[tracipierce]

Awwwwww shucks.....

Anyhow..... you guys in the US always make us totally break down laughing when you talk about "fanny packs" that f word means something TOTALLY different over here...

The other difference that made my daughters giggle was you put gravy on "biscuits" - to us biscuits are like your cookies.... imagine what they thought.......

Tessa

I had a guy ask if he could bum a smoke from me when I was passing a DSA at Pop a couple of years ago, my teenage daughter had to walk away she was laughing that much
I don't think he understood why, and I was too embarrassed to explain that to bum something over here means something completely different too

 

[eisforpants]

Any more???? Please!?!!?!?!?!?

 

[ashleighbass06]

Also, while we were at Epcot over MLK weekend in January, DD was telling us what she'd learned about "Martin Lou, third king" at school. My DS, 9 years old, corrected her saying "His name is Martin Luther King, but he wasn't actually a king." DD replied, "Yes he was! He was the THIRD king. And he made people march."

I can totally see her confusion! Not many people have three names!

This is completely unrelated, but it made mt laugh. I'm a preschool teacher and we were out on the playground and a couple children were playing hide and seek. One girl was hiding behind a snow bank and someone was talking to her and she told him to stop, she was hiding. He replied, "Why are you hiding, is your mom here?" ...Apparently he hides from his mom...

 

[tarcc]

While in the store at the Japan pavillion at Epcot my DD & I heard a woman exclaim, " hello Kitty in Disney?!, it's like Jesus meets magic!"

 

[tink too]

You teach it to them first, right? I mean...I'm 40 and we own the movie and I've still never ever watched it. Surely wouldn't expect school to be testing on movies or other cartoons...

Sssh - don't tell my dad that you have never even watched Disney's version of Snow White & the Seven Dwarves - that is his favourite movie of all time!

I'm guessing that school teachers all around the globe assume that parents still read fairytales to their children as the story has been around way longer than Disney.

My "overheard comment" came from Snow White herself last year during the Flower & Garden festival. We spotted her by the meet & greet area in Germany and I persuaded my dad to join the line. As he approached Snow White, smiling ear-to-ear (just like Dopey! ), she said in her sweet voice "Ah, my Prince has come!" That's all we heard about all day after that!