I really just think there needs to be a pop-up window every time we log onto this thread warning against drinking anything while reading this thread. Way too many funny peeps on here so you just never know when a zinger is going to be tossed out there. Too risky to be drinking anything. And really, you also need to be somewhere that you can laugh out loud without being stared at. So no reading this thread at the library or church or something. Ha ha ha ha.
I also love "Twas the Night Before Christmas" - the one with the mice and the clockmaker. Soooo great. "Even a miracle needs a haaaaaaaaand...."
and
"Christmas chimes are calling -- Santa, Santa!, Every child recalling -- Santa, Santa!, Come on old Kris Kringle, Down the Milky Way, Christmas chimes are calling--Santa, we need you today!"
(oh, and way off topic, but does anyone remember the Rankin/Bass "Mad Monster Party"? I just found it on DVD now... ooooohhhhhhh.)
I'm afraid of the belly shots yet to come now that you've opened that floodgate... ha ha ha ha.