Question: Why?

[Neapolitan Ice Cream]

Answer: Because I can.

 

[fla4fun]

Just because you could doesn’t mean you should . . .

 

[Neapolitan Ice Cream]

 

[Neapolitan Ice Cream]

Whilst we're about it, why not a Homer Simpson inspired saying?

"If I don't see it, it's not illegal!"

 

[Wesley815]

Reminds me of something I tell others 'no. is a complete sentence'

Took me a while to learn that but it helps many situations in life for us people pleasers.

 

[Praying Colonel]

 

[Praying Colonel]

Or as Senator Blutarsky once put it:

 

[Cadiewampus]

Because I said so.